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#247312 - 05/27/07 02:11 PM wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel?
jamesn Offline
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these girls are generally blinded by convictsemen by the time props are brought out to further degrade them with larger volumes of convictsemen.

why not pour a bag of scotts(tm) "grub-ex" into the funnel?

this would serve the adult-entertainment community at the same time it would entertain us, the lowly viewers.
how? i predict the next outbreak of pathogens in porn to be japanese beetle grubs and chinch-bugs. don't put it past porn-whores to harbor insect larvae en masse.

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#247313 - 05/27/07 02:36 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel?
ranathan Offline
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wow....

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#247314 - 05/27/07 02:40 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
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wow....


i don't understand.
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#247315 - 05/27/07 02:42 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
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lol, wow as in wow, theres really nothing else one can say, good or bad, that would contribute to the content of your post, so jaw open, wow, is the only response.

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#247316 - 05/27/07 02:43 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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cool. how's your holiday weekend going?
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#247317 - 05/27/07 02:47 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
ranathan Offline
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i saw robin williams unescorted at the mgm grand yesterday, i think he was looking for the entrance to the mansion, i have a wager on a baseball game that is currently pending, i was on the wagon for a few days until last night, i have a few calls to make and it is 100 degrees in the desert, how is yours if im not being to forward.

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#247318 - 05/27/07 02:51 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
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Jamesn. Too much time trolling Gardenweb can be a bad thing.
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#247319 - 05/27/07 03:00 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
jamesn Offline
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ran-my weekend has been blissful, thank you.

conky-i know!!! there's so much outdoor power equipment i never knew existed that would be hilarious to put up taylor rain's bunghole and watch it be roto-tilled/sod-cut/core-aerated.
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#247320 - 05/27/07 03:02 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
Conky Offline
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How far do you think she'd fly if we used a high strength leaf blower in her ass?
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#247321 - 05/27/07 03:05 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
Dick Dastardly Offline
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How far do you think she'd fly if we used a high strength leaf blower in her ass?




Why bother? If the trunk of the leaf blower were black, she'd run like hell or call it every ethnic name in the book before realizing it's not even human, just like a negro.
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#247322 - 05/27/07 03:46 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
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before realizing it's not even human, just like a negro.




wait, i thought fuckwhore was the glorious reincarnation of MPR?
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#247323 - 05/27/07 03:50 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
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Who's this "MPR" you all keep calling him? I take it he's another White Power Wimp?

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#247324 - 05/27/07 03:52 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
jamesn Offline
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#247325 - 05/27/07 03:56 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
Conky Offline
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I think everyone is convinced that fuckwhore is David from MyPornoReview.

There are too many coincidences. Such as things fuckwhore writing about suddenly appearing on MPR, and vice versa. It's not exactly a website you'd accidentally stumble across. And the rage and racial hatred are both in evidence.
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#247326 - 05/27/07 04:00 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
jamesn Offline
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i know. he's such an asshole and hatemonger i love him. i know many hate him, but i think of him as a kyoto who's not retarded.
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#247327 - 05/27/07 04:06 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
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For all his faults, his cross burning and stoning, he's still doing God's work by exposing cheating lying whores wherever he can.

In fact, he's like an Anti-Darth.
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#247328 - 05/28/07 05:08 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
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there's so much outdoor power equipment i never knew existed that would be hilarious to put up taylor rain's bunghole and watch it be roto-tilled/sod-cut/core-aerated.




I love the smell of this quote early in the morning. It smells like a new sig.
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#247329 - 05/28/07 06:25 PM Re: wasn't there some movie with a cum-bong/funnel
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wait, i thought fuckwhore was the glorious reincarnation of MPR?




I don't know either party, but I'm not either of them. I'm not racist, I just hate niggers (white, black, pink, purple), but we've been through that before.
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