First of all let me thank Moderator Chico for being tolerant in the past of my use of this board. And I hope I have not tried his patience beyond the point where this will be the last straw, because this one is honest to god for real. I will be without a home in less than six weeks, $700 in bills are due in two weeks, I currently have a little less than $300 in my checking, and at best that amount will only double come the due dates. I have tried to search for a part time job, but alcoholism and very low self esteem has rendered me a non existant entity in as far as confidence in my competency in the most menial tasks and dealings with people. So, as so often in the case in such situations, I turn to pornography.
By notion is this: I am offering myself for the starring role in 'Reverse Bukkake' for a fee of $2,500. For $5,000 I will star in an 'American Bukkake' because I know JM are always looking to diversify into new pornography markets. For $10,000 I will star in a 'Reverse Bukkake Bear'. I am dead serious. I guarantee my humiliation and degradation will be utterly real, and I will in all likelyhood be filled with remorse. I will hate such activities upon my person and they will no doubt destroy any notions of residual self respect and dignity I have. But still in all it seems like easy money to me and I am confident there I can fufill the task unlike in any other endeavor I can think of. Thank you for your consideration.
Love,
Travis