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#245708 - 05/19/07 03:04 AM I'm for hire for real.
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Registered: 08/25/06
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First of all let me thank Moderator Chico for being tolerant in the past of my use of this board. And I hope I have not tried his patience beyond the point where this will be the last straw, because this one is honest to god for real. I will be without a home in less than six weeks, $700 in bills are due in two weeks, I currently have a little less than $300 in my checking, and at best that amount will only double come the due dates. I have tried to search for a part time job, but alcoholism and very low self esteem has rendered me a non existant entity in as far as confidence in my competency in the most menial tasks and dealings with people. So, as so often in the case in such situations, I turn to pornography.
By notion is this: I am offering myself for the starring role in 'Reverse Bukkake' for a fee of $2,500. For $5,000 I will star in an 'American Bukkake' because I know JM are always looking to diversify into new pornography markets. For $10,000 I will star in a 'Reverse Bukkake Bear'. I am dead serious. I guarantee my humiliation and degradation will be utterly real, and I will in all likelyhood be filled with remorse. I will hate such activities upon my person and they will no doubt destroy any notions of residual self respect and dignity I have. But still in all it seems like easy money to me and I am confident there I can fufill the task unlike in any other endeavor I can think of. Thank you for your consideration.

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Travis
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#245709 - 05/19/07 11:50 AM Re: I'm for hire for real.
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
holy god

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#245710 - 05/19/07 02:30 PM Re: I'm for hire for real.
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Windsock's response to this thread leads me to believe that Jeff is likely to hire him for this type of film.

I'm having trouble getting this image out of my mind: Windsock on his hands and knees in a garden, weeping while colored paint shoots out of his ass.
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#245711 - 05/19/07 02:59 PM Re: I'm for hire for real.
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#245712 - 05/19/07 04:57 PM Re: I'm for hire for real.
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
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someone at jm just needs to put him on payroll already, 800 a month seems like a fair and equitable amount.

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#245713 - 05/19/07 07:54 PM Re: I'm for hire for real.
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland


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#245714 - 05/19/07 07:56 PM Re: I'm for hire for real.
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#245715 - 05/19/07 07:59 PM Re: I'm for hire for real.
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#245716 - 05/19/07 08:02 PM Re: I'm for hire for real.
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#245717 - 05/20/07 05:57 AM Re: I'm for hire for real.
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Playtime over kids. Windsock, hope you get a job out of this cause this is getting out of hand.
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#245718 - 05/21/07 02:12 AM Re: I'm for hire for real.
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Quote:

someone at jm just needs to put him on payroll already, 800 a month seems like a fair and equitable amount.




Fair and equitable as it may be, it would also save my life like Divine Intervention. I'm begging for this $800 per month. What do I need to do to get it? I'll do anything. I need it desperately deeply.
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#245719 - 06/12/07 08:16 PM Re: I'm for hire for real.
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Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
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I would recommend a multi level marketing program.

Like Market America â„¢



Than you can sell your friends and neighbors the soap and vitamins they would buy at walmart anyway.

Think of it!




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