Luke posts:

"When I was in Coos Bay, my car rental company informed me that the contract I had signed limited my use of the vehicle to California. So I am in Yosemite before heading home. There’s high-speed wifi at the Yosemite Lodge."

Now that made me laugh. Vancouver or bust. Or Yosemite.

I would've thought he'd have problems at the border. Lost Passport? Funny Accent? Porn Journalist? Visa Expired in 1995? Just the kind of thing to make a bored DHS Agent's day.