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#243025 - 05/08/07 04:21 PM Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Didn't start out that way but it quickly degenrated topwards it because of the interjections of Moxie. The pathetoically pompous, delusional pistoning strangelovian ADT speak is there in full flower uncommented upon. Did Steward sell off a bit of this site to Stephanie? It's shamefull really. Almost as shameful as you queers not ripping that bugabee cretin to shreds when thew circumstance made it natural and dutriful. Stop and breathe and reject it all alike a body rejectinhg a transplanted organ. :drunk: :
Abject faggotbness

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#243026 - 05/08/07 04:53 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i'm getting a "404 page not found" thingy...
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#243027 - 05/08/07 04:57 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you have a vagina.

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#243028 - 05/08/07 06:08 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
My penis can't make the link work either.

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#243029 - 05/08/07 08:15 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Given the address of the broken link I think it's supposed to be this one.
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#243030 - 05/08/07 09:15 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Hey fucktard. Get the link right before you come after me.


Edited by Moxie (05/08/07 10:00 PM)
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#243031 - 05/08/07 09:58 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Whatever the link is it can't be any faggyer than this



edit - just resized the attachment to make things a bit more viewer friendly


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232280-shitlist.jpg (24 downloads)



Edited by King. (05/08/07 11:37 PM)
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#243032 - 05/08/07 10:10 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'm going to side with Windsock here.

Moxie sucks. He's not as bad a poster as Rauol Duke or Fatman or PAFH, but he sucks nevertheless.

His "modship" is the best illustration of how arbitrary this godforsaken forum is that I can think of.

Moxie don't PM me about this post- I'll post the exchange.

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#243033 - 05/08/07 10:11 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

I'm going to side with Windsock here.

Moxie sucks. He's not as bad a poster as Rauol Duke or Fatman or PAFH, but he sucks nevertheless.

His "modship" is the best illustration of how arbitrary this godforsaken forum is that I can think of.

Moxie don't PM me about this post- I'll post the exchange.




Since you post at ADT much more than you post here, your really no one to talk.
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#243034 - 05/08/07 10:15 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Bornyo, you've posted shit during the last three months and frankly you have nothing. i'll put my five best posts against your five best and if you can top me I will leave. So put up or shut up.

PS- your ADT posts don't count.
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#243035 - 05/08/07 10:19 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Maybe you can start with this bullshit post that you had to appologize for and put your tail between your leg over. But nice job driving off the whore nonehtelees.

Quote:

Sierra Sinn/Gia Paloma Blowup

So I guess Sierra Sinn’s hit rock bottom. I just heard that Sierra and Gia Paloma and some other girls were on set for a fetish shoot and when everyone took a break and went outside to smoke Sierra stayed inside. When everyone else came back in to start working Sierra said she had to leave right then and she walked out with her stuff and got in a dark green escalade that pulled up to the house with a few guys inside.

Everyone was pissed but the shit really hit the fan when Gia Paloma went through her bag and discovered two pairs of 6” heels, some expensive face powder, IDs and her Nintendo DS missing. It turned out she left the DS on another shoot earlier in the day but Sierra refuses to return the other items. Director Mason said half the days footage was unusable because Sierra left and Paloma couldn’t produce the proper Ids.

Sierra hasn’t responded to demands to return the items or inquiries regarding her strange behavior and her friends are concerned.
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#243036 - 05/08/07 10:20 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
You have nothing. If regaling us with tales of your purchased pussy are all you have, it's all over but the crying.

Citations at lukeisback aren't what they're cracked up to be.

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#243037 - 05/08/07 10:22 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Then post your best. But if you can't carry the water, then you leave! Game on shut in. i'm sure when I log in in the morning there will be nothing.
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#243038 - 05/08/07 10:25 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Maybe you can start with this bullshit post that you had to appologize for and put your tail between your leg over. But nice job driving off the whore nonehtelees.

Quote:

Sierra Sinn/Gia Paloma Blowup

So I guess Sierra Sinn’s hit rock bottom. I just heard that Sierra and Gia Paloma and some other girls were on set for a fetish shoot and when everyone took a break and went outside to smoke Sierra stayed inside. When everyone else came back in to start working Sierra said she had to leave right then and she walked out with her stuff and got in a dark green escalade that pulled up to the house with a few guys inside.

Everyone was pissed but the shit really hit the fan when Gia Paloma went through her bag and discovered two pairs of 6” heels, some expensive face powder, IDs and her Nintendo DS missing. It turned out she left the DS on another shoot earlier in the day but Sierra refuses to return the other items. Director Mason said half the days footage was unusable because Sierra left and Paloma couldn’t produce the proper Ids.

Sierra hasn’t responded to demands to return the items or inquiries regarding her strange behavior and her friends are concerned.
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That's funny. I mean, it's really giving me a belly laugh.

Moxie = clueless.

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#243039 - 05/08/07 10:34 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

I should have known better.

First of all I apologize to Sierra Sinn, who even though she hasn't been shooting much lately took the worst of this. I am so sorry Sierra. I won't take the "ninja chop to the nutzz" but I'll take my shame to the grave.

I should have known better than to pretend to be a pornblogger. I took an unsubstantiated rumor and posted it on the internet without performing the most basic of fact-checks.

Like Icarus, I flew too high in the blogosphere, and like Icarus, I lie here crumbled and burned.

From here forward I'll leave the pornblogging to the professionals.
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#243040 - 05/08/07 10:49 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Wow, that looks like SPAM.

You suck Maxie. This is as good as you'll ever be. How you handle this dissension will define the rest of your stay on this board.

Will you continue to spam this thread with quotes or will you step out and define your identity outside of being the moderator who pays for his pussy?

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#243041 - 05/08/07 11:12 PM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
papercut Offline
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
I've got no horse in this race concerning Bornyo vs. Moxie. But Moxie must be one elephant man looking, ugly ass, motherfucker if he needs to hire porn whores to get laid. Damn, if I had a law degree I'd be pimping that shit like Wankus pimps Tyler Faith. Papercut esq. would be hittin' some random, fresh, clean, 18 year old civilian snatch for free as opposed to hiring used up hpv ridden porn whores.
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#243042 - 05/09/07 03:23 AM Re: Faggiest Thread of the Day not on ADT
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Bornyo and the sock have been on it from day one. This Moxie incarnate does suck balls. I wish on you crabs of like which you've never seen.

Hey windsock, how's it goin'?

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#243043 - 05/09/07 05:05 AM Re: Bornyo Gets Owned
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
If Bornyo thinks I'm such a shitty poster all he had to do was post his best 5 or so posts of the last three months against mine. The loser gets banned. Ill even let a veteran like Willie be the judge. But Bornyo has nothing and needs to slink away like a little girl.

All he does is complain. Time to look in the mirror. The challenge stands, put up or shut up.
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#243044 - 05/09/07 08:30 AM Re: Bornyo Gets Owned
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
I think Moxie posts some pretty interesting topics...the porn vs. mainstream one was quite an eye-opener.


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#243045 - 05/09/07 09:03 AM Re: Bornyo Gets Owned
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Moxie's made some decent, relevant posts, some not so much. Bornyo has the weight of quality content on his side.

There are better targets for your hate than each other.

If it comes down to sides, then I have to vote Bornyo. He was one of the reasons I started lurking here and I'd be lying if I pretended otherwise. Besides, I did an incall with Moxie and he gave me crabs.
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#243046 - 05/09/07 11:30 AM Re: Bornyo Gets Owned
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
if bornyo was to get banned, you may as well ban me as well. no offense. nothing wrong with posts about escorts, new chicks and generally serious treatments of aspects of the industry but i could give a fuck less about any of it. you've got an audience, no question, but any thread started by bornyo is a must-read for me and if i see something about bree olson or whatever it's something i'll eventually get around to checking out.


Edited by jamesn (05/09/07 11:39 AM)
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#243047 - 05/09/07 11:47 AM Re: Bornyo Gets Owned
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I appreciate the support but really there's no need to choose sides.

As to "putting my best posts up against Maxies" I'll do no such thing. All my posts are here, as are his. People can read them and draw whatever conclusions they desire.

Whether or not your posts are informative or thought provoking or get picked up by Luke Ford matters not one whit to me. You still suck.

Now re-paste my post again, so we can all get yet another laugh out of it.

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#243048 - 05/09/07 11:56 AM Re: Bornyo Gets Owned
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

If Bornyo thinks I'm such a shitty poster all he had to do was post his best 5 or so posts of the last three months against mine. The loser gets banned. Ill even let a veteran like Willie be the judge. But Bornyo has nothing and needs to slink away like a little girl.

All he does is complain. Time to look in the mirror. The challenge stands, put up or shut up.




I don't think Bornyo needs to do shit. You on the other hand need to go!
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#243049 - 05/09/07 12:06 PM Re: Bornyo Gets Owned
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
There's really no point to banning Bornyo, its not like he posts anything worthwhile anymore. But its touching to see his friends realize that he would lose and protect him.

So sad to see Bornyo hide behind mommies dress. I'll be a gentleman and let him run away with his tail between his legs and what little pride he has left.
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#243050 - 05/09/07 12:14 PM Re: Bornyo Gets Owned
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
** burp **

hmmm, tastes like creme soda.

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#243051 - 05/09/07 12:19 PM Re: Bornyo Gets Owned
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Actually, that was your pride you swallowed.

Pretty faggy to have your friends fight your battles for you.
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#243052 - 05/09/07 12:35 PM Maxi-Pad gets bloodied
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Actually, that was your pride you swallowed.




That's funny- I'll give you that.

Quote:

Pretty faggy to have your friends fight your battles for you.




I find it interesting they felt compelled to post at all. You should take it as being more "anti-moxie" than "pro-bornyo". That's the way I see it.

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#243053 - 05/09/07 12:46 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

Quote:

Actually, that was your pride you swallowed.




That's funny- I'll give you that.

Quote:

Pretty faggy to have your friends fight your battles for you.




I find it interesting they felt compelled to post at all. You should take it as being more "anti-moxie" than "pro-bornyo". That's the way I see it.




They felt compelled to post becuase their affraid you will take my challenge and be forced into exodus. Apparently your smarter than that.

I have no problem with criticism from people who are making contributions. I have a problem with your constant bitching and whining about new posters when you do shit yourself. I gave you the chance to shut me up for good and you fagged out.


Edited by Moxie (05/09/07 12:47 PM)
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#243054 - 05/09/07 01:02 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:


They felt compelled to post becuase their affraid you will take my challenge and be forced into exodus. Apparently your smarter than that.






Shut the fuck up, dolt.

Quote:


They felt compelled to post becuase they're afraid you will take my challenge and be forced into exodus. Apparently you're smarter than that.








By the way, I'm a big fan of your creative use of spelling and grammar - it's fortunate that your alleged career doesn't require high school level communication skills.

Perhaps Mr. Vault 100 Lawfirm Asshole didn't have time to get the ivy league students you hold in such contempt to vet your latest cumfart on a porn message board while you double-billed your clients.

Please consider doing us a favour and fucking off.
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#243055 - 05/09/07 01:25 PM Maxi-pad bleeds out
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


They felt compelled to post becuase their affraid you will take my challenge and be forced into exodus. Apparently your smarter than that.




Everyone sees this "challenge" for the asinine, idiotic construct that it is. Clearly you have in your mind some great top five list of your own posts you want to share. No one is stopping you from that.

Quote:

I have no problem with criticism from people who are making contributions. I have a problem with your constant bitching and whining about new posters when you do shit yourself.




Sometimes my contribution is as simple as calling out suckasses such as yourself. There's been no dearth of people in agreement, now that the door is open

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I gave you the chance to shut me up for good and you fagged out.




Haha, like wrestling. Loser gets his head shaved too, huh? Please.

Let's look at your tactics in this thread as you list closer and closer to melting down, there may be something we all can learn from:

Called Windsock a fag
Called me an ADT Poster
Maxies Challenge
Oops, ADT poster again
Pasted my post, missed sarcasm
Challenge, again
Spam
Spam
Challenge
Challenge
Called me a fag
And for the big finish- called me a fag again.

That's some heady stuff right there.

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#243056 - 05/09/07 01:25 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

Quote:


They felt compelled to post becuase their affraid you will take my challenge and be forced into exodus. Apparently your smarter than that.






Shut the fuck up, dolt.

Quote:


They felt compelled to post becuase they're afraid you will take my challenge and be forced into exodus. Apparently you're smarter than that.








By the way, I'm a big fan of your creative use of spelling and grammar - it's fortunate that your alleged career doesn't require high school level communication skills.

Perhaps Mr. Vault 100 Lawfirm Asshole didn't have time to get the ivy league students you hold in such contempt to vet your latest cumfart on a porn message board while you double-billed your clients.

Please consider doing us a favour and fucking off.




Sorry, My blackberry doesn't have spell check.

If you want to shut me up have Bornyo post his best work from the past three months. If its better than mine I will leave. But we all know he hasn't done shit of late. At least here, some of his ADT posts have been pretty good. This board won't fail becuase the new posters, it will fail because you protect has beens.
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#243057 - 05/09/07 01:29 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
Oliver Cramwell Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 57
Why don't you just sack up and ban him, Moxie? We're all waiting with baited breath for your top 5 posts, I'm ordering in champagne and caviar for the special moment.

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#243058 - 05/09/07 01:30 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Quote:

This board won't fail becuase the new posters, it will fail because you protect has beens.




Another even more surefire recipe for failure is handing out modships to deeply dubious entities such as yourself.

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#243059 - 05/09/07 01:35 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


If you want to shut me up have Bornyo post his best work from the past three months. If its better than mine I will leave. But we all know he hasn't done shit of late. At least here, some of his ADT posts have been pretty good. This board won't fail becuase the new posters, it will fail because you protect has beens.




This attempt to gen up some support is sad and telling.

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#243060 - 05/09/07 01:36 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

Quote:


If you want to shut me up have Bornyo post his best work from the past three months. If its better than mine I will leave. But we all know he hasn't done shit of late. At least here, some of his ADT posts have been pretty good. This board won't fail becuase the new posters, it will fail because you protect has beens.




This attempt to gen up some support is sad and telling.




So prove me wrong. What are your great contributions of the past 3 months. Hint- its gonna be a short list.
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#243061 - 05/09/07 01:38 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Moxie, you're neck deep in one of his better contributions of late. What the hell are you doing, dude?

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#243062 - 05/09/07 01:39 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Moxie, the next logical step in this one is to tell Bornyo that your dad is bigger than his.

I suggest you both retreat to neutral corners and start posting about something else.

This one will run and run with no conclusion.
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#243063 - 05/09/07 01:39 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
I have a proposal. Why don't you post links to what you believe are Bornyo's worst contributions to the board, then by contrast post links to what you deem your best contributions. I feel this will lay this ludicrously non-issue to rest.

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#243064 - 05/09/07 01:45 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
'Loser Leaves Town' matches are about as gay as pro-wrestling gets.

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#243065 - 05/09/07 02:09 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

'Loser Leaves Town' matches are about as gay as pro-wrestling gets.




True, but the last "answer my challenge and I'll leave for good" post was wonderfuly refreshing.

Buh bye
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#243066 - 05/09/07 04:12 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
WOW, so that's how it all ended? Shit!
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#243067 - 05/09/07 04:46 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

WOW, so that's how it all ended? Shit!



Actually.

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#243068 - 05/09/07 05:00 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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#243069 - 05/09/07 05:03 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Hoooly fuck!
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#243070 - 05/09/07 05:05 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Moxie=Darth
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#243071 - 05/09/07 05:54 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
I recall that day fondly, like the birth of a child or winning the lottery.

James and H2C had been hounding Smartt all over the place, mostly in some crappy thread he started in the "News" column. His responses got angrier and angrier as the afternoon progressed (yes, I stayed and watched), you could sense something was going to happen--Smartt meltdowns were always fun to watch.

Then Smartt appeared in the Cage and issued his threat. There had been some "Smartt rules" that the mods and admins went by, so while I am searching for it, boom! Smartt sets off some automated script to find words on the page and make "fuck you" threads out of them...one of the reasons why there is a "Fuck Cindi Loftus" thread. Within ten minutes Mullah Malice shut down the website, the Cage was read-only for the next 3 days, and Sergio Martorelli, the Brazillian baby rapist that he is, was gone for good.

And before you get on the "quit being a nostalgic dork" kick, screw you. I like nostalgia. It reminds me of the time when I only drank twice a week, could swim five miles a day, and typed a 75-page thesis in 26 grueling caffeine-fueled hours.

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#243072 - 05/09/07 07:10 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
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This is some pointless shit.
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#243073 - 05/09/07 07:33 PM Re: Borrnyo Fags Out
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#243074 - 05/09/07 08:15 PM What a Diff'rence a Day Makes....
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Twenty-four little hours (My apologies to the memory of Ms. Dinah Washington for lifting her line)

Yesterday Maxie was flying high- thinking he was slam-dunking posts to add to his "top-five list" (I saw your list, btw, and you might want to rethink inclusion of the anagram thread) He was moderating his message board, had Luke Ford posting his emails and lifting from his blog and thought people believed he was a hotshot lawyer and respected that he pays mad cash to fuck pornstars and other assorted hookers.

Now, just 24 hours later he's learned that no one likes him or will come to his defense, few believe the shit he claims, nor are they particularly impressed with his work. He's a powerless moderator of a pornmessageboard who chose to exercise his first ban on Windsock "just for practice". He's lost his shit publicly and resorted to posting spam and "faggot" responses to try to save face.

But the biggest change is XPT will NEVER be the same for him. What was an enjoyable pass-time, a place of comfort, succor and humor is now ruined forever.

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