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#240910 - 04/28/07 11:39 AM Xbiz article
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Xbiz has revamped their site and have now started posting my monthly column online. Though this isn't the first article I've written for them, it's the first one they posted. A couple of you asked where you could find these fantastic pieces of literature online, so here you are: http://xbiz.com/article_piece.php?cat=36&id=22723 Try not to compare me to Hemingway. Really, it's getting old. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#240911 - 04/28/07 12:09 PM Re: Xbiz article
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3074 Loc: cleanup	Quote: Then, of course, we get the beautiful girls who think they are ugly, and the ugly girls who think they are beautiful. A female's skewed perception of herself never fails to amaze me. I've had girls who bemoan an imaginary pot belly and girls with what look like bowling balls of flesh attached to their chest that hail their "fantastic" new boob job. Well Done, Holly. _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#240912 - 04/28/07 05:44 PM Re: Xbiz article
IWAdult Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/07/06 Posts: 756 Loc: Somewhere in the middle	This is cool Holly. I will be a regular reader. _________________________ www.iwadult.com
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#240913 - 04/28/07 06:31 PM Re: Xbiz article
vanessa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 04/03/07 Posts: 786 Loc: on the dark side of the moon	It's the way she arches her back, seduces the camera and lifts the corners of her mouth in a way that says, "I know you want me, but you know you can't have me." Very nicely put! There is something poetic in arching backs that expresses well your appreciation for your models.
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#240914 - 04/28/07 07:56 PM Re: Xbiz article
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: It's the way she arches her back, seduces the camera and lifts the corners of her mouth in a way that says, "I know you want me, but you know you can't have me." Very nicely put! There is something poetic in arching backs that expresses well your appreciation for your models. And then the dancing Brandon Irons banner add squelches it... _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#240915 - 04/29/07 09:15 AM Re: Xbiz article
Houstondon AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/11/07 Posts: 451 Loc: Houston	Quote: Try not to compare me to Hemingway. Really, it's getting old. How about Wild Bill Shakespeare then? Good work! _________________________ "I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again
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#240916 - 04/29/07 11:06 AM Re: Xbiz article
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	From the column: When we admitted that we did, she unquestioningly inquired ..... Ah, I see what you did there. _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#240917 - 04/29/07 01:52 PM Re: Xbiz article
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: Quote: Try not to compare me to Hemingway. Really, it's getting old. How about Wild Bill Shakespeare then? Good work! Thanks guys, your positive affirmations lifted my spirits. I needed it-- my house was broken into last night so I'm a bit depressed today. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#240918 - 04/29/07 02:20 PM Re: Xbiz article
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Quote: Quote: Try not to compare me to Hemingway. Really, it's getting old. How about Wild Bill Shakespeare then? Good work! Thanks guys, your positive affirmations lifted my spirits. I needed it-- my house was broken into last night so I'm a bit depressed today. holly's house gets broken into within a week of her announcing here that she lives a block-and-a-half away from that taco place. coincidence? hmmmm... _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#240919 - 04/29/07 02:57 PM Re: Xbiz article
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3074 Loc: cleanup	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Try not to compare me to Hemingway. Really, it's getting old. How about Wild Bill Shakespeare then? Good work! Thanks guys, your positive affirmations lifted my spirits. I needed it-- my house was broken into last night so I'm a bit depressed today. holly's house gets broken into within a week of her announcing here that she lives a block-and-a-half away from that taco place. coincidence? hmmmm... Sounds like AC Cream is on the loose again Seriously, Holly, did they get anything? _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#240920 - 04/29/07 05:42 PM Re: Xbiz article
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Try not to compare me to Hemingway. Really, it's getting old. How about Wild Bill Shakespeare then? Good work! Thanks guys, your positive affirmations lifted my spirits. I needed it-- my house was broken into last night so I'm a bit depressed today. holly's house gets broken into within a week of her announcing here that she lives a block-and-a-half away from that taco place. coincidence? hmmmm... Sounds like AC Cream is on the loose again Seriously, Holly, did they get anything? Yeah they stole a bunch of my jewelry-- nothing worth anything though, thank god. They did steal my Mac studio laptop with several photoshoots on it (fortunately I backed them up on the studio hard drive). Nothing that's not replaceable-- I just hate the idea of a stranger going through my house (and my underwear drawer). _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#240921 - 04/29/07 06:38 PM Re: Xbiz article
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: I just hate the idea of a stranger going through my house (and my underwear drawer). _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#240922 - 04/29/07 06:46 PM Re: Xbiz article
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Try not to compare me to Hemingway. Really, it's getting old. How about Wild Bill Shakespeare then? Good work! Thanks guys, your positive affirmations lifted my spirits. I needed it-- my house was broken into last night so I'm a bit depressed today. holly's house gets broken into within a week of her announcing here that she lives a block-and-a-half away from that taco place. coincidence? hmmmm... Sounds like AC Cream is on the loose again Seriously, Holly, did they get anything? Yeah they stole a bunch of my jewelry-- nothing worth anything though, thank god. They did steal my Mac studio laptop with several photoshoots on it (fortunately I backed them up on the studio hard drive). Nothing that's not replaceable-- I just hate the idea of a stranger going through my house (and my underwear drawer). which one of you pre-verts were looking at holly's girly things? _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#240923 - 04/30/07 04:30 PM Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: I just hate the idea of a stranger going through my house (and my underwear drawer). yeesh, I miss a few days and all kinds of shit happens, in particular with the epitome of womanly charm and the most erotic woman in Porn, Holly Randall. have no fear Holly Club Da Burglar Security is on the job, and in fact, we have already cracked the case! it took me a whole 17 seconds after i eliminated Sal Mckvey from the suspect list due to his extremely busy porn shoot schedule...fortunately sal is just TOO fucking busy shooting porn and doing interviews and specials for the Playboy Channel to have the time (or motivation) to break into your home, fondle your unmentionables, whack off on the Kitchen Table and then steal a bunch of shit. So who does that leave? A person with the TIME, NEED for income, Motive for Revenge or retribution for imagined slights and overextended ego-bruising, plus someone with enough familiarity with your domicile's layout and what and where you keep your stuff, etc etc.... <da burglar takes out pipe, lights it and puffs 3 times> Ladies and Gentlemen, the identity of the Holly Randall Burglar/Underwear Fondler is: No charge for this Holly. if you want i can come and "sit" guard for a few days outside your entryway, this may be my chance to make you that dinner (see other thread). Seriously though, I am glad you are ok and nothing serious was taken. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#240924 - 04/30/07 05:21 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Well forensics came by last night, and they were very excited because the thief left very clear handprints on the outside of the window he opened, and perfect fingerprints were pulled off of it. If this guy has any priors (which is likely) then we'll be able to nail him easily. I did just realize this morning that the tapes from the video that day were in the laptop bag, so I lost the Rebeca Linares/Justin Magnum scene, which was phenomenal. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#240925 - 04/30/07 05:34 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Well forensics came by last night, and they were very excited because the thief left very clear handprints on the outside of the window he opened, and perfect fingerprints were pulled off of it. If this guy has any priors (which is likely) then we'll be able to nail him easily. I did just realize this morning that the tapes from the video that day were in the laptop bag, so I lost the Rebeca Linares/Justin Magnum scene, which was phenomenal. The police actually came to you house. My place in NY got broken into once and the police said I could stop by the precinct to file a report for insurance purposes but that they were not going to investigate. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#240926 - 04/30/07 05:39 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3074 Loc: cleanup	What Precinct was that, Zenman? On Staten Island, NYPD will respond, but it takes several hours (and several phone calls.) _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#240927 - 04/30/07 05:45 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: What Precinct was that, Zenman? On Staten Island, NYPD will respond, but it takes several hours (and several phone calls.) Queens. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#240928 - 04/30/07 05:49 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Yes they did come to my house-- noticed my Hustler mags laying around, so I explained what I do. They then asked for my website address. It would be funny if I got a new member out of this. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#240929 - 04/30/07 06:03 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Yes they did come to my house-- noticed my Hustler mags laying around, so I explained what I do. They then asked for my website address. It would be funny if I got a new member out of this. You wonder if this is how Jack Lawrence was seduced into porn and out of Law Enforcement? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#240930 - 04/30/07 06:08 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: The police actually came to you house. That's what happens when you live in a posh gated community in Cali and your last name is Randall. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#240931 - 04/30/07 08:33 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: Quote: The police actually came to you house. That's what happens when you live in a posh gated community in Cali and your last name is Randall. LOL, gated my ass. I wish-- maybe then this place wouldn't have been robbed. I live in an area nestled between Venice, Culver City, and Westwood. Not a bad neighborhood, but not the best one either. But I grew up in this house, went to the elementary school across the street, and still have the neighbors whose daughter used to babysit me as a child, so I like it here. It's my home. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#240932 - 04/30/07 08:44 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	You live with your family? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#240933 - 04/30/07 08:48 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	I know you're replying just to set the record straight, but I was just funnin ya. So, you mean for example, if you get pulled over by a cop and you say "I'm Holly Randall, Suze's daughter." they don't just let you go? "I'm Holly Randall biatch!" doesn't get into all the exclusive clubs and restaurants? That's a damn shame. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#240934 - 04/30/07 08:52 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	That must be amazing to grow up in the house you grew up in...i get a lil chill when i make the effort to even drive past where i grew up. You truly live a storybook life Mz Randall. _________________________
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#240935 - 04/30/07 09:34 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: You live with your family? No-- they live in Malibu Canyon/Calabasas, but they never sold the original house they'd bought. When I was 14 we moved, but my parents kept the house, and simply rented it out; first to UCLA students, and then to a family for about 6 years. They kept it because they knew how valuable property was in Los Angeles, and they wanted to have a home to give their children when they grew up. So when I left Santa Barbara and came back down here, I moved back into this house and I've been here ever since. Quote: I know you're replying just to set the record straight, but I was just funnin ya. So, you mean for example, if you get pulled over by a cop and you say "I'm Holly Randall, Suze's daughter." they don't just let you go? "I'm Holly Randall biatch!" doesn't get into all the exclusive clubs and restaurants? That's a damn shame. Hehe I wish saying my name got me into places or out of tickets-- but they only people who know who I am are my dear friends at XPT. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#240936 - 04/30/07 10:22 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: LOL, gated my ass. I wish-- maybe then this place wouldn't have been robbed. I live in an area nestled between Venice, Culver City, and Westwood. Not a bad neighborhood, but not the best one either. I used to live in Venice, two blocks from Venice High back when blacks and Latinos wer picking each other off with no discrimination. Old people, women, little kids- everyone was a target. Mar Vista sucks. Its ghetto as fuck. Even had brief encounter with three skinheads. Pussies. _________________________
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#240937 - 04/30/07 11:14 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
Abe Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 11/23/06 Posts: 323	Meadowbrook Manor is there as well, fine institution it is. The area isn't that ghetto, it's not exactly Inglewood.
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#240938 - 05/01/07 01:33 PM Re: Xbiz article
PainfulAzzFuckin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 05/01/06 Posts: 502	Quote: Thanks guys, your positive affirmations lifted my spirits. I needed it-- my house was broken into last night so I'm a bit depressed today. Well if these are/were your socks, I know who the thief is and where you can find yer stuff! Just don't tell Gen I turned her in. _________________________ Darrah Ford's family video archives - Father's Day, 1996:
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#240939 - 05/01/07 10:49 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
todhunter Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/06/04 Posts: 82	Quote: Yes they did come to my house-- noticed my Hustler mags laying around, so I explained what I do. They then asked for my website address. It would be funny if I got a new member out of this. I would have said "subscriber" myself... --t _________________________ tod-hunter.net Porn. Politics. Mainstream. http://www.tod-hunter.net
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#240940 - 05/01/07 11:58 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	Quote: Yes they did come to my house-- noticed my Hustler mags laying around, so I explained what I do. They then asked for my website address. It would be funny if I got a new member out of this. You should have just recited Conky's sig. "I am also subscribe to postal pornography." That would have cleared things up in a hurry. _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#240941 - 05/07/07 01:30 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	They put up another article of mine... this one's about rehab. Yay! http://xbiz.com/article_piece.php?cat=43&id=22852 _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#240942 - 05/07/07 04:49 PM Re: Holly Randall Burglarized!!!!
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: They put up another article of mine... this one's about rehab. Yay! http://xbiz.com/article_piece.php?cat=43&id=22852 That was written really well and inspiring.
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