let's us get nasty:

the first scene features a woman named sage. she's much older than mr. hardcore's usual co-stars. (listed as 39) i like her. she's got kind of an odd face, but large boobs. the boobs are fake, but i really don't care. she's a teacher, apparently, (to look at her i don't think most people would guess this) and has come to talk to max because she has found out that her student (catalina) has been skipping class to study with mr. hardcore. catalina looks pretty ragged here. her hair looks like they may have used her to sweep up the floors before shooting began. also, too skinny and the make-up is hideous, but it's somewhat pointless to complain about that. anyway, max is a smooth talker and soon he is ramming his cock down her throat while catalina talks trash. sage is really entertaining, i have to say. she makes the decision to play the scene like she just can't believe what's going on. like while she's opening wide to swallow piss she just looks like all, "well, i never!" and while she's having her ass fisted by catalina while max makes her puke she says shit like, "catalina! i never thought you'd be the one giving lessons to this teacher!" i totally believe, that if there ever was a teacher that was sexually assaulted by her student and a middle-aged sex criminal, that this would absolutely be how they would react. this is a powerfully disgusting scene, though. piss, sweat, spit, puke- it's all flying. there's never anything so dramatic as that image of kelly wells, (by the way, sage is a 6 on the wells scale) but in overall volume, it's got to beat just about any scene mr. hardcore has done. sage pukes. catalina pukes. (in slow motion at least once) catalina pees on sages. sage pukes. max pees on sage. sage pukes. sage pukes. they both pee on sage. sage pukes. puke is running down the walls. elevator doors open and a giant wave of vomit rushes down the hallway. at one point they stop and make sage mop up all the nastiness. sage is in a couple other max hardcore movies. i have max extreme 20, and she has a good scene in it. also, taylor rain is in it, and i've noticed she's very popular round these parts.

next is savannah rain. she's tall and has big boobs. that's two in a row. sweet. the theme of this scene is that she's not happy to be throatfucked and peed on. a graphic informs us that she is 22, and therefore fast approaching the end of her usefulness as a whore. given what we just witnessed in the previous scene, i may have to quibble with that statement. i don't know ms. sage personally or anything, but after watching her in that last bit, i feel like the last thing anyone could accuse her of not being is useful. anyway, he makes ms. rain throw up, fucks her ass, pees in her mouth, and so on and so forth. at one point she is left alone on camera so the graphics can ponder if she's happy with her life. she doesn't look very happy, i don't think. it's a pretty short scene, kind of like a regular max hardcore scene if it was edited properly.

next is fiona cheeks. freak outfit and clown make-up is in full effect. she looks hideous, even wearing braces. also she holds a giant sucker through the whole scene. it's an oral only scene. really sloppy. at various points her face is totally covered in spit and slime, and she kind of looks like the villain false face on the old 60's batman tv show. on the behind the scenes you see her without the silly get-up and she's actually kind of a cutie.

finally, valoria rose. this is a change-up. max begins the scene addressing the camera, waxing philosophical about how chicks are different these day. apparently they'll assfuck you just as fast as changing their shoes. (that's a fucking lie, by the way) valoria is there to "audition", so the idea is she got assfucked for free with her boyfriend waiting outside in the car for her. what a stupid whore. valoria doesn't do it for me, and there's no oral, so i'm bored. it's just like a bonus scene.

if this sounds good to you, and you got sixty bucks that you don't want no more, go directly to jaded video and get your jerk on.

well put. depending on my frame of mind, these scenes can make me sick to my stomach, , or just simply fascinate me. at some point, though, i always end up feeling like a sad little coward.

Max is satan. And, I mean that in the best possible way.

in the behind the scenes footage, where you are able to see ms. cheeks without makeup, she is actually applying her make-up for the scene. it's so good- mr. hardcore is like standing behind her playing with himself. he's just talking to her and she's putting on make-up and he's got his thing in his hand.