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#238404 - 07/23/07 01:50 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
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Quote:

Quote:










God damn! Repeat offenders are the best. Looks like that "red eye" isn't going away anytime soon. wtf is it? she's cute oterwise.




her pimp must be right-handed.

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#238405 - 07/23/07 08:27 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
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Jesenia. DWI; Dragging her boyfriend to death with car. Story.



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#238406 - 07/24/07 08:23 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Jesenia. DWI; Dragging her boyfriend to death with car. Story.






He never even got the chance to say I told you so.
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#238407 - 07/24/07 08:33 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
from www.perezhilton.com--
"Lindsay Lohan was arrested in Santa Monica on Tuesday morning (at approximately 2:00 AM) for allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol.

Where the hell were her friends and sober companions when she needed them?????

A press conference is expected early this morning.

Guess she won’t be making her film premiere tomorrow night!

Lindsay is hardcore, y’all.

How is Britney going to top THIS????"

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the website added the text to the mugshot, btw...





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#238408 - 07/24/07 09:13 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Whores who get DUI's and do drugs =
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#238409 - 07/25/07 08:31 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
echo - drug possession

I admire this girl's sense of humor and I'm surprised this is the first time that we've seen this happen so far. She posted her own mugshot in her myspace profile and the first comment you see under it is from her as well. Hhrrmm..I just noticed the dates for the comments to her pic are way off. That must be their profiles adjusted time/date that is fucked, I assume.





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#238410 - 07/25/07 09:38 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

arrested for stealing Monstar's haircut.

DUI.






OMG how did I not catch this thread before? I'm only the 2nd page in and I'm already dying... this is a great one.
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#238411 - 07/26/07 02:50 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
The alt-dui and alt-resisting arrest has kept Keiko pretty busy.
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#238412 - 07/26/07 03:22 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College


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#238413 - 07/26/07 02:44 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Eminence Front Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Quote:

Country Singer Mindy McCready Arrested.






Scab - Meth, inquiring minds want to know!
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#238414 - 07/26/07 02:51 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Country Singer Mindy McCready Arrested.






Scab - Meth, inquiring minds want to know!


doubtful. only one boo-boo. missing that sunk-in look. face too full.
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#238415 - 07/27/07 10:30 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Eminence Front Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Mmmm... nice tits, must be cold in the booking room!


Looks familiar did we get her yet?
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#238416 - 07/27/07 10:42 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:


Looks familiar did we get her yet?





Yeah, page thirteen. That's xpt's reigning mugshot queen Jennifer T. Someone alluded to the smoking gun stealing our mugshot thunder but I dismissed it as perverted minds thinking alike, plus they've been doing this much longer than I, but when our homegirl Jenny T starts popping up on the smoking gun we may need to send a message. I'm thinking of a certain JM higher up paying a visit to the smoking gun front office with baseball bat in hand for a little redecoration. Maybe even threaten a few kneecaps.
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#238417 - 07/27/07 10:59 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
love her. conjugal visits maybe?

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#238418 - 07/27/07 11:05 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Eminence Front Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Quote:

I'm thinking of a certain JM higher up paying a visit to the smoking gun front office with baseball bat in hand for a little redecoration.




I heard he does this at the Bukkake shoots as well. If you don't cum far and with copious amounts, hence why I'm too scared to participate
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#238419 - 07/27/07 11:57 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild




Magnificent.

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#238420 - 08/01/07 10:49 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
a couple dui's tonight

kristen - 18 - wasted youth


kayla


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#238421 - 08/02/07 02:37 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Miss April 1989 Jennifer Jackson.







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#238422 - 08/02/07 07:49 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Is Luke Ford moonlighting with the Oberlin Ohio Police Department?
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#238423 - 08/03/07 10:45 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
brianne - 18 - consumption/possession of alcohol by a minor











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#238424 - 08/03/07 10:53 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
amber



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#238425 - 08/03/07 10:56 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#238426 - 08/04/07 03:06 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710



Wow...she looks just like Juli Ashton!

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#238427 - 08/05/07 10:39 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
karleigh - 18 - possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor





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#238428 - 08/06/07 09:12 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

brianne - 18 - consumption/possession of alcohol by a minor














I would so pistol whip that whore.
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#238429 - 08/06/07 02:02 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
We need the Goat Lawyer to get down to Florida and start representing these cute whores. Then when he got them off on a technicality, he could bring them to Jeff.
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#238430 - 08/07/07 08:28 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

We need the Goat Lawyer to get down to Florida and start representing these cute whores. Then when he got them off on a technicality, he could bring them to Jeff.




The majority of these are from Idaho, if you can believe it. Never thought Idaho had this many good looking chicas. This is a good thing though. It's a shorter distance from Idaho to Cali than FL to Cali.
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#238431 - 08/07/07 08:28 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Inna Sergeyvna Alekseyeva - contempt of court




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#238432 - 08/08/07 01:55 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

The majority of these are from Idaho, if you can believe it. Never thought Idaho had this many good looking chicas. This is a good thing though. It's a shorter distance from Idaho to Cali than FL to Cali.




I bet a good percentage of them are originally from California. Over the past decade there has been a large migration out of California and Idaho was one of the top destinations for these expatriates.
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#238433 - 08/08/07 08:13 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Idaho is full of crazy whores. Remember Cassandra? She is also from Idaho.
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#238434 - 08/08/07 12:19 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
DUI 2nd


From here.

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#238435 - 08/10/07 09:21 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
amanda - petit theft - christ, it's a mugshot not a dental exam







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#238436 - 08/10/07 09:28 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
kailani



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#238437 - 08/10/07 09:29 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
shantelle



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#238438 - 08/10/07 09:38 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
If I had a dollar for every time I saw this expression:




I would be Mitt Romney.

[BA-DA-BING!]

Thank you. How many of you are from out-of-town tonight?


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#238439 - 08/10/07 09:49 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

If I had a dollar for every time I saw this expression:

I would be Mitt Romney.

[BA-DA-BING!]

Thank you. How many of you are from out-of-town tonight?



So you're a virgin? Stay strong keep the faith. One day you'll meet a girl drunk enough to say or nod yes.
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#238440 - 08/10/07 10:03 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

So you're a virgin? Stay strong keep the faith. One day you'll meet a girl drunk enough to say or nod yes.




One can always hope.

After all, if hapless genetic rejects NEVER met, there would be no Papercuts in the future...
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#238441 - 08/10/07 10:10 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
I appreciate the capitalization of my id. Pent up virgin energy knows no bounds.
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#238442 - 08/10/07 10:21 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


Tierney, this is one of my favorite threads. If you insist upon keeping up this "papercut" charade, why don't you do it in a Warp Speed thread, huh? Thanks.

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#238443 - 08/10/07 10:37 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Raoul, shut the fuck up. You may have a new ID, but you're still the same lame ass wind bag that posts too much and everyone dreads reading. Post some more anti-religious threads because everyone loves those. So much fun, so exciting. You were raped by a priest as an alter boy weren't you? Now it makes sense.
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#238444 - 08/10/07 10:46 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Raoul, shut the fuck up. You may have a new ID, but you're still the same lame ass wind bag that posts too much and everyone dreads reading. Post some more anti-religious threads because everyone loves those. So much fun, so exciting. You were raped by a priest as an alter boy weren't you? Now it makes sense.




Yes; give him lessons on constructive XPT posts, douche bag...



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#238445 - 08/10/07 10:46 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


Tierney, you're only embarassing yourself.

I Know it's you because I watched you in action.

You posted the Jim B. thread as papercut and logged off.

You waited to see if anyone would respond, and when nobody did, you logged on as yourself and literally cackled. (Most unbecoming, BTW.)

You then added a PS that only referres to papercut, rated the thread 5 stars and logged off.

Not Thirty seconds later, you logged back on as papercut, rated it 5 stars again and logged off again.

I realize children don't think things through, but if you want to be slick, you should set your alts profiles to invisible. I do check Who's Online.

And your denial "I'd show you my tits but I'm a guy" is not something a guy would say. It is exactly the kind of thing Tierney would say.

Do what you want, but nobody's fooled by it. Now stop fucking up King's thread.

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#238446 - 08/10/07 10:57 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Awesome Raoul! You fucking douche. I suggest you flood Ceara with pm's about her alt, me, to prove the point so she can ban your lame ass now that you have everything figured out once and for all. Also, while you're at it ask moronboy if you can borrow his ID, it fits you better. moronboy v.2 works as well. Idiot.
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#238447 - 08/10/07 11:01 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


Naahh, I'd rather just talk to you while I have you here. Now go find a mugshot or stop derailing this fine thread.

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#238448 - 08/10/07 11:11 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

Now go find a mugshot or stop derailing this fine thread.




Fuck you, you long winded bitch. You're the one that jumped in on this shit when it had nothing to do with you. You stop derailing this thread and post a mugshot. Fucker.
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#238449 - 08/10/07 11:15 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


Here you go, Tierney. This is how grown ups play.

Jennifer. Heroin Possession, Probation Violation.



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#238450 - 08/10/07 11:19 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


Marissa. Robbing the Elderly, Credit Card Fraud.



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#238451 - 08/10/07 11:27 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


Michelle. Grand Theft, Defrauding a Pawnbroker.



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#238452 - 08/10/07 11:35 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

Yes; give him lessons on constructive XPT posts, douche bag...




Your sensitivity and knee jerk reaction reveals the full effects of your virginity. Some day she'll pass out soon enough for you to take full advantage of her. Don't lose hope.
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#238453 - 08/11/07 12:06 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
Unregistered


Christine (AKA Susan.) DUI Manslaughter, Cocaine Possession.



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