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#235493 - 04/10/07 12:53 PM
"Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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All the crossover between adt and xpt has me thinking that we should get back to choosing sides, backbiting, humiliating each other and in general restoring the friendly (hah) rivalry that used to exist between the two sites.
To this end I propose we appoint two captains, establish a poster pool, and institute a poster draft post haste.
I know xpt has some newer posters here trying hard to fit in who would be better suited to adt, and possibly vice versa.
Pre-pick trades would be allowed so it would be possible to give, say; Jack Schitt, Sergio Travesio and Guapo for a Croy.
After this first round, the dead season preceding the AEE would be draft time.
Who do we nominate as captains, and what trades would you make right away?
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#235496 - 04/10/07 01:03 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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All the crossover between adt and xpt has me thinking that we should get back to choosing sides, backbiting, humiliating each other and in general restoring the friendly (hah) rivalry that used to exist between the two sites.
To this end I propose we appoint two captains, establish a poster pool, and institute a poster draft post haste.
I know xpt has some newer posters here trying hard to fit in who would be better suited to adt, and possibly vice versa.
Pre-pick trades would be allowed so it would be possible to give, say; Jack Schitt, Sergio Travesio and Guapo for a Croy.
After this first round, the dead season preceding the AEE would be draft time.
Who do we nominate as captains, and what trades would you make right away?
This smacks of miscegnation and I'm aggin' it! Besides, interleague play ruined baseball.
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#235497 - 04/10/07 01:08 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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moblem and maged go together like the two brothers in that old hockey movie. I'd trade them both to ADT to get Loraine in the XPT locker room.
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#235498 - 04/10/07 01:10 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Thanks, 3SB.  I could play for either team. Although, if I was on ADT, I'd want a hell of a lot more than that for Croy. I mean, Guapo?
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#235499 - 04/10/07 01:12 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Besides, interleague play ruined baseball.
Yeah, it did, but I love taunting my Met Fan friends when they play The Yankees.
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#235501 - 04/10/07 01:19 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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We could dump some salary with the expiring contracts of Monkey, Arab, and 2Cums, and perhaps reacquire Katja. 
Those rat bastards over there would probably send over Hardware in Cobalt's uniform though. 
Good points. We start with two jerseys retired from the start.
Cobalt would be a good pickup.
In a cruel twist of fate, Phlog comes back to ADT and Steph's management- like when Vince McMahon made Dusty Rhodes wear polka dots.
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#235502 - 04/10/07 01:48 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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As someone who doesn't read ADT very often at all (unless it's a slow day and I'm looking for something faggy), I have no idea who the good and bad posters over thre are. Can we trade Tricia back to them for one month in return for bringing Bono-one over for a four week shit kicking session?
This has all the makings of a poster hate session. There are posters here who are inherently too nice for this shithole. Raoul is one of them, and I've told him he needs more hate in his diet. Tritone is someone else who doesn't "get" XPT yet either.
What about trading Ryan over so we can get Christian X back? He was a good poster when it came to hatin' on folks, and Ryan's mainly a one liner.
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#235504 - 04/10/07 02:14 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I just used you as an (excellent) example, Chico. We'd have our attorneys look over the contracts carefully.
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#235509 - 04/10/07 03:24 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Porn Jesus
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I just used you as an (excellent) example, Chico. We'd have our attorneys look over the contracts carefully.
You mean this shyster?
That made me laugh so hard if I have anything to do with it you're staying.
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#235510 - 04/10/07 03:39 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Porn Jesus
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i feel like the swimmer who jumps the gun and ends up diving into the water randomly with the tricia thing. you've gotta tell me these things in advance.
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#235511 - 04/10/07 05:09 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Can we trade Nago/Pris for a bunch of Chi Chi's soiled condoms?
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#235513 - 04/10/07 05:38 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Porn Jesus
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i feel like the swimmer who jumps the gun and ends up diving into the water randomly with the tricia thing. you've gotta tell me these things in advance.
Actually, seeing Tricia parry your thrusts gave me the idea. She might add something to building a strong defense. (Yep, two bad puns- count 'em).
I nominate you as XPT's captain. I wonder who will step up as ADT's?
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#235514 - 04/10/07 06:09 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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i'm with conky, i don't read adt and have no idea who is worthwhile over there. still, i'd be happy for some people to be delisted from xpt so i'm supporting the initiative so far.
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#235515 - 04/10/07 06:28 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
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Well... since ADT is low on the Dumb and Rutting, I think we can send them the Hatebots (BIFF, Papercut and Soap Suds) in exchange for... um... ahh Hell, just send 'em there.
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#235516 - 04/10/07 08:17 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
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The question should be, if you could send one poster to ADT to wreak maximum carnage, who would it be (assuming moderation was temporarily disrupted.)
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#235517 - 04/10/07 08:30 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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The question should be, if you could send one poster to ADT to wreak maximum carnage, who would it be (assuming moderation was temporarily disrupted.)
Nice try. This one won't be derailed though.
Reminds me of the rookies putting icy-hot in the veterans jocks at camp.
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#235518 - 04/10/07 09:05 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
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Somebody sign some tattooed nappy headed Ho's.
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#235520 - 04/10/07 09:43 PM
Re: "Fantasy Porn Forum" Poster Draft
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Well... since ADT is low on the Dumb and Rutting, I think we can send them the Hatebots (BIFF, Papercut and Soap Suds) in exchange for... um... ahh Hell, just send 'em there.
You're trying way too hard to fit in here. It's not quanity of posts, it's QUALITY. All of yours are shit.
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#235521 - 04/10/07 09:44 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
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Kind of Ironic to see Mr. "Hymie Town" protesting someone else's insensitive comments.
[Derailment ends here]
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#235522 - 04/10/07 09:45 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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BIFF my man. How's tricks, Baby?
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#235523 - 04/10/07 09:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#235524 - 04/10/07 09:48 PM
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Demon Spawn
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Come on, Willie. You just want a chance to fuck with Steph. 
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#235525 - 04/10/07 09:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I doubt faceblaster makes the cut anywhere- it's Canada for you, son.
Rauol you are working towards your trade, and your stock is falling.
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#235526 - 04/10/07 09:57 PM
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Demon Spawn
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Meh. Falling Shmalling. That's the most coherent dig I've had all day.
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#235527 - 04/11/07 12:12 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
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Loc: Dallas, TX
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I'd trade myself to ADT if XPT got Jewel Denyle and Jenna Presley as full-time posters.
Bornyo, you put the franchise tag on Willie right?
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#235529 - 04/11/07 01:28 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
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#235530 - 04/11/07 05:12 AM
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Demon Spawn
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#235531 - 04/11/07 12:02 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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#235534 - 04/11/07 12:22 PM
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Demon Spawn
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No one's related to Bono-One. He's a laboratory experiment gone terribly wrong. Kinda like your Moms.
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#235536 - 04/11/07 04:18 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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Kinda like your Moms.
You admit defeat right here. I win.
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#235537 - 04/11/07 04:22 PM
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Demon Spawn
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#235538 - 04/11/07 04:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It's poor form to show interest in a poster prior to making the picks, because it might drive up the cost, but I am curious what ADT would require to land Nietzsche for XPT?
Snowballs chance in hell of getting him on this board I'm certain.
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#235539 - 04/11/07 04:34 PM
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Demon Spawn
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Quite a Bit, I'd think. I'm sure he'd feel right at home in AWOP, though.
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#235540 - 04/11/07 04:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Quite a Bit, I'd think. I'm sure he'd feel right at home in AWOP, though.
He's kinda liberal though. Maybe XPT should pass. 
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#235541 - 04/11/07 04:47 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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It's poor form to show interest in a poster prior to making the picks, because it might drive up the cost, but I am curious what ADT would require to land Nietzsche for XPT?
Snowballs chance in hell of getting him on this board I'm certain.
You're not getting him, babe. Nobody here is worth the Neech. He's the most awesome poster is the history of posters. He's a legend.
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#235542 - 04/11/07 04:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
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Thanks, 3SB.
I could play for either team.
I think that quote from you stands alone. 
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