Every act begins with the written word. I actually write
porn screenplays. My screenplays are available for sale,
for money or maybe even for sex with your star (female) or any one of your stars (female). But my name must be in the credits of the final film (DVD). Must provide Lunch and Transportation.

you're hired. you'll be co-starring in a scene with "Lara" and "Darren". PM me for more info or hit me up at gdclyde@yahoo.com

If your planning on making a living off adult movies with screenplays then your gonna starve. When was the last time you saw a Gonzo with a script?

Which brings me to a slightly off topic point. Under the Miller test porn is not obscene as long as it is not purely prurient. In laymans terms, there must be a reason to watch other than to stroke off. Under that definition, 75 % of Gonzo is technically obscene. Frankly, I am surprised the goverment hasn't tried this approach.

I would be keen to purchase a couple of your screenplays for my personal use.

Could you please print them out on the special form-paper below. You should be able to get two screenplays on each form.

Sal McVey is a writer now?!! "Every act begins with the written word" is priceless.

Back when Gia first joined XPT, I wanted to write (and I got halfway done with it) a "classic" screenplay with her as the main character befitting both her exceptional intellect and her magnificent booty. I called it "Splendor in the ASS"...just like in the 1961 movie starring Natalie Wood, the story featured the stunning Gia playing a woman with a more edgy, savvy character than the lovelorn girl played by Natalie Wood who was chasing the rich and powerful Bud Stamper (played by Warren Beatty).

Now granted, Warren would fuck a snake if he could hold its ears so Gia would find no regular challenge in real life, but in my screenplay Gia's character KNEW exactly how to get the new version of "Bud Stamper" (played by some 6'4" football player with a 8 inch dick I would recruit at the last minute with the enticement "Hey you wanna fuck a hot chick and get paid 200 bucks in the process?") Gia would flash her magnificent Booty and then Kneel with her mouth open before the football dude and gobble away. Gen Padova would fume in the background as the other lovelorn chick coldly passed over by the 6'4" football player metaphorical god. Once Gia had finished Gobbling she would cooly tell the dude/metaphorical god "This was a one time thing...I was not impressed. Dont expect anything in the future unless I Initiate it...YOU ARE MY THING to do with as I wish." Stunned with his dick dangling from his trousers, the new "Bud Stamper" weeps like a baby and runs home to mama, Gen Padova in Hot pursuit. Meanwhile Gia's character see's me sitting off over by the Malt Shop (remember its 1961) with an empty Hot Pink Wheelchair next to me and my fire engine red chair. SHE jumps in the Hot Pink wheelchair and we wheel inside and share a wheat grass colon cleanser milk shake. 90 minutes later we both have splendor in the ass. <THE END>