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#230314 - 03/21/07 03:56 PM Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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I've always been into stories about people being shipwrecked on desert islands. The best scenarios are those especially with kids- because kids resort to being feral beasts. The only problem I had with stories like Swiss Family Robinson and Robinson Crusoe and such is that they held onto the idea of human morality too tightly, rather than giving into their appetites. Personally, if I was stranded on a desert island with some people, I'd pick up a giant conch and after blowing it to call everyone around me I'd declare "People, seeing that we are no longer part of any society and most likely will die here, I say we do whatever we like, and this means, we remove our clothes and act like perverted animals on crack. Okay? sounds cool? any objections?"

Surrender In Paradise is pretty much this fantasy of mine squared by itself and given that 80s halo tint that looks like a fogged out polaroid. It starts off a little like Swiss Family Robinson, with some sobby music and images of a ship caught in a storm. Suddenly we're introduced to Arthur (Jerry Butler), a convict who finds himself the sole survivor of the shipwreck alone on an island. This would seem pretty dull until, after we wanders off, 6 malrat type babes appear on the island. They believe they are alone and so, seeing that there are no men, establish some lesbo action that first night. I'm not sure whether the directors are fucking nazis, but they have these girls lapping one anothers cunts and fingering each other in the sand. Anyway, it doesn't kill my wood because these girls are smoking hot (check pics below). Even the brunette with the short black hair is hot. I'd fsck all these girls in a public bathroom in front of christian families on a Sunday. The blonde chick looks like Laura Palmer, and her scene is seriously out of a Hawaian record cover- one of those wa wa records you find in thrift stores with titles like 'Chuck Floyd and his Orchestra in Hawaii' with a huge image of some really hot chick and below it, cropped to size, some retired 50 something tanned men in Hawaian shirts smiling like they get laid every day.

Anyway- the girls finally run into Arthur, and they all want to fuck him (seeing that he is the only man alive) but one of the girls doesn't trust him, so instead they all fantasize about fucking him. Eventually, one of them runs over and actually fucks him, making the other ones kinda jeleous so they also fuck him, and eventually ever girl gets to be fucked by him (I think). Then they see a ship in the horizon and and dance on the beach and the dude fucks one more girl in the water and the film ends.

Things to note: every character has a name, which is kinda useless because I really don't care what their names are. Infact, after a while, they all start to look alike.
Secondly; this was Ginger Lynn's first porn film, which in itself, is a fact that is strokeworthy.
Third, the plot is pretty interesting. If it weren't for the beaver count this would be the porno equivalent of Lord of the Flies.
Fourth- romantic music. I don't know why some people insist on presenting porn as some sort of romantic dancing charade. These are harlots and anyone watching this to fall in love needs to be injected with cyanide.
Fifth; there was a sequal to this called Pink Lagoon. Don't get that. It has that fat bastard called Ron Jeremy and tries to recapture the magic this one sets and totally fails. Jerry Butler is so handsome you'll wish that gay Finish guy used him in his shots of homos in bathrooms wearing leather bondage gear and fisting one another.

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#230315 - 03/21/07 03:57 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230316 - 03/21/07 03:57 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230317 - 03/21/07 03:58 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230318 - 03/21/07 03:59 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230319 - 03/21/07 03:59 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230320 - 03/21/07 04:00 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230321 - 03/21/07 04:00 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230322 - 03/21/07 04:01 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230323 - 03/21/07 04:01 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230324 - 03/21/07 04:02 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230325 - 03/21/07 04:02 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230326 - 03/21/07 04:03 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230327 - 03/21/07 04:04 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230328 - 03/21/07 04:05 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230329 - 03/21/07 04:05 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230330 - 03/21/07 04:06 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230331 - 03/21/07 04:07 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230332 - 03/21/07 04:07 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230333 - 03/21/07 04:08 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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#230334 - 03/21/07 04:20 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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Sondr Stillman aka Lois Ayres =

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#230335 - 03/21/07 05:55 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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I actually don't know which chick is who. They're all hot in my opinion, but that blonde has reached new dimensions of hotness, especially for a porn.
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#230336 - 03/21/07 06:07 PM Re: Surrender in Paradise (1984)
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I recognize Stacey Donovan from the cover. She had the perfect ass back in the day, but ratted out the industry to the Meese Commission.

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