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#230178 - 03/21/07 05:41 AM "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Why on earth would a chick ask you to choke her while you are fucking her? Da Burglar encountered his first "gasper" a little while ago and I am still in a state of shock...I had to make myself some cocoa afterwards and sit alone in my study while she snored away like nothing had happened. That's all I fucking need, fracture a chick's windpipe and be booked for Man 1...

I've been busy lately, but not so much so that I missed the Hillary Scott "Exposed" episode that recently took place...I laughed and cried at the same time. What a fucked up world we live in...I am just glad I do not know what the fumes emanating from her orifices actually smell like, but it seems obvious to me that if you violate your holes to the extent and frequency that Hillary did over the last 3 years, there will be some type of bio-malfunction. I am betting it had less to do with anything Brandon might have passed on to her and more from the numerous ANal train internal cumfart scenes she did with the likes of John Strong and Steve Holmes. Those guys are ticking Cervix Bombs.

What's the deal with the Porn Industry these days? The paradigm(s) are truly shot out and bereft, especially if you visit sites like nitelfirt. There are some INCREDIBLY beautiful women, from the comfort of their own homes, selling themselves on homemade, HIGH QUALITY web clips that are far more erotic than any fake, phony bullshit put our by the conventional porn studios. I'm totally serious...when you finally spend time at the porn conventions, and talk to the performers, and then couple that with experiences like Hillary's and the numerous other porn whores who have had meltdowns or serious breaches in their "images", it kills the fantasy completely. Save your money and forget porn, visit a strip club a couple times a month...the realism will stay with you a lot longer. My latest kick is buying shots and having "the girl of the hour" take it in her mouth and then spit it into mine...the alcohol pretty much kills any germs (safer than kissing) and its pretty hott. I've started a trend in the bay area which should be hitting your neighborhood soon.

That is all...


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#230179 - 03/21/07 08:38 AM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...My latest kick is buying shots and having "the girl of the hour" take it in her mouth and then spit it into mine...




Pretend cumswapping, are you?

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#230180 - 03/21/07 09:12 AM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
TMonty Offline
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Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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Why on earth would a chick ask you to choke her while you are fucking her?




If this is a serious question, then your naiveté is really touching. Reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sex can heighten the sexual pleasure in intercourse, it's as simple as that. Just ask Ashley Blue.

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#230181 - 03/21/07 10:23 AM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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...My latest kick is buying shots and having "the girl of the hour" take it in her mouth and then spit it into mine...




Pretend cumswapping, are you?




"Snowball shots"
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#230182 - 03/21/07 01:35 PM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Burg, even Mrs Conky likes to be choked out now and again.

Admittedly, this may or may not be during sex.
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#230183 - 03/21/07 03:30 PM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Why on earth would a chick ask you to choke her while you are fucking her?




If this is a serious question, then your naiveté is really touching. Reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sex can heighten the sexual pleasure in intercourse, it's as simple as that. Just ask Ashley Blue.




Yeah yeah, I know, I took Anatomy, Biology and saw "Rising Sun"....It was a rhetorical question of flummoxed outrage....literally why risk your life for a slightly enhanced orgasm? Plus, as I am wont to admit, I was PAYING this chick, and paying her well. PLUS-PLUS, she has a dignified beauty, like a Hott Version of Miss Landers from Leave it to Beaver, spruced up to befit a 2007 high priced whore.

I guess I should be happy, at least she was into it....but still, it is my worst nightmare, having a whore OD or otherwise croak while on my clock. I used to have nightmares of being whisked out of the Mandarin Oriental by the SFPD when my whore-du-jour pops one too many Xanax with her Scotch & Soda and pukes and inhales her vomit and dies in the bathroom with the door locked. While I can afford the best legal representation money can buy, even Phil Spector is now finally facing the music, and he SHOT a whore in his house.

If only Holly Randall loved me, I'd swear off call girls forever ....
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#230184 - 03/21/07 03:40 PM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
There are tons of whores I'd like to choke and NOT have sex with them.
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#230185 - 03/21/07 03:48 PM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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There are tons of whores I'd like to choke and NOT have sex with them.




Trust me, the drive up to Canada is pretty sweet, but you have to wait until the farmer goes out before you can stash the corpses.
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#230186 - 03/21/07 04:01 PM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

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There are tons of whores I'd like to choke and NOT have sex with them.




Trust me, the drive up to Canada is pretty sweet, but you have to wait until the farmer goes out before you can stash the corpses.




I meant choke just cuz they piss me off, not like serial killer choke.
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#230187 - 03/21/07 04:07 PM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Hahaha, uh, yeah. Sure. I knew that. Nothing to see here, people, move along.
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#230188 - 03/21/07 04:57 PM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3074
Loc: cleanup
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it is my worst nightmare, having a whore OD or otherwise croak while on my clock...




...or on your cock.
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#230189 - 03/22/07 01:44 PM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
I don't know; because it's dangerous, and therefore, hot? I used to like to be choked (just slightly, not interfering with breathing and certainly not until I passed out). I don't anymore, because I'm a female eunuch now, like Germaine Greer. But when I did, it was because I found that being made to feel small and helpless was very erotic.

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#230190 - 03/22/07 03:43 PM Re: "God is a Kid with an Ant Farm..."
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I don't know; because it's dangerous, and therefore, hot? I used to like to be choked (just slightly, not interfering with breathing and certainly not until I passed out). I don't anymore, because I'm a female eunuch now, like Germaine Greer. But when I did, it was because I found that being made to feel small and helpless was very erotic.




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