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#229829 - 03/17/07 12:48 PM XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Roger T Pipe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/03
Posts: 116
Loc: SoCal
OK, I've got a couple of free fantasy baseball leagues almost filled with industry people, board participants, porn journalists and the like....

Who wants to represent XPT in the league. Bragging rights (if such things exist in this sort of situation) are up for grabs.

Email me at Rog@rogreviews.com if you want to play.

Thanks

Rog
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#229830 - 03/17/07 03:01 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Count me in. It would be better if we had our own XPT league, vut the only true baseball fans around here are Willie, yourself and me.
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#229831 - 03/17/07 03:10 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Roger T Pipe Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/07/03
Posts: 116
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Count me in. It would be better if we had our own XPT league, vut the only true baseball fans around here are Willie, yourself and me.




Cool...shoot me an email so I can send you the invite.

I agree, an XPT league would be great. ESPN has gone free so it's pretty simple. If you set one up, I'd love to play.

See if you can get some of the porn girls to step up. I had no luck. (Wait, no luck with porn chicks.....that's a trend in my life.)

Rog
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#229832 - 03/17/07 07:42 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Just tell me where to throw it...



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#229833 - 03/17/07 08:04 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Roger T Pipe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/03
Posts: 116
Loc: SoCal
Send me your email....I'll send you the invite......

Rog@rogreviews.com
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#229834 - 03/17/07 09:21 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Count me in. It would be better if we had our own XPT league, vut the only true baseball fans around here are Willie, yourself and me.



Chico, make sure you sign up for the "No Time for Love" league, Team Willie D wants to delight in kicking your ass around the field every day.
Team Willie D --> <-- Team Chico and/or the Chicago Scrubs.

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#229835 - 03/18/07 12:27 AM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:

Count me in. It would be better if we had our own XPT league, vut the only true baseball fans around here are Willie, yourself and me.




Cool...shoot me an email so I can send you the invite.

I agree, an XPT league would be great. ESPN has gone free so it's pretty simple. If you set one up, I'd love to play.

See if you can get some of the porn girls to step up. I had no luck. (Wait, no luck with porn chicks.....that's a trend in my life.)

Rog




Hey Chico, make sure you force the fat kids at ADT to play catcher - they hate that!

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#229836 - 03/19/07 02:00 AM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

the only true baseball fans around here are Willie, yourself and me.




While I'm not a fantasy league player [I CANNOT root for anyone in the NL w/o an NY on their hats], I am a devout baseball fan and likely the equal of any here.

Besides being a season ticket holder for a 13-year span, I have LITERALLY 100s of 1000s of cards, numerous yearbooks, scorecards, schedules, Hall of Fame 1st day covers, Nolan Ryan memorabilia, etc.

I have a baseball signed by dozen+ negro league stars sent to me personally by Double-Duty Radcliffe, whom I befriended.

I know all the World Series going ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE 1ST to when Providence swept the NY Mets 5-0 in 1884!!!!!

I actually upgraded my ticket plan over the winter of 1995 WHILE THEY WERE ON STRIKE!

[more babbling on this topic available if denied bb fan status]
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#229837 - 03/19/07 10:23 AM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
redish Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
So you were at Shea when Yadi Molina shut the Mets fans the fuck up in the ninth inning last year?

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#229838 - 03/19/07 10:28 AM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

So you were at Shea when Yadi Molina shut the Mets fans the fuck up in the ninth inning last year?






I'm sure he was there the day that Billy Wagner walked the Yankees around the bases. All kidding aside, baseball fantasy is a six month 7 day a week gig. I used to do it all the time. I don't know if I ever will again.
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#229839 - 03/19/07 12:20 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

All kidding aside, baseball fantasy is a six month 7 day a week gig.




Exactly, it's a black hole of commitment with 162 games a year. Yikes.

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#229840 - 03/19/07 01:25 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:

All kidding aside, baseball fantasy is a six month 7 day a week gig.




Exactly, it's a black hole of commitment with 162 games a year. Yikes.




I vote for Fatman. It's a perfect gig for the permanently disabled. He can even whack off on his second monitor while the stats are updating.
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#229841 - 03/19/07 05:51 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3073
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

I know all the World Series going ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE 1ST to when Providence swept the NY Mets 5-0 in 1884!!!!!




Excuse me. Hi. Just Curious: Didn't the Mets debut during the 1962 season? Or did they just go on a loooong hiatus between 1885-1961. Moxie, You're a new Yorker, right? Whaddaya think?

Aside from that glaring error, I'd agree with Grizz. Fatman would be perfect for the job. But isn't he going to Europe until after opening day?
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#229842 - 03/19/07 06:46 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

Quote:

Moxie, You're a new Yorker, right? Whaddaya think?




Is it the Mess, or is it Mets?
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#229843 - 03/19/07 10:05 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

I know all the World Series going ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE 1ST to when Providence swept the NY Mets 5-0 in 1884!!!!!



Excuse me. Hi. Just Curious: Didn't the Mets debut during the 1962 season? Or did they just go on a loooong hiatus between 1885-1961. Moxie, You're a new Yorker, right? Whaddaya think?




There was a team called the New York Metropolitans that played for the American Association and then was bought out by the Brooklyn Dodgers in 1887.
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#229844 - 03/19/07 11:46 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Exactly, it's a black hole of commitment with 162 games a year. Yikes.



I plan to have fun with it. If I miss a few days to hangovers, I'll just attribute it to player apathy. Hell, it worked for Dusty Baker for a few years. I didn't name my team the "Windsocks" for nothin'.


Oh yeah, and...

Since the Cubs Last Won the World Series...
1. The radio was invented.
2. Four states have been admitted to the Union.
3. The atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
4. The television was invented.
5. The U.S. went through the Great Depression.
6. The US has participated in two World Wars and three major armed conflicts.
7. The National Football League was founded.
8. Man landed on the moon.
9. Halley's comet has passed the Earth twice.
10. Thirteen different Presidents have been elected, one has been appointed, one has resigned, and one has been impeached, but not removed.
11. Harry Carey was born, fired by the Cardinals, and passed away.
12. Wrigley Field was built and has become the oldest baseball park in the National League.
13. Five flag poles which were erected at Wrigley Field for the purpose of holding World Series flags have worn out and been replaced without ever holding a pennant.
14. The State of Illinois financed a new park for the Chicago White Sox.
15. Chicago has been home to one World Series, one Super Bowl, three Stanley Cups, and six NBA championship winners.
16. Lights have been added to 30 major league baseball stadiums.
17. Fourteen teams have been added to the major leagues.
18. Baseball and softball have become Olympic sports.
19. The World Series has been won by nineteen different franchises, including four expansion teams and one from Canada.
20. Al Gore invented the internet.
21. Hundreds of boys were born, raised, played inept baseball for the Cubs, retired, and died of old age.
22. THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS HAVE WON 4 CENTRAL DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIPS, 15 NL PENNANTS AND 9 WORLD SERIES.





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#229845 - 03/20/07 09:20 AM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Detroit is where it's at...



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#229846 - 03/20/07 06:45 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Back to back NL West titles.


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#229847 - 03/20/07 06:50 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

.......
20. Al Gore invented the internet.
21. Hundreds of boys were born, raised, played inept baseball for the Cubs, retired, and died of old age.
22. THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS HAVE WON 4 CENTRAL DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIPS, 15 NL PENNANTS AND 9 WORLD SERIES.




23. The word bukkake entered our vocabulary.
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#229848 - 03/22/07 08:36 PM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:

All kidding aside, baseball fantasy is a six month 7 day a week gig.




Exactly, it's a black hole of commitment with 162 games a year. Yikes.




Gulp.

I've changed my mind.
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#229849 - 03/23/07 02:06 AM Re: XPT Rep in Fantasy Baseball League
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Looks like the Cardinals' season is already starting to go downhill.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AsVx3EvWrTJy7suCsQ6HCoQRvLYF?slug=ap-cardinals-larussadui&prov=ap&type=lgns

I'm surprised that this would happen to such a wussy PETA asshole like LaRussa.
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#229850 - 03/28/07 10:18 PM The Windsocks
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
The Windsocks have finished the draft and things are a bit mixed. I still don't understand how the league manager (Rog) myteriously got the first pick in the draft.

Starting lineup:
C: Pudge Rodriguez
1B: Lance Berkman
2B: Jeff Kent
SS: Omar Vizquel/Rafael Furcal platoon
3B: Brandon Inge
OF: Raul Ibanez, Vlady Guerrero, Torii Hunter
Pitchers: John Garland, Barry Zito, Mark Buehrle, Bronson Arroyo, Justin Verlander, Chris Capuano, Derek Lowe, Kevin Millwood & Andy Pettitte.

Team Mascot:

http://games.espn.go.com/flb/leagueoffice?leagueId=83322

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#229851 - 03/28/07 10:19 PM Re: The Windsocks
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Omar Vizquel is still alive? wow.
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#229852 - 03/28/07 10:21 PM Re: The Windsocks
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Rog is offering to trade Albert Pujols but he's sounding very Rosenhaus'ish about what he wants in return.

Next question!

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#229853 - 03/29/07 01:02 PM Re: The Windsocks
redish Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
Did you see Millwood's last box score?

K. Millwood (L, 0-1) 4.2 innings, 12 hits, 10 runs, 9 earned, 2 BB, 3 Ks, 1 HR, and ERA of 17.36



Of course, that was against San Diego.
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#229854 - 03/30/07 09:12 PM Re: The Windsocks
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:


Starting lineup:
2B: Jeff Kent




Good thing clubhouse morale is not a factor...

Also interesting that all of the pitchers have potential to be really good...or really bad...
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#229855 - 03/30/07 09:28 PM Re: The Windsocks
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Yeah, Millwood can be a tool at times, but it was the last pick. I didn't want Steve Trachsel because...well, he used to be a Cub. Every other pitcher had an ERA over 4.5 and/or went through the Diamondbacks organization = suckage.

I did pick up Craig Biggio and David Eckstein post-draft. I hate the Asstrolls, but I know they ride the Redbirds' jock every August. And in a pinch, I can sign So Taguchi.

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#229856 - 03/31/07 03:59 AM Re: The Windsocks
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Im out because Rog never sent me the details. Have fun without me guys, Rog fears Chico.
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#229857 - 04/01/07 12:52 PM Re: The Windsocks
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3073
Loc: cleanup
Review of Crazy '08, about the Cubs' 1908 season, the last time they won the World Series.
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#229858 - 05/06/07 09:21 AM Re: The Windsocks
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Willie how are the Windsock's doing?
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#229859 - 05/06/07 08:53 PM Re: The Windsox
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Ahem...I need to make a few roster moves...



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#229860 - 05/10/07 08:56 PM Re: The Windsox
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Ahem...I need to make a few roster moves...






Damn!

(Removes Windsox cap, hides it under couch cushions and sneaks away...)
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