I was in Woodland Hills the other day and saw Jules Jordan driving in his new Bentley. Not bad, guess his company's doing pretty fucking well to afford such a cool car. What was funny was that I guess the rumors about him being sort of small are true 'cause he could barely see over the steering wheel! I was laughing.

Dude, I think you're often pretty funny and all, but what's with your Hardon for Jules Jordan? You've got like three threads about him running. He doesn't really provide the kind of train wreck amusement like Lackwood, or Brandon Iron or the Hillary/Leah skank fight. What gives?

Darth = John Stagliano ::zing::

It's like the 1st grader who hits the girl he likes.

Darth thinking about JJ:

Then everyone must have a hardon for Lockwood and don't try to say it isn't the same thing.

I've felt that way about Jules since I saw his chess board AVN ad and found that he apparently rates his own movies on rating/review sites. Very pathetic. But he does have a nice car.

Guy makes good porn and I've never had a run in with him. I speak as I find on this one. I don't care if he uses a booster seat on the can, either, as long as he keeps putting nasty porn on the shelf.

He listed it word-for-word from AdultFYI, who was quoting Fayner.

Lackwood has endless comedy value as a continuing train wreck. He keeps putting himself in situations that get progressively more bizzare, and, just when you think he's done, he pulls another one. And even you have him as your avatar.

Your obsession with Jules is another story. While the Lackwood thing is fun and games for the whole family, you're alone in the woods on this one. Don't get me wrong, your hate is strong and should be vented. But don't keep braying on the same note about him being short. Find some other things to hate on him for. It gets boring over three threads with the same thing.

so the a-hole is short? who cares. put ur hate in 1 thread. call it 'i hate jules, go to next thread, please'. and leave all ur hate there so we all can skip it.

Darth=disgruntled director who couldn't get into evil angel. Darth=martin del taco.