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#229169 - 03/14/07 06:51 PM I get fun emails
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: Hello, You see, I have a serious proposition for you. I dream about the following: you are breaking my ribs using a bat, literally. I am offering $5,000 for a few minutes of your time. After you crushed my ribs, you would leave; I would be taken to a hospital. You don't have to worry about anything, I shall say that I just fell. Again, I am absolutely serious. Looking forward to your reply. Thank you. OBSERVATION: If you pay a girl enough money you can degrade her a number of different ways. If you want to degrade a guy, just find the right one and he'll pay you.
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#229170 - 03/14/07 07:16 PM Re: I get fun emails
anthropophobiac Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/13/06 Posts: 173 Loc: In front of my monitor...	Send that guy to me. I'll break his ribs for free... Seriously, that moron needs psychotherapy. Several years of psychotherapy... _________________________ "Intellegence"
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#229171 - 03/14/07 07:22 PM Re: I get fun emails
Moxie Human Garbage Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 1557 Loc: New York	A call girl came to me for some advice. An older Israeli soldier/ POW wanted to have her and a friend move in with him and torture him around the clock (they would take shifts). The young lady wanted to know if she could get into any trouble for that. Very interesting research project. He was offering in the 100's of thousands. So stick that in your panties and smoke it. _________________________ "This thing is ready to do damage!"
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#229172 - 03/14/07 07:32 PM Re: I get fun emails
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: He was offering in the 100's of thousands. So stick that in your panties and smoke it. I'm sure he was, doesn't mean he actually had it. Most of the guys who send me fucked up propositions like this are full of shit. Regardless, even if I were to take him seriously, I think I'd prefer the 5,000 for a few minutes of work as oppose to getting $100,000 to move in with someone like that.
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#229173 - 03/14/07 07:44 PM Re: I get fun emails
Moxie Human Garbage Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 1557 Loc: New York	Quote: Quote: He was offering in the 100's of thousands. So stick that in your panties and smoke it. I'm sure he was, doesn't mean he actually had it. Most of the guys who send me fucked up propositions like this are full of shit. Regardless, even if I were to take him seriously, I think I'd prefer the 5,000 for a few minutes of work as oppose to getting $100,000 to move in with someone like that. She seemed to feel he was serious enough to pay my fee (cash not "barter"). The sum was that she should set some aside for her defense when assault charges were filed by the DA. _________________________ "This thing is ready to do damage!"
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#229174 - 03/14/07 07:46 PM Re: I get fun emails
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3075 Loc: cleanup	Ceara, if you're making $4,000 for the panties, I wouldn't break this guy's ribs for anything less than $10,000, plus expenses. _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#229175 - 03/14/07 07:52 PM Re: I get fun emails
Uptowner Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 11/18/06 Posts: 57 Loc: Uptown	Most of the guys who send me fucked up propositions like this are full of shit. First I thought of that black dude beating the shit out of "Scorpio" in Dirty Harry, but the kid who blew Joe Buck in Midnight Cowboy and stiffed him (so to speak) on the fee in hopes that he would get beat up is more along the lines of that nut! "Don't break my glasses."
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#229176 - 03/14/07 07:56 PM Re: I get fun emails
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: The sum was that she should set some aside for her defense when assault charges were filed by the DA. You lost me there.. Did she go through with it?
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#229177 - 03/14/07 08:03 PM Re: I get fun emails
Moxie Human Garbage Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 1557 Loc: New York	Quote: Quote: The sum was that she should set some aside for her defense when assault charges were filed by the DA. You lost me there.. Did she go through with it? I think I talked her out of it. If you are interested, check out the websites for the National Association of Sexual Freedom National Coalition for Sexual freedom and BDSM & the law _________________________ "This thing is ready to do damage!"
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#229178 - 03/14/07 08:24 PM Re: I get fun emails
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: I think I talked her out of it. If you are interested, check out the websites for the National Association of Sexual Freedom National Coalition for Sexual freedom and BDSM & the law Thanks, I appreciate it. But even if I did believe this guy, I'm pretty content with the money I make not meeting psychopaths.
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#229179 - 03/14/07 08:33 PM Re: I get fun emails
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: OBSERVATION: If you pay a girl enough money you can degrade her a number of different ways. If you want to degrade a guy, just find the right one and he'll pay you. And, if you're a "girl" who wants to be degraded: just date an abusive idiot, offer yourself to every piece of dirt on the planet [probably how half of the fucker here get laid], or be one of the sad pathetic whores who hates their work [as documented as superbly on XPT] or ... call Jeff/Tony to perform in an ex-con bukkake like Carly Parker. I don't get being degraded. Pain is everywhere. Why seek it out? I guess I'm too open with my issues, and most of these men are so terrified of anyone knowing about theirs that they need this anonymous avenue of expression. While I can't speak for these guys and gals, I have the solace in knowing least 90%+ of my pain is a biology I can't control. I'll just have to deal with the "degradation" of Jeff, et. al., calling me a "John". Want another pair of shoes?? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#229180 - 03/14/07 08:49 PM Re: I get fun emails
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: I don't get being degraded. Pain is everywhere. Why seek it out? Why do shit eaters buy my crap when they can buy a dog and have an endless supply? With every kind of fetish in the world, from vanilla to extreme, theres always going to be a group of people who "don't get it." This guy isn't looking for any kind of pain, he's looking for the kind of pain that's inflicted by cute young girls. Which unfortunatly for him doesn't occur everywhere. Quote: Want another pair of shoes??
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#229181 - 03/14/07 08:56 PM Re: I get fun emails
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: A call girl came to me for some advice. An older Israeli soldier/ POW wanted to have her and a friend move in with him and torture him around the clock (they would take shifts). The young lady wanted to know if she could get into any trouble for that. Very interesting research project. He was offering in the 100's of thousands. So stick that in your panties and smoke it. There are probably hundreds of thousands of Palestinian women who would do it for free. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#229182 - 03/14/07 09:01 PM Re: I get fun emails
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: This guy isn't looking for any kind of pain, he's looking for the kind of pain that's inflicted by cute young girls. Do what I do!!! It's FREE!!! Walk right up to one and try to pick her up. Her and her friend's loud rollicking laughter and well constructed insults while pointing at you for all to see can sting really really bad ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#229183 - 03/14/07 09:05 PM Re: I get fun emails
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: Do what I do!!! It's FREE!!! Walk right up to one and try to pick her up. Her and her friend's loud rollicking laughter and well constructed insults while pointing at you for all to see can sting really really bad ... Aw, I'm sorry fatty, but for what it's worth I think you should feel lucky, some guys pay top $ for that kind of treatment. That's why I'm such an angel, I don't let those skills goto waste.
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#229184 - 03/14/07 09:20 PM Re: I get fun emails
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	I think you should "help" this guy out Ceara. Watch Goodfellas first for inspiration. Don't forget to charge him for the price of the bat as an homage to the Chinese commies that charge the families of the people they put to death for the price of the bullet. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#229185 - 03/14/07 09:27 PM Re: I get fun emails
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Nice GIF, King!!!! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#229186 - 03/14/07 09:28 PM Re: I get fun emails
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: Nice GIF, King!!!! thanks. i just took it down though, not right yet. gotta fix it. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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