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#228769 - 03/13/07 05:26 PM
Darth XXXPT's Favorite New Poster!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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I would really like to compliment Darth on being XXXPT's favorite new poster. You are funny and witty. Have2 is a moron in comparison.
Darth
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#228771 - 03/13/07 06:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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 darth = pris you are an ugly, ugly man pris.
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#228773 - 03/13/07 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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and you're still an ugly little man pris.
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#228774 - 03/13/07 09:43 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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You really think I am going to waste my 100th post on a mutton dancer?
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#228775 - 03/13/07 10:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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You really think I am going to waste my 100th post on a mutton dancer?
If you really concentrate on your post count, you shouldn't be talking smak to someone else.
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#228776 - 03/14/07 05:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You really think I am going to waste my 100th post on a mutton dancer?
mutton dancer? pris you're smoking too much of your own cash crop. put down the bong turn off the gay porn and prepare yourself, the police are already on their way.
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#228779 - 03/14/07 11:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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At the time of this posting 245 people had viewed a thread about nothing but Darth thus proving my stunning rise to popularity. Have2, take your bad movies and pulp skidders and take it on down the line.
pris take your cash crops and RCMP record and be a nothing the rest of your life (as if that wouldn't happen anyway).
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#228780 - 03/14/07 11:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'm on the fence about this guy, he's here to cause trouble which is better than coming here for the courtney simpson threads. actual flaming ability needs work. alludes to have something to do with the industry and the sierra sinn theft story panned out but if that's the best dirt he's got it's not wildly impressive. or he's lurid or kyoto, i haven't been paying the most rapt attention to him.
he could suck or he could improve, give him another 100.
Edited by jamesn (03/14/07 11:09 AM)
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#228782 - 03/14/07 11:39 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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So far, I doubt it's Pris/Nago. Darth seems a little more mature (I said A LITTLE MORE), and occasionally I find him amusing instead of just pathetic.
I'll keep a eye on him, but for the time being, I won't publicly urge him to set himself on fire.
Edited by soopergrizz (03/14/07 01:26 PM)
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#228784 - 03/14/07 02:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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#228785 - 03/14/07 03:15 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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At the time of this posting 245 people had viewed a thread about nothing but Darth thus proving my stunning rise to popularity.
Kurt wannabe??
Yes from now on Darth will be referred to in the third person. Please don't mistake this for Lockwood's delusions of grandeur. I stand upon the moral high-ground by a few solid standards:
Porn whores only aspire for a middle class life style at best and most end up in the trailer park. For the truly pathetic, like Nina Hartly, they will be lifetime porn whores who go beyond MILF to porn grandma.
Directors don't need experience. Take Jules Jordan for example. He's sitting there as a youthful 20-something virgin wanking off to porn in some backwoods adult store. Out of desperation to get laid and get away from cleaning cum off the walls he sends his visions pleadingly to one John Stagliano. John takes mercy upon him and the rest is history. Want to be a top porn director? No experience necessary!
If a porn whore smokes drugs in the forest, will anyone hear her? Simply put, cocaine and crack rock is like butt fingers to Lockwood to a porn whore. Not only will they do drugs, they will try to glamorize them not realizing that everyone truly thinks they are pathetic. Directors love cracked out porn whores because they can get them cheaper and cheaper, and get them to do pretty much anything.
Everyone's a scam artist. Keith O'Connor likes to take pictures on his sets (or other people's sets for that matter) and then create fan sites for all the girls. This and permanently borrowing domain names appear to be in that repertoire. Of course the girls are too stupid to notice.
Most directors smoke crack and steal money from their employers, but their boss doesn't have a high school diploma so he doesn't notice.
Privates means you are hiring the girl as a real whore, but paying her rates as a porn whore. Now you aren't paying hourly, you get to fuck her as long as you want. The girl doesn't realize this which is good. You can also get privates just by alluding to the fact that you will hire a girl a lot as her career is winding down. Of course you won't but you can get laid a few times.
Porn girls like to have their cars repossessed and live in shared housing. The only profession in the world where you can make $10,000 a month and still share a bunk bed with someone who smells of tuna worse than you.
Porn guys somehow think that being paid to fuck porn girls makes them respectable. It does to some extent among the 18-20-somethings. To everyone else they are just as pathetic as the porn whores. They all eventually stick needles into their penis just to get remote interest in the stinky often diseased vagina they are fucking. If they are lucky, they get to get peed on by a girl calling it squirt. They drive too expensive cars while living in shabby apartments that still contain furniture from their parents houses. Somehow they blow their money even faster than the porn whores and often end up as roomates to other porn people. Fortunately, talentless directors are always in demand.
Porno saturation is a reality. The more talentless directors, the more cheap product, the public will bore of porn. The kids growing up with bit torrent realize that porn should be free. Regardless, there is enough free material on the 1,000,000+ competing websites to get anyone off. People that make DVD's don't realize this and scratch their heads in wonder as prices fall, inventories rise, and they are forced to manipulate another unfortunate investor out of their money to stay afloat.
Have2 sucks.
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#228786 - 03/14/07 03:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Have2 sucks.
Thanks for the book, but if I suck, you must swallow.
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#228787 - 03/14/07 03:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I wonder just how long this thread will get if Fatman quotes Darth's speech and then pontificates a little?
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#228789 - 03/14/07 04:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Is Fatman Patrick Collins?
No, but he ate him for lunch.
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#228790 - 03/14/07 07:15 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
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Right now, I like a lot of his and Raoul's stuff.
Thank you, Conky.
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#228791 - 03/14/07 07:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 173
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At the time of this posting 245 people had viewed a thread about nothing but Darth thus proving my stunning rise to popularity.
Kurt wannabe??
Yes from now on Darth will be referred to in the third person. Please don't mistake this for Lockwood's delusions of grandeur. I stand upon the moral high-ground by a few solid standards:
Porn whores only aspire for a middle class life style at best and most end up in the trailer park. For the truly pathetic, like Nina Hartly, they will be lifetime porn whores who go beyond MILF to porn grandma.
Directors don't need experience. Take Jules Jordan for example. He's sitting there as a youthful 20-something virgin wanking off to porn in some backwoods adult store. Out of desperation to get laid and get away from cleaning cum off the walls he sends his visions pleadingly to one John Stagliano. John takes mercy upon him and the rest is history. Want to be a top porn director? No experience necessary!
If a porn whore smokes drugs in the forest, will anyone hear her? Simply put, cocaine and crack rock is like butt fingers to Lockwood to a porn whore. Not only will they do drugs, they will try to glamorize them not realizing that everyone truly thinks they are pathetic. Directors love cracked out porn whores because they can get them cheaper and cheaper, and get them to do pretty much anything.
Everyone's a scam artist. Keith O'Connor likes to take pictures on his sets (or other people's sets for that matter) and then create fan sites for all the girls. This and permanently borrowing domain names appear to be in that repertoire. Of course the girls are too stupid to notice.
Most directors smoke crack and steal money from their employers, but their boss doesn't have a high school diploma so he doesn't notice.
Privates means you are hiring the girl as a real whore, but paying her rates as a porn whore. Now you aren't paying hourly, you get to fuck her as long as you want. The girl doesn't realize this which is good. You can also get privates just by alluding to the fact that you will hire a girl a lot as her career is winding down. Of course you won't but you can get laid a few times.
Porn girls like to have their cars repossessed and live in shared housing. The only profession in the world where you can make $10,000 a month and still share a bunk bed with someone who smells of tuna worse than you.
Porn guys somehow think that being paid to fuck porn girls makes them respectable. It does to some extent among the 18-20-somethings. To everyone else they are just as pathetic as the porn whores. They all eventually stick needles into their penis just to get remote interest in the stinky often diseased vagina they are fucking. If they are lucky, they get to get peed on by a girl calling it squirt. They drive too expensive cars while living in shabby apartments that still contain furniture from their parents houses. Somehow they blow their money even faster than the porn whores and often end up as roomates to other porn people. Fortunately, talentless directors are always in demand.
Porno saturation is a reality. The more talentless directors, the more cheap product, the public will bore of porn. The kids growing up with bit torrent realize that porn should be free. Regardless, there is enough free material on the 1,000,000+ competing websites to get anyone off. People that make DVD's don't realize this and scratch their heads in wonder as prices fall, inventories rise, and they are forced to manipulate another unfortunate investor out of their money to stay afloat.
Have2 sucks.
Quoth the raven "Nevermore."
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#228792 - 03/14/07 07:46 PM
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#228793 - 03/14/07 07:54 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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I don't know the first thing about Basketball. Football, sure. Baseball, I hold my own. But I never got into B-Ball. Guess it's because I'm white and 5'6". And I'm a New Yorker, so the Knicks wouldn't have been any inspiration.
As an aside, one of my best friends growing up is 6'11 1/2" and just as Irish as me. One day, having been asked one too many times "Do you play Basketball?" he looked waay down at the guy and said "No. Do you play minature golf?" before spitting on him.
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#228794 - 03/14/07 09:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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They all eventually stick needles into their penis just to get remote interest in the stinky often diseased vagina they are fucking.
WHAT THE FUCK!!! Never heard of this! Sounds like that guy in the late '80s/early '90s who put coke up his dick and they had to amputate.
Is Fatman Patrick Collins?
Depends. Does he "wrap" Tefillin??
No, but he ate him for lunch.
???? Was he dressed as a large cake covered in vanilla icing??
I wonder just how long this thread will get if Fatman quotes Darth's speech and then pontificates a little?
Sorry to disappoint, Conky. Please don't ask them to ban me for not living up to your high standards.
Edited by The Fatman (03/14/07 09:45 PM)
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#228795 - 03/15/07 08:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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{quote]Sorry to disappoint, Conky. Please don't ask them to ban me for not living up to your high standards.
I believe the correct phrase for me to use here is:
nigga, please!
Since I'm totally whitebread, I'll need someone like GUAPO to double check that one.
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#228796 - 03/15/07 09:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Since I'm totally whitebread, I'll need someone like GUAPO to double check that one.
He's a bigger whitey than any of us. Maybe ask Bishop. 
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#228798 - 03/15/07 03:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Willie, you missed my sarcasm. Sorry. Should've flagged it better by referring to GUAPO's gold teeth etc. Fatman: Good dude, but I wouldn't play the Jewboy card. Don't really do racism or religious hatred. I find I can hate pretty much everyone based on their own, individual merits without resorting to creed or color. I just didn't want you to take it personal like, with the pontificating and expounding. Although you've got a serious challenger in Darth! 
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#228799 - 03/15/07 05:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Sorry Conky. My "jewboy" was just a joke to myself. It's grounded in the fact that I equate "nigga" with "nigger". I don't permit the strange notion if you're black and spell it in "ebonics" it's a different word. So, I just spin the "super cool" nigga into some other derogatory remark to make everyone uncomfortable. So, don't call me "jooboy" either!!  I concede to Raoul. He make take my belt and title as Gia's "Crisco Huffing Pig". 
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