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#228220 - 03/12/07 11:50 PM Last Ride of Da Burglar
ben Offline
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What's the sponsored link "Last Ride of Da Burglar " ?

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#228221 - 03/13/07 05:19 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Hang on, hang on, its coming.
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#228222 - 03/13/07 05:29 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
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Quote:

Hang on, hang on, its coming.




That's what you kept telling Roxy...
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#228223 - 03/13/07 05:40 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
Da Burglar Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Hang on, hang on, its coming.




That's what you kept telling Roxy...




That's pretty funny actually....
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#228224 - 03/14/07 07:22 AM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
ben Offline
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Hang on, hang on, its coming.




I keep getting an image of something similar to what Ed Powers does complete with rambling musings about the meaning of life, the universe and everything

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#228225 - 03/14/07 07:26 AM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
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that's because your brain is jello and ed powers was strangely formative in your thought process. you're fucked, moron.
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#228226 - 03/14/07 08:16 AM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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I'd like to see a collection of what he feels are his best written pieces [if their XPT items, that's OK, but I would be surprised].

A piece as a photo essay to track his path thru this life - Historic Highlights of Harvard, Whores, Happiness, Highs, Hardship, [Hopefully not Herpes] and cold Hard cash. Possibly with a note on why to avoid alliteration.

I would like to see him put together what he sees as the absolute best of the Da B interview Q&A and/or related anecdotes of personal dealings with industry whores including related anecdotes about heretofore undocumented events and questions.

As part of that - or unrelated - I'd like to see the path of his opinion of the these porn whores - possibly in his best full abusive "lampoon" form.


I'd be curious to read about the "great love of his life," - whore or not [and don't say HOLLY!]. If he doesn't feel he has one, the whore who hurt him worst.


Lastly any rants against DEATH "himself" - or God - or whatever ... and his beliefs of what is on the other side - possibly ranted on video.

[poor joke]
Though this might be cool: when it is clear "it's over" a planned assassination rolling in, guns ABLAZE!
[/poor joke]
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#228227 - 03/14/07 05:07 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
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It would be great to see interviews with the girls in person!

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#228228 - 05/29/07 01:21 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
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Registered: 04/17/04
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bump. i don't see either side column anymore because i dislike them and removed them, is burg's advertisment still up?
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#228229 - 05/29/07 03:30 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
Pussy is good food Offline
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Registered: 01/19/07
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I believe the expected demise of Da Burglar is premature. Have you noticed the uplifting tone of his latest posts now that he's made the sojourn to his homestead back East? Believe he needs either comes clean with the original reason behind the link that is still up or take it down and stop teasing the board.
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#228230 - 05/29/07 03:34 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
jamesn Offline
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i'm convinced burg's going to outlive the entire board. hasn't he been "dying" for like 2 years? we know he's smart, now we know he's brilliant after this ploy for whore-sympathy.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#228231 - 05/29/07 03:39 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
Pussy is good food Offline
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Registered: 01/19/07
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i'm convinced burg's going to outlive the entire board. hasn't he been "dying" for like 2 years? we know he's smart, now we know he's brilliant after this ploy for whore-sympathy.




Wonder how many "sympathy" blow jobs he's gotten during that time? What a racket.
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#228232 - 05/29/07 03:40 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
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You think that's bad, you should see him run a marathon.
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#228233 - 05/29/07 03:43 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
Pussy is good food Offline
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Quote:

You think that's bad, you should see him run a marathon.




LMFAO, nice one Conky. Yes, he went back East and secretly ran the Boston Marathon in 2:15:06.
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#228234 - 05/29/07 04:16 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
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2:15? He must have stopped for a piss break. Damn.
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#228235 - 05/29/07 04:18 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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bump. i don't see either side column anymore because i dislike them and removed them, is burg's advertisment still up?




yeah, it's still there. How can burg go before stephen hawking? I swear someone is playing 'weekend at bernie's' with that guy, he looks rough.



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#228236 - 05/29/07 04:18 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Burg's always dying like Oriental rug places always going out of business.

I think it's a ploy to get whores to befriend him in hopes of being in the will/trust.
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#228237 - 05/29/07 08:35 PM Re: Last Ride of Da Burglar
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Registered: 04/03/07
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If I had money - or, I should say, the day I will have money, I will spend it all on whores. And maybe just a little bit on other good causes...

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