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#227688 - 03/10/07 02:20 AM there should be a polls section on this site
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the ability to create polls and view their results is FAR better here than adt and it's one of the most popular parts of that site.

it would rule if there was one consolidated forum for people to create horrible and offensive polls about who deserves aids or to have 14 live sewer-rats surgically placed in their abdomen bent on eating their way to freedom.
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#227689 - 03/10/07 02:25 AM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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#227690 - 03/10/07 02:27 AM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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polls are the best

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#227691 - 03/10/07 08:29 AM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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i think it'd be hilarious to have lots of polls like "if your state offered hunting permits for trannies would you be interested in applying for one?", it's not like anyone reads the dvd reviews/fan requests anyhow.
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#227692 - 03/10/07 09:34 AM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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Maybe we could combine it with the shit list or wop.
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#227693 - 03/10/07 11:48 AM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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it's not like anyone reads the dvd reviews




Speak for yourself, that's where all the pictures are at

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#227694 - 03/10/07 02:57 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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it's not like anyone reads the dvd reviews/fan requests anyhow.




If you ditch the reviews section then smutmutant might start posting in general/shit list/m.c. sections. Seriously, we need him to stay in that forum posting nonsensical bullshit that he really believes someone cares about.
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#227695 - 03/10/07 03:15 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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i think it'd be hilarious to have lots of polls like "if your state offered hunting permits for trannies would you be interested in applying for one?",



Yes
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#227696 - 03/10/07 03:18 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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i think it'd be hilarious to have lots of polls like "if your state offered hunting permits for trannies would you be interested in applying for one?",



Yes




I support the movement. Maybe Brazil could be open for a month-long hunting season?

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#227697 - 03/10/07 03:25 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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i think it'd be hilarious to have lots of polls like "if your state offered hunting permits for trannies would you be interested in applying for one?", it's not like anyone reads the dvd reviews/fan requests anyhow.




Fuck no. Fuckin liberals want permits for this and licenses for that. Next thing you know you cant even string up a darkie without explicit, written permission from the NFL and ABC. Fuck that shit.
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#227698 - 03/10/07 03:57 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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i think it'd be hilarious to have lots of polls like "if your state offered hunting permits for trannies would you be interested in applying for one?",



Yes




I support the movement. Maybe Brazil could be open for a month-long hunting season?





Hell no. I hear Florence in Italy is rife with heshes. Plus, once we've run out of ammo, we can enjoy a nice cappuccino amongst all that architecture.
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#227699 - 03/10/07 05:16 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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the ability to create polls and view their results is FAR better here than adt and it's one of the most popular parts of that site.

it would rule if there was one consolidated forum for people to create horrible and offensive polls about who deserves aids or to have 14 live sewer-rats surgically placed in their abdomen bent on eating their way to freedom.




This is a great idea, polls rule.









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#227700 - 03/10/07 07:00 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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Fuck no. Fuckin liberals want permits for this and licenses for that. Next thing you know you cant even string up a darkie without explicit, written permission from the NFL and ABC. Fuck that shit.




Do you have a license to sell hair tonic to Bald Eagles... in Omaha, Nebraska?
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#227701 - 03/10/07 11:12 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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in a brief moment of seriousness, i think it could really be beneficial to the place in terms of luring new traffic here given answering a poll

1-is a "gateway drug" for xpt-nobody's going to flame you, you don't need to know tons of background stuff and you get to feel like you're contributing to the board in some degree

2-if you "stickied" a monthly poll or three from jeff/tony/JM/max/chatsworth about who/what they were thinking about putting in their next movie, it's really the ultimate in "fan requests" which is kinda dead these days.

you could have a "which of these whores should we hire for the next bukake/donkey punch" poll at the top of the forum which is good for business/fan-involvement/etc and then a bunch of user-created ones like "would you like to make a suprise bukake movie where the chick is blindfolded and there's a 3% chance of someone squirting 4oz of "krazy glue" into her mouth for no reason?".

whatever, there are days when i'm clueless about what's going on in porn and don't feel like reading up on it and don't feel like contributing much to current threads based on having no interest/knowledge of their content but i'd definetly answer a few funny polls. if i'm not alone in that, that ends up translating into free clicks and ultimately a better board with better user-retention.

think about how much action adt gets out of their poll section with MASSIVELY inferior software for making and answering them, not to mention lame restrictions on what you can say.
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#227702 - 03/10/07 11:59 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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Sounds like a good idea to me.

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#227703 - 03/11/07 11:03 AM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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it's not like anyone reads the dvd reviews/fan requests anyhow.




If you ditch the reviews section then smutmutant might start posting in general/shit list/m.c. sections. Seriously, we need him to stay in that forum posting nonsensical bullshit that he really believes someone cares about.




Hey bitch, I don't really believe anybody cares about my nonsensical bullshit nor do I really care.
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#227704 - 03/11/07 11:29 AM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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Hey bitch, I don't really believe anybody cares about my nonsensical bullshit nor do I really care.





Care, or not, I enjoy them.
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#227705 - 03/11/07 11:39 AM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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Hey bitch, I don't really believe anybody cares about my nonsensical bullshit nor do I really care.





Care, or not, I enjoy them.




Thanks, bro. Fuck the haters, they matter not.
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#227706 - 03/11/07 01:12 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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Hey bitch, I don't really believe anybody cares about my nonsensical bullshit nor do I really care.





Care, or not, I enjoy them.




Fatman and smutmutant: Alt-IDs, or just twins separated at birth?
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#227707 - 03/11/07 02:13 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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Quote:

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Hey bitch, I don't really believe anybody cares about my nonsensical bullshit nor do I really care.





Care, or not, I enjoy them.




Fatman and smutmutant: Alt-IDs, or just twins separated at birth?




Calvin and Brandon Iron: Alt-IDS, or just two fags?
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#227708 - 03/11/07 02:22 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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a polls section would kick ass, particularly if james got to be the mod for it.
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#227709 - 03/11/07 02:30 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
jamesn Offline
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not fishing for mod at all, i could care less who runs it. give it to bornyo/conky/have2cit, any of them would do a kickass job. i'd just like to see it happen.
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#227710 - 03/11/07 03:00 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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#227711 - 03/11/07 03:07 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
jamesn Offline
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ghostshadow User KSEX DJ 03/11/07 09:02 PM Voting in a poll


i guess we now know who the first "no" vote is.

"waaah, my pussy hurts and james owns me, i'll vote against a polls section because i'm bitter"
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#227712 - 03/11/07 03:36 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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Hey bitch, I don't really believe anybody cares about my nonsensical bullshit nor do I really care.





Care, or not, I enjoy them.




Fatman and smutmutant: Alt-IDs, or just twins separated at birth?


Just two dudes giving blowjobs at truckstops for $5.
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#227713 - 03/11/07 04:24 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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lmao c62..

James and Bornyo are a lock for this forum if it ever happens. It's been my experience that polls only lead to one thing...CONFLICT. I cant imagine a better set of mods or a better forum for said material.
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#227714 - 03/11/07 05:22 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
Bornyo Offline
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I think it's a good idea. Some polls will neatly fit the xpt softwares poll format and some can run wild with freestyle responses. I think james has shown in this thread, with his first post, that sometimes the poll itself is the joke- sometimes the joke is in the responses. In any event its a good idea.

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#227715 - 03/11/07 10:06 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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sounds good, do it

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#227716 - 03/12/07 11:32 AM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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I'm all for having a polls section in Fan Forums, especially as a 'who you'd like to see swallow 821 loads' sense. I'd start a poll if I wasn't travelling and dealing w/ faulty hotel internet.
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#227717 - 03/12/07 01:27 PM Re: there should be a polls section on this site
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Yep, poll section would be good, but logically it should be Moderated by someone with more time on their registration. I'd only go power crazy.

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