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#227680 - 03/10/07 01:53 AM Well Hung Actor for B/G Work
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Well-Hung Actor for B/G Work
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31 year-old amateur, southwest usa, looking for b/g work.

Actresses who want to make videos with me, please email me; I can't pay, but I'd leave you the selling rights



my yahoo email is 'pornactorforhire'



what's up my peoples

I'm visiting southern california, with AIM results, on 06/06/06 for a Slayer concert. I have photos on my webpage, and amateur b/g video I can show industry people who contact me, demonstrating I perform well for the camera, in front of cameramen, no problem.

I've been known to terrorize the xpeeps forums while taking breaks from weight-lifting; in person I'm friendly, professional, quiet, ready to shut-up-and-fuck for people who give me a shot.

Industry people who'd consider giving me interviews, testreels, or credits, please contact me. Or if you know of people who might be interested in what I offer, let me know who to call once in L.A.

Thanks


so lame, the genesis of it all is LOCKED


Edited by jamesn (03/10/07 01:57 AM)
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#227681 - 03/10/07 01:59 AM Re: Well Hung Actor for B/G Work
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Hey, pafh. How's it going? :bananapipefoil:

Only in porn can you write in your online job search about going to a Slayer concert. I'm trying to imagine how that would fly on monster.com trying to apply at Morgan Stanley.
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#227682 - 03/10/07 08:53 PM Re: Well Hung Actor for B/G Work
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Registered: 10/07/04
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:bananapipefoil:
I think I have one of those on my work bench. Oh Shit! I think I'm in big trouble.

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#227683 - 03/10/07 10:08 PM Re: Well Hung Actor for B/G Work
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Hey, pafh. How's it going? :bananapipefoil:

Only in porn can you write in your online job search about going to a Slayer concert. I'm trying to imagine how that would fly on monster.com trying to apply at Morgan Stanley.



Just fly B-52's laden with diazinon and PCP over Maricopa County right now. Scrape it right off the streets of Times Beach, MO. Mix in some Ebola-Zaire, some Hantavirus and some Marburg Fever. At least I'll get to strangle my neightbor's cat before I die.

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#227684 - 03/11/07 12:36 AM Re: Well Hung Actor for B/G Work
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3074
Loc: cleanup
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"dont fuch with me, or i mak esheet ,piss, womit into yours fucker mother slut pussy, i fuck this bitch and you"




I'm sorry I missed this guy. I would have loved "fuching" with him.
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#227685 - 03/11/07 12:58 AM Re: Well Hung Actor for B/G Work
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
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Only in porn can you write in your online job search about going to a Slayer concert. I'm trying to imagine how that would fly on monster.com trying to apply at Morgan Stanley.



The CEO of Seagate talks openly of having been a Dead Head. But this was likely not discussed when he interviewed for the job...

And being a Dead Head is rather more fashionable than going to Slayer concerts.
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#227686 - 03/11/07 01:01 AM Re: Well Hung Actor for B/G Work
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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yeah, being a dead-head just makes you more appealing to norcal techhies with money from the correct generation.

slayer and "performing in front of cameramen"-not so much.
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#227687 - 03/11/07 01:04 AM Re: Well Hung Actor for B/G Work
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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I'm sorry I missed this guy. I would have loved "fuching" with him.




Don't worry, you'll get your chance. He comes back from time to time under a new user name if you haven't noticed, yet. In the middle of September last year, PAHF came back at least 200 times, just to get banned after 2 or 3 post. He'll be back, soon.


Edited by Moronboy?!? (03/11/07 01:06 AM)
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