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#227211 - 03/07/07 08:32 PM Porno Dogs
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Who has a porno dog?


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#227212 - 03/07/07 08:37 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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PHEW, I was afraid this thread was going to be about....ummm, something else.

Lockwood with his soon-to-be-given-dropped-off-at-the-animal-shelter dog Chloe



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#227213 - 03/07/07 08:53 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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Mia's canine

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#227214 - 03/07/07 09:04 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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PHEW, I was afraid this thread was going to be about....ummm, something else.

Lockwood with his soon-to-be-given-dropped-off-at-the-animal-shelter dog Chloe






Thats no fucking Lab. Somewhere I've heard it said he was trying to place a Labrador.

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#227215 - 03/07/07 09:16 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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#227216 - 03/08/07 01:38 AM Re: Porno Dogs
Willie D Offline

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Wanker Wang had a series...


As I recall, Missy Monroe had a dog she bought with a "warranty" and took that poor mutt into JeffMike's office one day begging to get rid of it.

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#227217 - 03/08/07 02:09 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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Wanker Wang had a series...


As I recall, Missy Monroe had a dog she bought with a "warranty" and took that poor mutt into JeffMike's office one day begging to get rid of it.




I love this series - Gangbang Auditions

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#227218 - 03/08/07 04:26 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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Bunnies AND dogs, huh.

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#227219 - 03/08/07 04:58 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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Porners have dogs for obvious reasons. Much easier to have a lasting relationship with a dumb animal that doesn't question your actions, morals, meth abuse and mental stability than form a genuine relationship with another human being.

I should point out that when I'm talking about dumb animals, I'm not entirely ruling out some of the window licking chicks in the industry.
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#227220 - 03/08/07 09:43 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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Porners have dogs for obvious reasons. Much easier to have a lasting relationship with a dumb animal that doesn't question your actions, morals, meth abuse and mental stability than form a genuine relationship with another human being.




This brings to mind the infamous story of Bodil Joensen and Lassie.

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#227221 - 03/08/07 10:20 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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Man, someone steered the thread into a really creepy direction, so let's return to the original topic: Dogs owned by people in the porn biz.

Holly Randall's Bonnie



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#227222 - 03/08/07 11:36 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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#227223 - 03/08/07 02:37 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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Nikki & Tobby



Nikki & Tobby in Santa Barbara



Alana Evans' dog Lefty
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#227224 - 03/08/07 04:11 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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I would punt that thing 40 yds if it jumped on me like that.


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#227225 - 03/08/07 09:09 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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I would punt that thing 40 yds if it jumped on me like that.






Dogs like this should never be allowed to breed. What are they good for? You couldn't even get a decent serving of meat off that thing. Atleast the dog the koreans use for food would feed an entire family.

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#227226 - 03/08/07 09:32 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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I'm concerned that dogs require more responsibility than the average porn star can provide.

Allow me to suggest, instead:





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#227227 - 03/09/07 04:44 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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#227228 - 03/09/07 08:43 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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How about this guy...





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#227229 - 03/09/07 09:46 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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I shot this girl the other day who brought her stupid little shit dog with her. WTF. Why do people think this shit is ok??? Its one thing if you are shooting at someone's house you know and they have a dog and its cool with your dog. What would make you think its ok to roll in somewhere you've never been before and take your piece of shit dog with you????


I guess porn ppl, esp. chicks have dogs the same reason as whores in the old west did- so they have something that will love them back.

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#227230 - 03/09/07 10:15 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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Yeah I see your point, I would be pretty pissed off if some whore come strolling into my house with an uninvited animal, of course that would include boyfriends/suitcase pimps as well.

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#227231 - 03/09/07 10:20 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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Yeah I see your point, I would be pretty pissed off if some whore come strolling into my house with an uninvited animal, of course that would include boyfriends/suitcase pimps as well.




Well, pimps/bfs are ok but only if they drop off the chick. Its beyond me why they want to stay there with their girl, I can only imagine they are so insecure they are afraid someone else will snatch them.

As for the dog issue, to me its like taking a kid to a set. Its something that disctracts not only the talent but also everyone on set who now has something else non related to worry about.

And not to mention if the owner of the house is allergic or they have a dog that eats other dogs.

Bitches- leave your dogs at home.

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#227232 - 03/09/07 10:29 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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Quote:

Yeah I see your point, I would be pretty pissed off if some whore come strolling into my house with an uninvited animal, of course that would include boyfriends/suitcase pimps as well.




I remember watching a documentary about the Porn Industry once, might of been HBOs Pornucopia but I'm really not sure.


Anyway they were showing Katie Morgan and she had like 4 or 5 little rat dogs and she claimed she brings them with her to every shoot.


Now I'm not in any way connected to the industry but I was thinking then that if she showed up with those things at a shoot I was organizing, she would quickly be shown the door.


Anyone here ever shot her and can confirm this?



Edited by safado (03/09/07 10:54 AM)

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#227233 - 03/09/07 06:19 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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or they have a dog that eats other dogs.




Ok, that would be cool.
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#227234 - 03/09/07 06:23 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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Quote:


or they have a dog that eats other dogs.




Ok, that would be cool.




yeah, it would. if i was a porn chick i'd bring some leopards and a barbary lion to every set. if i had to have sex in a pool, maybe a bull/zambeze shark since they'd live long enough to eat steve holmes in the fresh water. animals eating each other and talent rules.
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#227235 - 03/09/07 10:43 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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I'm concerned that dogs require more responsibility than the average porn star can provide.

Allow me to suggest, instead:






However, is there a chance perhaps that the lil' buggers will remind them too much of sperm...to the point they'd swallow them?
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#227236 - 03/10/07 12:59 AM Re: Porno Dogs
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#227237 - 03/10/07 02:58 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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And how mny of those did she kill?
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#227238 - 03/12/07 01:56 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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Genesis Skye has/had a dog.(thanks random anonymous reader who was reading this)

Dead or not?
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#227239 - 03/12/07 04:54 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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Genesis Skye has/had a dog.(thanks random anonymous reader who was reading this)

Dead or not?




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#227240 - 03/12/07 05:35 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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Big Worm's avatar still gets me every time.



What ever happened to him, or was he just another Brandon alias?

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#227241 - 03/12/07 08:08 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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I'd like to see this local girl in porn.




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#227242 - 03/12/07 08:16 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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Porno dogs need dog porn...



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#227243 - 03/12/07 08:26 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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Quote:

Porno dogs need dog porn...





Nice.
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#227244 - 03/12/07 08:32 PM Re: Porno Dogs
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Almost forgot...

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#227245 - 03/15/07 06:22 PM Fayner Rips Off Willie
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XPT's least favorite alleged "Retiree" Fayner posts on TMFR's site:

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HELP A NIGGA OUT
Fayner Posts: If you don't have dogs you may want to stop reading here, 'cause this is about dogs. Even if you have dogs you also may want to discontinue your reading activity about this time.

I'm writing a book on dogs, and think a couple stories from porno folk about their mutts would be welcome. I know most porno people can't read, so anyone reading this would be super cool if they passed it on to any/all porno people they run into.

I'm looking for funny stories, not "my dog is so smart!" bragging, okay?

send 'em to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com />



I guess that 401K of his only went so far. This does have possibilities, though...
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#227246 - 03/15/07 06:44 PM Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
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#227247 - 03/16/07 08:39 AM Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
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Quote:

XPT's least favorite alleged "Retiree" Fayner posts on TMFR's site:

Quote:


HELP A NIGGA OUT
Fayner Posts: If you don't have dogs you may want to stop reading here, 'cause this is about dogs. Even if you have dogs you also may want to discontinue your reading activity about this time.

I'm writing a book on dogs, and think a couple stories from porno folk about their mutts would be welcome. I know most porno people can't read, so anyone reading this would be super cool if they passed it on to any/all porno people they run into.

I'm looking for funny stories, not "my dog is so smart!" bragging, okay?

send 'em to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com<br />
<hr /></blockquote><font class="post">

I guess that 401K of his only went so far. This does have possibilities, though...







Porn stars telling Fayner about their dogs:
"I had a dog but didnt take care of it so it died. I then threw it in the trash."

THE END

Not much of a book Fayner, try again.

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#227248 - 03/18/07 05:10 AM Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
testa Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Quote:

Quote:

XPT's least favorite alleged "Retiree" Fayner posts on TMFR's site:

Quote:


HELP A NIGGA OUT
Fayner Posts: If you don't have dogs you may want to stop reading here, 'cause this is about dogs. Even if you have dogs you also may want to discontinue your reading activity about this time.

I'm writing a book on dogs, and think a couple stories from porno folk about their mutts would be welcome. I know most porno people can't read, so anyone reading this would be super cool if they passed it on to any/all porno people they run into.

I'm looking for funny stories, not "my dog is so smart!" bragging, okay?

send 'em to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com<br />
<hr /></blockquote><font class="post">

I guess that 401K of his only went so far. This does have possibilities, though...







Porn stars telling Fayner about their dogs:
"I had a dog but didnt take care of it so it died. I then threw it in the trash."

THE END

Not much of a book Fayner, try again.






dont sell fayner short... the parts of his brain that weren't destroyed by drugs still work pretty good

if he writes a book, i will bet money it will be a good read

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#227249 - 03/18/07 08:10 AM Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
Gigi Offline
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Quote:




damn, that dog's pupils are blown OUT!
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#227250 - 03/18/07 10:12 AM Re: Porno Dogs
JRV Offline
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I shot this girl the other day who brought her stupid little shit dog with her. WTF. Why do people think this shit is ok???



What kind of porn did she think you shoot?
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#227251 - 03/18/07 04:03 PM Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
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dont sell fayner short... the parts of his brain that weren't destroyed by drugs still work pretty good

if he writes a book, i will bet money it will be a good read




Testa = Fayner's Dealer
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#227252 - 03/18/07 04:22 PM Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
Bornyo Offline
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Testa = Fayner's Dealer




Testa and Wankus split the Chatsworth territory.

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#227253 - 03/19/07 12:53 AM Re: Porno Dogs
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Why do people think this shit is ok???




Likely because some idiot of a director let them do it before.
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#227254 - 03/20/07 09:07 AM Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
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Quote:

Quote:


Testa = Fayner's Dealer




Testa and Wankus split the Chatsworth territory.





But they both move the shit for that guy Powder.
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#227255 - 03/20/07 09:38 AM Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
testa Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

dont sell fayner short... the parts of his brain that weren't destroyed by drugs still work pretty good

if he writes a book, i will bet money it will be a good read




Testa = Fayner's Dealer





I wish I was fayner's dealer... then I could retire and put the kids through college without a care in a world

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#227256 - 12/12/07 08:48 PM Who Has A Porno Pet?
Willie D Offline

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Aimee Sweet & her dog Duncan.



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#227257 - 12/13/07 07:27 AM Re: Who Has A Porno Pet?
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Aimee Sweet & her dog Duncan.






Thanks Willie, now Stevie Y is going to dedicate a thread to the pooch's foreskin.
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#227258 - 12/13/07 12:53 PM Re: Who Has A Porno Pet?
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#227259 - 12/14/07 09:22 PM Re: Who Has A Porno Pet?
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Quote:

Thanks Willie, now Stevie Y is going to dedicate a thread to the pooch's foreskin.




Do ultra-Orthodox Jews circumcise their pets?



Eon McKai?


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#227260 - 12/19/07 08:58 AM Re: Who Has A Porno Pet?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Posts: 7408
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Quote:

Aimee Sweet & her dog Duncan.








Hot, shes giving her dog a hard-on. I hope she plans on doing something about it.
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