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#225912 - 02/28/07 04:33 PM
Jules Jordan man or myth?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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I saw Jules at AEE this year and was surprised he was like 5'4" and 120#. I am not saying that isn't ok, but he just looked taller on video and in his ads. Do you think he left Evil Angel because he was the same size/height as Belladonna and it got embarassing during family functions? Typically small guys like that work out or something. Dude makes good video, but you got to wonder.
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#225913 - 02/28/07 04:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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He left Evil Angel because they were trying to get him to shoot tranny videos.
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#225915 - 02/28/07 04:52 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i personally think you're even being a bit generous with your guess at 5'4"... maybe if he's wearing stripper heels or something...  he's like a little keebler elf! and damn, if he and jenna ever have pups, that's gonna be one hell of an orthodonist's bill.
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#225916 - 02/28/07 04:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Starring him as a tranny?
No one who saw Ass Worship 9 and the last scene with him and Eve Lawrence could ask that question.
Edited by have2cit (02/28/07 04:54 PM)
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#225917 - 02/28/07 05:05 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Was that scene in Ass Worship #9 a lesbian scene?
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#225918 - 02/28/07 05:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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welcome back smelly monkey!
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#225920 - 03/01/07 05:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Dude still makes outstanding porn, regardless of his size. So what if he needs to stand on a box?
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#225921 - 03/01/07 06:51 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Poor little Jules. Seeing him fuck on camera now reminds me of seeing like Danny Devito play a tough guy. It gives this false impression that the girl in the scene is some big amazon woman. Before I thought it was some snazzy porn optical illussion, now I worry little dude is going to fall in!
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#225922 - 03/01/07 07:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Poor little Jules. Seeing him fuck on camera now reminds me of seeing like Danny Devito play a tough guy. It gives this false impression that the girl in the scene is some big amazon woman. Before I thought it was some snazzy porn optical illussion, now I worry little dude is going to fall in!
Poor?  The man is poor in neither money nor pussy, and all the girls in his videos have snazzy looking vaginas.
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#225923 - 03/01/07 07:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Poor little Jules. Seeing him fuck on camera now reminds me of seeing like Danny Devito play a tough guy. It gives this false impression that the girl in the scene is some big amazon woman. Before I thought it was some snazzy porn optical illussion, now I worry little dude is going to fall in!
Poor? The man is poor in neither money nor pussy, and all the girls in his videos have snazzy looking vaginas.
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#225924 - 03/01/07 07:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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i hate you, but you are right
I'm always right, and your hate only makes me stronger.
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#225925 - 03/01/07 09:22 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Jules Jordan = Overrated
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#225926 - 03/01/07 09:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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... The man is poor in neither money nor pussy...
Jules Jordan, the pussy-poor pornographer.
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#225928 - 03/01/07 10:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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This is starting to sound like a thread defending Kurt Lockwood. I guess Jules Jordan and Kurt have more in common than any of us realized.
Really? I don't see any page long, all capped text from Jules explaining why he is as good as Steven Spielberg because of the number of chicks he's bagged. Either you don't know what decent porn is, or you're just a self loathing Monkey.
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#225931 - 03/01/07 12:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Hi Jules. You don't see John Stagliano hanging out on xpt... What are you doing here?
If I were Jules I could pay someone to hang out here for me. If I were stagliano, I would be in Brazil. So say hello to the trannies for me amigo.
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#225932 - 03/01/07 01:16 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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If you are not Jules, then admit to me that Jules is just a little petite Keebler elf like Gonzo Girl said or perhaps a skinny femme oompa loompa.
I don't believe - looking like that - he ever had sex until porn and his porn is all about the rage he feels from being rejected by women all throughout his high school education.
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#225933 - 03/01/07 01:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#225934 - 03/01/07 04:34 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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what's the average height for everyone involved in porn? 5'2? it's like an industry for leprechauns, except no one is looking for their pot of gold whilst attempting to kill jennifer aniston.
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#225938 - 03/01/07 07:54 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
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Damn, she looks 12. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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#225939 - 03/02/07 01:21 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Hi Jules. You don't see John Stagliano hanging out on xpt... What are you doing here?
If I were Jules I could pay someone to hang out here for me. If I were stagliano, I would be in Brazil. So say hello to the trannies for me amigo.
If you were Jules, you'd pay people to take the day off...like he allegedly does with make up artists. 
As for the short porn guy phenomenon, it's obvious...it makes the cock look proportionately bigger. A 6 inch dick is going to look a lot smaller on a 6'3" guy than it looks on someone who's 5'6".
Same deal again with tiny chicks...especially ones with small hands. 
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#225940 - 03/02/07 04:54 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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What does any of this have to do with little 5'3" Jules Jordan prancing around and singing show tunes? Can he do porn? Yes he can do porn. So can Kurt Lockwood.
I laughed when I saw his chess ad "here's the king" or what not. In a real court he would be court jester or a piss boy at best. I can picture him in chess club though. Nancyboys like that would clearly need some alternative.
Jules Jordan - "The little engine that could".
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#225941 - 03/02/07 05:59 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Dude, just out of curiosity, what's with your hardon for Jordan? Does he owe you money or something? Welcome to the world of porn.
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#225942 - 03/02/07 10:26 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
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Jules Jordan makes the best poirn hands down if he is short or not.
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#225943 - 03/02/07 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Dan G, you weren't suggesting...ah, nevermind.
I agree, the "man" knows his shit, regardless his vertical stature.
Erik Everhard surprised me, when I first met him, I thought he was all muscle-bound and shit. He's not much bigger than I really, maybe even 10-20 pounds shy of me.
Of course, seeing Jules in person was just as funny because I thought he was about 6'4". Once you see everything in person, the perspective about "tiny chicks & big cocks" is understandable. It's as much fantasy as fantasy can be.
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#225944 - 03/08/07 01:43 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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I was wondering if Jules ever was responsible for sending in reviews on his own movies. I am guessing he has about several hundred times. If you say something enough, sometimes people believe it.
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#225945 - 03/08/07 02:08 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I was wondering if Jules ever was responsible for sending in reviews on his own movies. I am guessing he has about several hundred times. If you say something enough, sometimes people believe it.
Yawn...this is like the the tired 'Jenna's success is all down to hype' argument.
Hype only goes so far...you might get an initial purchase, but then the consumer will see the hype was unjustified and avoid said performer/director's work again.
If you look at the amount of units Jules and Jenna shift, do you honestly believe they sell all of them to first-time (and subsequently one-time) customers? 
You sound like one of those shut-ins over at ADT who have trouble reconciling reality (Jules and Jenna are wildly popular and shift many units) with their own particular preferences ('Jenna/Tera/Stormy isn't a proper porn star because she doesn't do interracial double anal with ATM and then eat the creampie out of her own ass.'), and are stunned that no-one else sees it their way. 
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#225947 - 03/08/07 07:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i've never seen jules' employers get him billboard space in times square. gonzo porn doesn't really have PR.
edit-fucking ivor beat me to it.
Edited by jamesn (03/08/07 07:39 PM)
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#225948 - 03/09/07 01:50 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Do you really think the success of Jules and Jenna is comparable?
Purely from a layman's perspective, I can see nothing to justify Jenna's success. It seems to be a triumph of marketing (especially WRT cable licensing) over substance. OTOH, Jules's sucess seems to be based on a solid foundation of producing watchable, nasty porn.
That's precisely my point...You can see nothing to justify Jenna's success, evidently thousands of other people can. At the same time, there will be people who think Jules is overrated.
Whether you or I like Jules or Jenna or not is largely irrelevant (for the record, I have one DVD from each...Flashpoint and Feeding Frenzy 7, so I'm not what you'd call a diehard fan of either of them to be honest). It's what the majority of people like (and -shock!- buy) that counts, and Jenna and Jules are the top 'brands' at the moment in their respective fields.
Jenna and Jules are the proverbial 800.lb gorillas (well, probably more like 95.lbs in Jenna's case at the moment), and will probably remain that way until someone comes along and knocks them off their pedestals.
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#225949 - 03/09/07 01:59 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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i've never seen jules' employers get him billboard space in times square. gonzo porn doesn't really have PR.
edit-fucking ivor beat me to it.
American Hardcore had a building length banner for 'Sack The Wetback'...and now they're the biggest porn company in America!
Or not.
Still, having said that, I think Jeff could do a lot worse than commission his very own 'Gag-Signal' spotlight to project the famous head-upside-down smiley onto the smog-laden night sky, or maybe onto the side of a building?
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#225951 - 03/09/07 10:50 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/28/05
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Christian is far and away the tallest stuntcock in porn, gotta be at least 6'5". Other than that, I saw maybe 4 guys at my height (6'1") when I went to AEE. The whores aren't much different. I'd estimate 5'4" is the average. The two tallest whores I've seen were Puma Swede or Lexi Bardot, both in the 5'10" range. BTW, that whore Puma has a great rack.
Or...to sum it up with a picture.
Rich Roberts , Jesse Jane's husband (Tawny's ex) is like 6'7"
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#225952 - 03/09/07 12:24 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Who's the little nerdie guy next to her in that last pic?
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#225953 - 03/09/07 04:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Even with Puma in heels, I don't think that's Rick Roberts as suggested a couple posts above.
Instead, it's just some BangBros flunky.
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