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I'm on my way out the door so this'll sound abrupt. But if you can think of something I can do for you or something I could provide you from here that's worth a couple grand let me know. I could use a cushion until I get a part time job to cover these car payments and insirance increases.

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Ok, I guess I am in Bob Geldoff mode this year or something, or maybe it is mortality's icy cold hand giving my bowels a shake, but we need to help Simp/CAOH thru his latest personal/financial crisis. The dude is a institutional treasure for those of us who find xpt an invaluable 'coping tool' for life, and it is time those of us more fortunate than he step up and help our brother out.

I looked into hiring him as a Beer Tester, but I just couldnt get our 3 legal wet blankets comprising our Risk Management Team to look the other way and sign off on it, even after parading 5 strippers through their collective laps during a "Brainstorming Dinner/Night in San Fran" recently...this 'help windsock project' has already cost me in the low 5 figures and it's not even tax deductible yet...

So I get this message from our treasured friend while I was away this week (typos left in to prove authenticity):

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From: windsock
I'm on my way out the door so this'll sound abrupt. But if you can think of something I can do for you or something I could provide you from here that's worth a couple grand let me know. I could use a cushion until I get a part time job to cover these car payments and insirance increases.

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Rather than just send windy the 2 grand, and then think of someone he could kill for me later, I am taking this opportunity to put the rest of this board, and community of perverts, on the spot. Let's ALL chip in and help this boy buy his "cushion"....

I am going to paypal Windsock the first 200, so Da Burg is tithing his 10% to the XPT Karma god .... where's everyone else at? DONT be stingy, this is for a GREAT cause.

Gia can gain exemption if she provides windsock with free fashion tips and wardrobe consultations for his future job interviews (at least the ones I get him)....Gen can gain exemption if she restores Windsock's confidence and hope in life by giving him a Aurora-esque "Quack Job"...

The rest of you, throw windsock some cash and feel good about yourself for a day at least...

Windsock, what is your Paypal address????

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Tell me what hoops I need to jump through for this to work. I don't care anymore. Dignity is a luxury I can't afford. I'm not adverse to outright charity. One of my favorite movies is 'It's A Wonderful Life' and I think the ending with Jimmy Stewart'slifetime of goodwill among his community saving him from financial ruin is not unanalogous here.

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Wind0ck

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Tell me what hoops I need to jump through for this to work. I don't care anymore. Dignity is a luxury I can't afford. I'm not adverse to outright charity. One of my favorite movies is 'It's A Wonderful Life' and I think the ending with Jimmy Stewart'slifetime of goodwill among his community saving him from financial ruin is not unanalogous here.

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The fuck you quoting J Stewy'S lines for?? Unless you're gettin paid to be on the gaggin end..step.off.bitch.

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"Pleaser don't beat me no more, Bossman! I got my mind right! I'm shakin' in here, Boss!"

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I just got a PM from the Sock asking me to "Stake a fellow American to a meal."

Windy, I love ya bro, but like Browser said, I've got a buck-seventy-eight and some pocket lint.

I do have a coupon for Jiffy Lube I can let you have. Might come in handy with those new wheels of yours.

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Rumor has it that Windy shows up at Jiffy Lube bi-weekly without his car?

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The sudden discovery of spellcheck is a very bad sign.

I've fallen for, and still am falling for, too many "dancers" with a problem to take anyone else on, especially someone with a "y" chromosone. So I fear that Da Burg is on the clock to live up to his promises.

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I can only stop by for a minute. I just wanted to ask board administers to pin this thread to the top of the page. I';m really hopeful that I might get assisstance through this. I need financial help. Like I've said, I'm willing to perform a task or will sell something in order to get it. In fact, if anyone can come up with such an angle that will capture the xpt imagination and make this thing take off, I'd love to hear it. I just can't sit still and think to much these days. It's horrifying. I must sleep with the television or radio on. The silence will swallow my mind if I let it.

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Dude, publish your paypal address..

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I have a paypal account. What information do you need? By address, do you mean the email address that I registered my Paypal account with, or is there a palpay profile page I need to link to?

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Dude, publish your paypal address...and apply for their ATM card. If u dont have one, get one...otherwise people have to get up out of their chair away from the 'puter, find a check, fill it out, stuff an envelope, lick it, address the envelope with whatever address you provide, pay for and plop a stamp on the envelope, waltz out to the mailbox or to the post office and drop it in the box. Too much trouble for the laziest people on earth, Porn Stars and Porn fans.

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My name is Travis

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burg I wasn't kidding. send me a pm!

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Windsock/CAOH is the endearing homeless drunken bum one might encounter outside the 7-11 on Friday Nights when you stop for Gum, condoms and/or a half pint of Absolut to get your buzz started before an annoying-yet-still-hott chick jumps in your car for a date and you need the buzz to tolerate her mindless prattle about the crowds at South Coast Plaza. Some of the most lucid, intelligent conversations I have ever had have been with homeless derelicts I give money to and am surprised by their intellect...it's almost tragic, yet also brutally funny and entertaining.

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I accept this hurtful condescension without protest so long as it walks hand in hand with a sincere charitable spirit. This not doubt satisfies and va;lidates some of your more monstrous though legitimate views of the uneducated lower classes of which I am a member. But I don't care about that, can't care. It seems frivolous to. Anyway, I hope I've provided all the info necessary. I think it would be quite something by comparison to Stephanie's board if all of you here helped out one of your own. Where their board is actually a fascile PR machine for a monstrous industry at its heart underneath all the "respectful" discourse, this one shall be revealed to have a heart of humanist gold under its scab picking sadism.

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burg, seems to me like you're going about this whole giving away your millions the wrong way. instead of looking for raging alcoholics and girls who sell their shit to help out, you should be looking at those people who are going to contribute something to society.

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dude, relax....I am talking about a few bucks in this case. I have already provided for a number of "good causes" and deserving individuals...this kinda stuff is actually more for my personal enjoyment/amusement as much as generosity. I mean, even a homeless bum's smile and gratitude after you hand him a few dollars is momentarily satisfying.

So ho wmuch do you want eddie?

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burg, seems to me like you're going about this whole giving away your millions the wrong way. instead of looking for raging alcoholics and girls who sell their shit to help out, you should be looking at those people who are going to contribute something to society.

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dude, relax....I am talking about a few bucks in this case. I have already provided for a number of "good causes" and deserving individuals...this kinda stuff is actually more for my personal enjoyment/amusement as much as generosity. I mean, even a homeless bum's smile and gratitude after you hand him a few dollars is momentarily satisfying.

So ho wmuch do you want eddie?

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Girls who sell their shit do contribute a lot to society, and I'm not talking about Ciara.

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Burga please!

You do this shit cuz it gives you another chance to talk about your great wealth. It is the Yin to the Yang that was your constant reference to your wheelchair. At least having Weathervane take the heat of your attentive gaze spares some other whore from stalking.

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haha Yin & Yang? Given this a lot of thought and analysis huh?

Well, fact is you will never ever REALLY know just what my motivation is, but its nice to know it bothers you just a little.

It is a porn board, which in a high level, general sense makes it about exhibitionism. Most of the people here like to take their clothes off and fuck for all the world to see, and/or WATCH people doing that. I, on the other hand, let the audience in on my life and what I am all about...perhaps I will post a photograph with me surrounded by stacks of 100 dollar bills, How about that "Madge"?

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your wealth makes you a better person.

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Pfffft, let me ask you this Madge, assuming you are female, which you seem to be, just what exactly WOULD you charge a guy to do this to / with you? Name your price....




HA! Even if you are a dude, what would you charge someone like Kurt Lockwood to do that to him?

I'll refrain from asking what you might...PAY...to have it done to you.

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Sock, you cheap opportunist, have one on me, bro.

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I've got $50 in pennies I could send you, the catch is they are suspended in industrial strength epoxy, so you'll have to chip them out, one at a time. Cool?

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Yes that is cool, fuckwit.

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Yes that is cool, fuckwit.

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