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#223962 - 02/19/07 10:22 AM Sperm Splattered 3
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Usually I avoid watching bukkakes & bakers' dozens type splatfests because it's homoerotic if you're obsessed with them. Watching dozens of dudes cummin' has gotta be queer & the more guys makes it the more gay to watch. Men should never outnumber women on camera. Once in a blue I'll watch the glue pile up, but there's only so much glop this mutant can watch of cocks popping champale on some adventurous or stupid slut depending on your cynical slant.
This one I watched because of, well, I'm currently looking at most of the movies from Juan Cuba for an article I'm planning. Of course I had to reality check this to see if any skillz were on display. Nobody can be perfect every time, not even the great godling Gregory Dark, but you have got to play the numbers in porn. Once again, it's about digits, know what I mean? Your money & good porn, if the twain meat then it's almost an even trade.
So, since I think Juan is shooting with Buttman in mind and it looks like he knows a lil' somethin' comethin' about tease. If he continues dressin' up the sluts and concentrates on the eye candy aspect I suspect he'll get even better reviews from me in the future I bet. [RLD]

Aubrey Addams and if you don't know you better ask John the stutterer.


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#223963 - 02/19/07 10:36 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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The best scene features new gonzhoe ginches Lielani Red and Isis Love. Thank god for having a great make-up artist on the set. Another Smutanic key to pornography. I'll prolly never care about watching them again though I may make an exception for Red because I always have a place in my crotch for slutty redheads.




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#223964 - 02/19/07 10:38 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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#223965 - 02/19/07 10:59 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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Lielani Red is a shootin' star.


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#223966 - 02/19/07 11:03 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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Isis Love is a decent spunk target here, elsewhere maybe not so hot. Carpe dejizzm.








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#223967 - 02/19/07 11:06 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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#223968 - 02/19/07 11:11 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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#223969 - 02/19/07 11:13 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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Aubrey Addams & Zoe



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#223970 - 02/19/07 11:14 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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#223971 - 02/19/07 11:15 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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#223972 - 02/19/07 11:16 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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The quite cute Gabrielle Romano gives a good n' gooey performance.


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#223973 - 02/19/07 11:20 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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#223974 - 02/19/07 02:36 PM Re: Sprem Splattered 3
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Except for the nudity and semen, they way these luminous young women arwe smiling and putting their heafds together suggests two friends posing for a candid yearbook photo at a high School football game rather than a humiliation pornographic movie set where they've taken an illadvidsed fork in the road of life preserved for posterity.
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#223975 - 02/19/07 02:58 PM Re: Sprem Splattered 3
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Nice inserted misspelling in the thread subject. It is this kind of attention to detail that really makes the character come to life.
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#223976 - 02/23/07 01:06 PM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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Are you sure this is Isis Love, coz it sure don't look like her!!!







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ignore the edit another fuck up, d'oh!



Edited by Smutmutant (02/24/07 04:44 PM)

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#223977 - 02/23/07 08:26 PM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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I was gonna say the same thing. Because THIS is the only Isis Love I know.

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#223978 - 02/24/07 10:44 AM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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Yep, that Isis Love is very worthy

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#223979 - 02/24/07 12:30 PM Re: Sprem Splattered 3
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Quote:







Except for the nudity and semen, they way these luminous young women arwe smiling and putting their heafds together suggests two friends posing for a candid yearbook photo at a high School football game rather than a humiliation pornographic movie set where they've taken an illadvidsed fork in the road of life preserved for posterity.





This is why the genius that is Windsock/CAOH deserves our help, that is one of the MOST clear, succinct, accurate definitions of Pornography: "An Ill-advised Fork In The Road Of Life, preserved for posterity..."
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#223980 - 02/24/07 04:38 PM Re: Sperm Splattered 3
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By far Aubrey is the hottest slut in this movie.

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#223981 - 02/24/07 04:43 PM Re: Sprem Splattered 3
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Isis Love is a decent spunk target here, elsewhere maybe not so hot. Carpe dejizzm.



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I was gonna say the same thing. Because THIS is the only Isis Love I know







Isis this Isis that, yada yadda yadda, you both get a gold star for spotting my snafu. They all become a blur after awhile.



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#223982 - 02/28/07 12:37 PM Re: Sprem Splattered 3
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Hey SM, where do you get these photos at? Do they have them on the site?

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#223983 - 02/28/07 03:09 PM Re: Sprem Splattered 3
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Most video companies send out CDs with hard and glam shots for mags and websites to run.
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#223984 - 02/28/07 09:08 PM Re: Sprem Splattered 3
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Yeah, the smart ones do.... However, RLD has this cool marketing site available only to the press where you can download the promo jpgs that most companies normally send on cd-rs or dvd-rs. It's brilliant.
Up until last year JM was still old school sending chromes aka slides which were pretty much useless to me reviewing on XPT, but now they're in the 21st century.
Plus, even for print there's better resolution and dpi on image discs because they're easier & quicker to use than an archaic slide scanner.
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#223985 - 03/05/07 07:29 PM Re: Sprem Splattered 3
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Is there more than one Isis Love? I thought this was Isis Love:



She used to work at the Hustler Club in SF. Nice girl.

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