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#223125 - 02/14/07 04:12 PM Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Ok so I'm talking to my friend and I notice in his MSN he has this picture. I comment and tell him it's a cool shot of he and the Rose girls, his reply was "who?" And he actually works in porn. Go figure. I'd like to accidentally bump into them myself!
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I just thought they were hot and wanted a picture.




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#223126 - 02/15/07 09:45 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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thats funny shit. that was at the playboy mansion. His hat was soooo soft... so we said yes. stupid fluffy hats
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#223127 - 02/15/07 10:46 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
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so, is every male canadian pornstar barely above five feet tall? Lance, bro, I know you make no secret of the fact that you're height challenged, no insult intended, and your buddy is just about dwarfed by the Rose sisters. Brunyon Eyorns is a Canuck right? he's short as hell too, wtf is the deal? Is every male that breaks the 5' 10" threshold sold to the NHL to be farmed out as an elite athlete?



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#223128 - 02/15/07 11:17 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 10/26/05
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thats funny shit. that was at the playboy mansion. His hat was soooo soft... so we said yes. stupid fluffy hats




That's hot. I want to bang you hard doggie style and then discuss the state of world finance and currency beginning in the 80's, specifically the Japanese Yen versus the Dollar since the Plaza Accord, while we cuddle.

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#223129 - 02/16/07 12:02 AM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 02/18/05
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thats funny shit. that was at the playboy mansion. His hat was soooo soft... so we said yes. stupid fluffy hats



Damn thats funny, he's weird like that, it's a part of his charm, much like being the worlds shortest dork porn dude is a part of mine.
And King he's not a pornstar, he's a rep for a webcam company and he's around pornstars all the time. But the dude gets a lot of skin. I don't try to understand it, I just try to be around as much as I can. He's a magnet for girls that wanna cuddle him. Though he is short as I am.
As for hockey we all play. Case in point...
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#223130 - 02/16/07 09:30 AM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Fuck, I hate hockey.

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#223131 - 02/16/07 09:34 AM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Fuck, I hate hockey.




Gee i dont know why, the season is Only 9 months long (seemingly) and just about every fucking team makes the playoffs every year, not to mention the incredibly complex scoring system for Wins, Overtime Wins, Ties, Losses, Game called on account of Ice being littered with all kinds of shit, etc etc etc .... then there are the "fights."

"Hokey" is the worst game/sport to watch on TV, worse than loud-mouth Bass Fishing on ESPN on Saturday Mornings in March.
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#223132 - 02/16/07 09:44 AM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Fuck, I hate hockey.




Gee i dont know why, the season is Only 9 months long (seemingly) and just about every fucking team makes the playoffs every year, not to mention the incredibly complex scoring system for Wins, Overtime Wins, Ties, Losses, Game called on account of Ice being littered with all kinds of shit, etc etc etc .... then there are the "fights."

"Hokey" is the worst game/sport to watch on TV, worse than loud-mouth Bass Fishing on ESPN on Saturday Mornings in March.




I have to agree... I'll watch football or baseball, but I just can't get into Hockey. Basketball is even worse though.
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#223133 - 02/16/07 10:29 AM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Fuck, I hate hockey.




Gee i dont know why, the season is Only 9 months long (seemingly) and just about every fucking team makes the playoffs every year, not to mention the incredibly complex scoring system for Wins, Overtime Wins, Ties, Losses, Game called on account of Ice being littered with all kinds of shit, etc etc etc .... then there are the "fights."

"Hokey" is the worst game/sport to watch on TV, worse than loud-mouth Bass Fishing on ESPN on Saturday Mornings in March.




I have to agree... I'll watch football or baseball, but I just can't get into Hockey. Basketball is even worse though.




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#223134 - 02/16/07 10:42 AM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 02/20/06
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Hmm I smell another Mia Rose picture thread
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#223135 - 02/16/07 12:20 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Yeah, baby...........
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#223136 - 02/16/07 02:15 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 01/25/06
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[quote.... then there are the "fights."




This is the only part that matters! Why else bother paying for a ticket?
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#223137 - 02/16/07 03:02 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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I have to agree... I'll watch football or baseball, but I just can't get into Hockey. Basketball is even worse though.



Jesus, baseball is worse than watching Grass grow, and not the MJ, the kind of shit that grows on your front lawn. How the fat ass dude with beer guts can be called athletes is beyond me. And football while being the most tolerable of those, is also boring. We line up, we all crash into each other, and we possibly go a couple of yards. Then we sit around and talk about how to do it all over again.
At least in hockey if your losing, it's perfectly acceptable to punch the fucker in the head who's been scoring on you.
And don;t even get me started on fucking soccer!

PS I'm not opposed to more Mia pics.


Edited by lance69 (02/16/07 03:03 PM)
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#223138 - 02/16/07 07:26 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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At least in hockey if your losing, it's perfectly acceptable to punch the fucker in the head who's been scoring on you.




There's a reason you don't see too many fights in football. You going to throw down with a 300+lb lineman who can bench 300+ on the pile? How about going fist-a-cuffs with a drugged out Lawrence Taylor? But I do like the fights in hockey despite the fact it's a boring ass sport.
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#223139 - 02/16/07 09:24 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
The only thing fun about baseball games is the beer and the hotdogs. Since neither will do for me, I doubt I'll ever go to a baseball game again. Football I don't get, and they keep stopping and starting. Basketball, now THAT'S a sport. And boxing... nothing better (and stranger) than putting two men in a ring and having them punch each other until one of them passes out.
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#223140 - 02/16/07 09:58 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Hmm I smell another Mia Rose picture thread




Scratch n Sniff Mia Rose photos!
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#223141 - 02/16/07 09:58 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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At least in hockey if your losing, it's perfectly acceptable to punch the fucker in the head who's been scoring on you.




There's a reason you don't see too many fights in football. You going to throw down with a 300+lb lineman who can bench 300+ on the pile? How about going fist-a-cuffs with a drugged out Lawrence Taylor? But I do like the fights in hockey despite the fact it's a boring ass sport.




How many of the goons have a full set of teeth, too? Can't be that smart if they don't wear a mouth guard. But yes, the fights are the whole I bother tuning in, and even that's rare.
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#223142 - 02/16/07 11:14 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 02/18/05
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The only thing fun about baseball games is the beer and the hotdogs. Since neither will do for me, I doubt I'll ever go to a baseball game again. Football I don't get, and they keep stopping and starting. Basketball, now THAT'S a sport. And boxing... nothing better (and stranger) than putting two men in a ring and having them punch each other until one of them passes out.



I agree with all of it, except the boxing, far too one dimensional. Now let them clinch until one drives their knee into the others head; now that's entertaining. Someone needs to make a smilie for that!
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#223143 - 02/17/07 12:04 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i am going to assume that everyone here understands that canadian pornstar is an oxymoron. lol.....and havent you guys figured out yet that every male pornstar is about 5'8-5'10? besides me, lee stone, and..........fuck thats about it.
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#223144 - 02/17/07 01:01 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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i am going to assume that everyone here understands that canadian pornstar is an oxymoron. lol.....and havent you guys figured out yet that every male pornstar is about 5'8-5'10? besides me, lee stone, and..........fuck thats about it.




I guess guys like Erik Everhard are not Pornstars. If he were then he would be on a cocktail of Dianabol, Deca, ending with Clenbuterol to get get hella ripped!
On a side note anyone that thinks porn people are stars are delusional. The AVN's, red carpet events, club appearances, it's all just a marketing engine.

Not saying that's a bad thing, what we do is a living, and it's a great outlet for attention whores, but people should really get over themselves and accept it for what it is.
Porn is all about Fantasy, the viewer fantasizes about fucking a hot chick, the "Pornstar" gets to fantasize that he/she is a star!
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#223145 - 02/17/07 01:22 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
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Registered: 08/25/06
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I recognize those two young woman from that cumoneherface website. I watched the clips featuring them and pretended I was one of the males sexually brutalizing them and cumming on their faces.

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#223146 - 02/17/07 01:24 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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I thought that was a photo of the Canadian government
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#223147 - 02/17/07 01:43 PM Re: Ava and Mia Rose - He had no idea
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Loc: British Colombia
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I thought that was a photo of the Canadian government



I was thinking of sending it in to FHM for one of those "who the fuck is that in the background" photos. I'm trying to get an attention whore shot and theres Zane ruining the moment!
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