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#223093 - 02/14/07 01:47 PM
Re: Brandon Iron tossed out of Platinum X!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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You heard it from Deep Throat first, David G. has tossed Brandon Iron of Platinum X. Brandon was too much needy for blowjob addicted (50 to 1????) for David to handle any more so Mr. Irons and his titles are now homeless. I believe this officially marks the last nail in the coffin of the grand ownership experiment initiated by Dion over at Platinum/Redlight...
Does this mean the Brandonmobile get's repoed?!? 
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#223094 - 02/14/07 02:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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 I think it's a shame that Brandon is no longer with Platinum X. But that's only because he's now going to try and make someone else's life a misery.
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#223097 - 02/14/07 02:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I like the hubcap version, too.
What you can't see in that image is that each tire valve is actually another man's erect penis...
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#223098 - 02/14/07 02:39 PM
Re: Brandon Iron tossed out of Platinum X!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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bukkake air fresherners, still the greatest call of 06
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#223099 - 02/14/07 02:46 PM
Re: Brandon Iron tossed out of Platinum X!
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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bukkake air fresherners, still the greatest call of 06
that nigga irons love that smell e-norm. he love it!
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#223100 - 02/14/07 07:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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So is RLD/PXP ready to give up and shut down?
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#223101 - 02/14/07 09:42 PM
Re: Brandon Iron tossed out of Platinum X!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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So is RLD/PXP ready to give up and shut down?
nah, they are just "re-tooling" the factory...it'll take a couple years but they will be back, depending on where the industry as a whole heads.
You know, i was harping about Brandon being a sex addict a fucking year ago when he was at the pinnacle of his SUCK-cess. And I was getting secret props and encouragement and tips from his jilted sugar pie Hillarity Scott...who later turned on me like a rattle snake when she realized that if I published all that she had spilled she might lose work with Brandon who was still going strong at PXP, the greedy bitch!
To Quote Britney Rears: "Brandon's goal in life is to fuck as many teenage prostitutes as possible." The Demons would be proud of this man!
But seriously, who can be shocked/surprised by this? The dude splooges down the throats of every fucking girl, new, old and otherwise, in PORN. The only chick I know of who didnt appear in one of the 4 (so far) "50 to 1" gigs is XPTs hometown whore, Gia. Or did I miss her episode?
I dont care how horny or how much cash I have to blow, I could NEVER jerk off down the throats of that many girls, ever. You gotta be a fucking narcissistic sociopath to do that. You must REALLY feel that you are adding value to these girls' lives, and to the world, by doing that OVER and OVER and OVER again...I dont get it personally.
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#223102 - 02/14/07 09:55 PM
Re: Brandon Iron tossed out of Platinum X!
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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So is RLD/PXP ready to give up and shut down?
nah, they are just "re-tooling" the factory...it'll take a couple years but they will be back, depending on where the industry as a whole heads.
You know, i was harping about Brandon being a sex addict a fucking year ago when he was at the pinnacle of his SUCK-cess. And I was getting secret props and encouragement and tips from his jilted sugar pie Hillarity Scott...who later turned on me like a rattle snake when she realized that if I published all that she had spilled she might lose work with Brandon who was still going strong at PXP, the greedy bitch!
To Quote Britney Rears: "Brandon's goal in life is to fuck as many teenage prostitutes as possible." The Demons would be proud of this man!
But seriously, who can be shocked/surprised by this? The dude splooges down the throats of every fucking girl, new, old and otherwise, in PORN. The only chick I know of who didnt appear in one of the 4 (so far) "50 to 1" gigs is XPTs hometown whore, Gia. Or did I miss her episode?
I dont care how horny or how much cash I have to blow, I could NEVER jerk off down the throats of that many girls, ever. You gotta be a fucking narcissistic sociopath to do that. You must REALLY feel that you are adding value to these girls' lives, and to the world, by doing that OVER and OVER and OVER again...I dont get it personally.
brandon just the canuck reincarnation of john holmes drugged out cock. I got the feelin that myt nigga irons dont know why he do what he do.
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#223104 - 02/15/07 07:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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The only chick I know of who didnt appear in one of the 4 (so far) "50 to 1" gigs is XPTs hometown whore, Gia. Or did I miss her episode?
And just to think, he's got at least 2 more editions of this fucking series in the can!
100 more whores on the wall, 100 more whores with gon. Take one do'n, pass 'er aroun', 99 more whores on the wall with gon.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#223105 - 02/16/07 12:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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The only chick I know of who didnt appear in one of the 4 (so far) "50 to 1" gigs is XPTs hometown whore, Gia. Or did I miss her episode?
And just to think, he's got at least 2 more editions of this fucking series in the can!
100 more whores on the wall, 100 more whores with gon. Take one do'n, pass 'er aroun', 99 more whores on the wall with gon.
Yeah no shit huh? Hillary mentioned to me last June that "Be Eye" was almost up to "50 to 1" Volume 6....thats 300 Chicks folks ALONE in a series he compiled in roughly a 15 to 18 month span total....who knows if there are future volumes, but it seems like he'd run out of "teenage prostitutes" right quick! I mean, he must be scraping the "bottom of the tongue" finding girls, figuratively speaking.
I wonder if De bella and Seka will appear in "50 to 1" Volume 7: The OVER Fifty Fifty"
*da burg shudders* <SHUDDERS>
Hillary was pissed due tot he fact that Brandon shot many of these "quickie" scenes in the apartment/home that they shared when they were supposedly an item. On the nights Hillarity was out or away Brandon would "Sneak" the girls in, according to Hill, and in some of these cases he was NOT paying their agents, he was booking the girls direct. It reeked of Desperation Sex Addiction, especially when you think of ALL THE OTHER SHOOTS Brando was doing....Bakers Dzn; the last vestiges of a AGSOI; (cue lightning, thunder and the Count's voice from Sesame street) "Ten! Ten!, Ten Wonderful little piggies wearing gobs of my Splooge, aha aha ahahahaha! . The man is addicted to seeing his splooge land on the tongues of chicks, hold for 5 to 50 seconds with extended cum play, and then gulping/gobbling it down.
I wonder what kind of addiction you'd call this? Sex Addiction is too broad and unspecific...Addicted to Cum Play? He must visualize his splooge going in the mouth of EVERY woman he meets and interacts with on a daily basis, probably within the first 30 seconds of meeting her. I mean hey, I wait at least 5 minutes before imagining my dick inside the mouth of any chick I meet.
<more shudders>
Isnt he in Thailand right now? And I wonder what tidbits Melissa Lauren could share regarding B I? Mel, if you are out there, I'll trade you some extra strength Vicodin for some dirt on B I?
Speaking of "dirt", anyone catch the new show on FX starring Courtney Cox? I saw my first episode last night...it has put me back in the mood to be a porn pundit/journalist/commentator.
I never got to see hailey Young's scene with "Bee" "Aye" in her version of 50 to 1. I am sure it was hot like most Hailey scenes, but I wonder what happened after the scene? Did they fuck some more on Hillary's nice clean Sheets, next to the little wine collection they had in their bedroom that they shared (lol seriously, I had to see for myself and sure enough, in MANY of the scenes Brandon shot in the Couple's love nest, there is a little wine holder with a number of bottles on the floor next to the bed. Thats so harshly ANTI-Romantic from Hill's point of view, I actually now feel much synpathy for Hillary and would cook her a 4 course dinner if given the opportunity . Perhaps Sierra Sinn can impart some Ninja Vengeance for Hill and finally give B o's imposing-yet-infested FUCK POLE/Cream dispenser a ninja chop. Make sure she wears gloves though.
Sierra Screams a blood curdling ninja yawk and does her super Ninja Spin move followed by.....
"Ninja Chop!!! ninja chop ninja chop ninja chop...."
Hillary and her wife Leah Luv look on and go "ewwwwww" in Unison....Chico Travieso, Sierra's Coach and Manager uses a new fangled dog poop scooper to collect the penile remains of BI and incinerates it in the back yard of his posh San Pedro Beach House.
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#223106 - 02/16/07 12:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Brandon should offer the now useless Brandonmobile to windsock to relieve our young friend of his automobile debt. I'm sure all the folks at the warehouse would get a kick out of the Platinum X graphics complete with bukkake air freshener and windsock's hurried explanation would be priceless.
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#223107 - 02/16/07 01:03 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/15/06
Posts: 21
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Brandon should offer the now useless Brandonmobile to windsock to relieve our young friend of his automobile debt. I'm sure all the folks at the warehouse would get a kick out of the Platinum X graphics complete with bukkake air freshener and windsock's hurried explanation would be priceless.
Another moronic post by the King.
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#223111 - 02/16/07 11:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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I hope this review helped expedite the decision-making process.
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#223112 - 02/16/07 02:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Sierra Screams a blood curdling ninja yawk and does her super Ninja Spin move followed by.....
"Ninja Chop!!! ninja chop ninja chop ninja chop...."
Hillary and her wife Leah Luv look on and go "ewwwwww" in Unison....Chico Travieso, Sierra's Coach and Manager uses a new fangled dog poop scooper to collect the penile remains of BI and incinerates it in the back yard of his posh San Pedro Beach House.
This is pure genius! Burg, you should make movies.
I wonder if there's animocity between Leah & Whor-lary? It didn't appear that she mentioned her as one of her "favorite friends" in a recent blog (myspace?). Instead, I think Sierra made the list. Does Leah hit the ganj, too, or ney?
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#223114 - 03/02/07 07:44 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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Its been confirmed at avn.com  Brandon Iron and Platinum X Split By: Nelson X Posted: 4:20 pm PST 3-2-2007 CHATSWORTH, Calif. - After four years of producing hardcore titles together, Platinum X Pictures and director/performer Brandon Iron have parted ways. "Brandon is a great guy and a tremendous director," said Platinum X founder David Joseph. "He's a very talented director, but Platinum X is going in a different direction right now and he's going in a different direction. We left very politely and we're on good terms. We wish him the best." Iron, however, feels differently about the split. "My feelings upon being terminated are best summed up by quoting Amy Ried from Baker's Dozen #8 when she said, "Oh shit! Fuck me!" said Iron. "Anyone with get-rich-quick schemes or directions to the blood bank, please e-mail me!" While at Platinum X, Iron directed such popular series as Baker's Dozen, 50 to 1, A Good Source of Iron, Photographic Mammaries, Ten Little Piggies, and the Ted Nugent-inspired title Intensities in 10 Cities.
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#223116 - 03/02/07 08:14 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3073
Loc: cleanup
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"Anyone with get-rich-quick schemes or directions to the blood bank, please e-mail me!"
Next he'll be wearing a sign that says "Will Work for Food."
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#223119 - 03/02/07 09:18 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Loc: cleanup
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#223121 - 03/05/07 10:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Would JM Productions take on Brandon Iron similar to Max Hardcore?
I'll go out on a limb here and say no.
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#223122 - 03/05/07 02:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Is PXP still producing videos or are they just selling out of their catalog? RLD has been pretty sick for a while and I wonder if there simply isn't any cash left to fund new production at PXP.
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