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#222951 - 02/15/07 12:30 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	HAHAHAHAHA
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#222952 - 02/15/07 12:30 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
gngbnggirl Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 12/15/06 Posts: 21	some girl who looks afraid of dicks _________________________ Quote: "Golden Years" were from about late 2002 to the end of 2003 when you could leave comments after his posts, except he didn't restrict who left comments, like that pussy Wankus does -- Willie D, porn's most cowardly censor
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#222953 - 02/15/07 12:39 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: some girl who looks afraid of dicks Hey vowel cancer, how's it goin'? _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#222954 - 02/15/07 05:04 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	Quote: I'm going to masturbate to this image shortly. It will be a springboard to a violent sexual fantasy in which I deposit all my impotent rage about being exploited by the auto industry today. It's not that I'll pretend anything as idiotic as this magnificent young female form will be symbolic of anything I feel demeaned by, no. It's simply that ancient trickle down effect. Beautiful women have a kind of schizophrenic placing in our cultural hierachy. They inhabit its summit as they ideal and bear the brunt of the enrage males frustration at the bottom when it is revealed that those ideals are vaporous/unavailable. _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#222955 - 02/15/07 07:39 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
gimmedat ADT regular Registered: 01/04/07 Posts: 14	stfu up and take it in the ass already
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#222956 - 02/15/07 07:51 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
nago Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/08/06 Posts: 219 Loc: Japan	Quote: Quote: after hearing about ceara's shit selling exploits, her sex appeal is nil to me. however, in the abstract, those are nice cans. I can forgive that, if for no other reason than those spectacular cans. then im not interested
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#222957 - 02/15/07 08:00 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
palmolive Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/27/06 Posts: 310 Loc: on the interstates of this gre...	is she pregnant? _________________________ You are soaking in it. - Madge
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#222958 - 02/15/07 11:31 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	No. Apparently she's just fat. _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#222959 - 02/15/07 11:35 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: No. Apparently she's just fat. Hyde, just admit it. You wish your ass could look that good in those panties.
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#222960 - 02/16/07 12:45 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: No. Apparently she's just fat. Hyde, just admit it. You wish your ass could look that good in those panties. Good putdown, 'cept the delayed reaction visualization it produces of William Hyde's ass in Pink Women's undergarments renders my flaccid penis Flaccid squared. Ceara is better than Viagra though so it is only temporary. Windsock, interesting post above....once again, what the hell are you doing welding american piece of shit cars together? You are more interesting and well spoken than I am as a writer...no one can do more with Angry Pistoning Peni Pounding Pussy as a written art form. For gods sake man, Help Yourself now....send me your resume. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#222961 - 02/16/07 01:45 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	For the love of God... shut up. _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#222962 - 02/16/07 09:27 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: For the love of God... shut up. William Hyde = Palmolive
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#222963 - 02/16/07 09:28 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: For the love of God... shut up. William Hyde = Palmolive Thanks CM, that's a load off my mind. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#222964 - 02/16/07 07:17 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: Just what I wanted for Valentine's Day... a fat girl in walmart granny-panties. Happy V-Day to you too xoxo Don't be an idiot about panties. I can't tolerate dudes that think anything that isn't a thong is designed for old ladies. Grannies don't wear hot pink, low-rise hip huggers with special seams sewn in specifically so they're riding your ass all day. You should have just called me fat. This statement by "Ms Bunny Bunnz": is absolutely brilliant when taken in the context of a comback response to a typical XPT putdown! Knockdown! I am going to pull an "Anna Nicholl Smith-Old Fucker Delusional Momentito" and change my will to leave Ceara a boatload of CASH she did absolutely NOTHING TO WARRANT OR DESERVE. . Ceara Lynch, today is YOUR DAY! Lightning has struck, Miracles are taking place, and YOU have in fact encountered something that is Too good to be true.... So dont fuck it up by asking too many questions or allowing cynical Jeff Mike to piss me off by poking it with a stick and telling me I am Sports Swami (I fuckin didnt even know who Sports Swami is/was UNTIL THIS PAST JANUARY from AEE!!!) HA! Ceara, go and Tell JEFFMike that you are "Really getting over on Burg now! Tell him you are using me like a 3 ply snot rag during cold and flu season!" I just hope I dont create a tax nightmare that haunts you the rest of your life. Hahahaha Too badddd! qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqquaaaaccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk! _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#222965 - 02/16/07 07:33 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	yo burg, this confused me: Quote: In The Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice Pit with Randolph & Mortimer Buying everything in sight so i googled it. am i to understand it is a reference to "trading places"?
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#222966 - 02/16/07 11:33 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: yo burg, this confused me: Quote: In The Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice Pit with Randolph & Mortimer Buying everything in sight so i googled it. am i to understand it is a reference to "trading places"? It is, check it out. John Landis, Dan Akroyd, and Eddie Murhpy in their heyday. My favorite scene is when Paul Gleason's "Clarence Beeks" leans back out of the payphone booth and tells the lady waiting impatiently to "fuck off". I can't explain it, I just laugh my ass off.
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#222967 - 02/17/07 12:26 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	_________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#222968 - 02/17/07 08:35 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	Wrong movie, Hyde. Attachments 214049-orange.jpg (14 downloads)
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#222969 - 02/17/07 08:49 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: yo burg, this confused me: Quote: In The Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice Pit with Randolph & Mortimer Buying everything in sight so i googled it. am i to understand it is a reference to "trading places"? It is, check it out. John Landis, Dan Akroyd, and Eddie Murhpy in their heyday. My favorite scene is when Paul Gleason's "Clarence Beeks" leans back out of the payphone booth and tells the lady waiting impatiently to "fuck off". I can't explain it, I just laugh my ass off. Jim Belushi's Scene towards the End is classic..."Ape? APE?!!? I am a gorilla you CLOWN!" "What? The Party's Over?!?!? Nooo, the Party's Just Getting Started!!!" (then Beaks nails him, and then the Gorilla nails beaks.) Later, Belushi appear's in his underwear back at the costume party "Hey! Hey, look what happened to me!!!" a _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#222970 - 02/17/07 08:56 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	Turn those machines baaack onnnnnnn....TURN THOSE MACHINES BAACK OOONNNNNN!!!!!
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#222971 - 02/17/07 12:11 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Everyone's forgetting the two most important aspects of that film. See attachment. Attachments 214069-jamieleec.jpg (84 downloads) _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#222972 - 02/17/07 01:39 PM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	Quote: Turn those machines baaack onnnnnnn....TURN THOSE MACHINES BAACK OOONNNNNN!!!!! "Get! The fuck! Out!" _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#222973 - 03/07/07 02:22 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Happy 3 weeks after Valentine's Day to you, Ceara! My gift to you is that I did NOT attach a pic of MY oiled butt in tight undies. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#222974 - 03/07/07 02:25 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Just what I wanted for Valentine's Day... a fat girl in walmart granny-panties. Die, Hyde. Die. You contribute nothing here. Return from whence you came ... Your film pic: "Play with the bull young man you get the horns!" - Principal Vernon, "The Breakfast Club" _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#222975 - 03/10/07 02:52 AM Re: Happy V-day, pervs
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	Quote: Quote: Just what I wanted for Valentine's Day... a fat girl in walmart granny-panties. Die, Hyde. Die. You contribute nothing here . Return from whence you came ... Your film pic: "Play with the bull young man you get the horns!" - Principal Vernon, "The Breakfast Club" Yes, I do. _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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