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#222885 - 02/13/07 02:56 PM Who's had this experience?!
DaBaddGuy Offline
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Registered: 02/07/07
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I was just wondering who has been on the set of one of these "Squirt" movies, like Reverse Bukkake, or Lesbian Bukkake.

I don't wanna sound like a "tool" or anything but was just wondering what its like? I would imagine its pretty rancid, but I could be wrong but, isn't all that "piss" just for the cameras? Someone clue me in!

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#222886 - 02/13/07 03:04 PM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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Haven't been on a full lesbian buke set, but I did do a shoot a couple of years ago when the girls just carried on. I was standing at the foot of this bed with another dude, shooting the shit, when one of the girls yelled "look out!"

We leapt out the way as a stream of 'squirt' shot out of this chick's pussy and sprayed just where we'd been standing.

I dodged a piss bullet that day. Didn't smell, though, because the girls were drinking water like crazy, so their ahem, 'squirt' was clear.

Welcome to XPT, btw.


Edited by Conky (02/13/07 03:05 PM)
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#222887 - 02/13/07 03:44 PM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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Hey thanx for the welcome!

I always wondered if thats what they did (drink gallons of water on set) to make it look like they were "squiritng"

Welp, I guess my bubble has been burst, I was kinda hoping that "squirting" was like when you were a kid and you believed in the easter bunny, santa claus, and you thought wrestling was real!!

SHIT!! ahhh, I still wouldn't mind being on set of a "squirt" shoot though, just to see for myself! I need hardcore evidence that its a Facad(sp) hehe

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#222888 - 02/13/07 05:33 PM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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Squirting is real but not every girl who "squirts" is really squirting.
As a cameraman, I have had the opportunity (quite a few times) to experience it up close and personal.

Real squirters, like Nicki Hunter, shoot a clear warm stream that smells like sex and tastes like pussy.

Fake squirters, while still clear and warm, smell like urine and taste like urine.

There are far more fake squirters than real ones, but the real ones do exist.
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#222889 - 02/13/07 05:48 PM Re: Who's had this experience?!
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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Squirting is real but not every girl who "squirts" is really squirting.
As a cameraman, I have had the opportunity (quite a few times) to experience it up close and personal.

Real squirters, like Nicki Hunter, shoot a clear warm stream that smells like sex and tastes like pussy.

Fake squirters, while still clear and warm, smell like urine and taste like urine.

There are far more fake squirters than real ones, but the real ones do exist.


okay, so i'm just asking, if it's REAL, what IS it (the "squirt"), where is it coming from, and what makes it happen? and how come any medical professional will deny the possibility of "real" squirting? i'm not just being difficult, btw.
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#222890 - 02/13/07 06:22 PM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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What a fucking joke. LOL

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#222891 - 02/13/07 06:27 PM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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Do ya suppose that Phinneas T. Barnum came up with the notion of selling the rubes on "squirting"?

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#222892 - 02/13/07 06:33 PM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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What a fucking joke. LOL






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#222893 - 02/14/07 07:50 AM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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Registered: 01/19/07
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Fundamental Law of Porn #24 - Squirt is pee

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#222894 - 02/14/07 08:31 AM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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What a fucking joke. LOL


Hey Gen, can I "squirt" on you?
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#222895 - 02/14/07 09:25 AM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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No, you can't. I like a direct stream of urine in my mouth or anywhere on me please. Squirting causes majority of the urine to go everywhere but where it should be so it all goes to waste. Thank you very much.


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#222896 - 02/14/07 09:51 AM Re: Who's had this experience?!
DaBaddGuy Offline
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What a fucking joke. LOL




Hey, Gen, whats a joke, the question that i posed? Or the whole "squirting" thing. Whats YOUR view on the whole thing? You ever "squirted" during sex?
I'm just the CURIOUS new guy round here.
I mean I pretty much know that in some instances squirting is "real" but was just wondering about in the "Industry" how much of what we see on camera is authentic, thats all.

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#222897 - 02/14/07 10:01 AM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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Hey Gen, can I "squirt" on you?




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No, you can't.





Not that anyone elser but me cares but I laugh aloud. Laughter causes a euphoria of kind. You want to share it with people you feel close to and care about. I fel that way for you peoplr.

We got like 8 inches of snow here. I called of work and I'mn drinking. God bless the Temparate Zone.
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#222898 - 02/14/07 10:04 AM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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Hey Gen, can I "squirt" on you?




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No, you can't.





Not that anyone elser but me cares but I laugh aloud. Laughter causes a euphoria of kind. You want to share it with people you feel close to and care about. I fel that way for you peoplr.

We got like 8 inches of snow here. I called of work and I'mn drinking. God bless the Temparate Zone.




We got about 8" or so here too... half of the company called off. Doesn't even look like the snowplows even touched the roads either. I must be the only son-of-a-bitch in Western PA that has an SUV without 4 wheel drive!!!! Grrr...


*To get back to the topic, squirting is most definitely piss in my book. Carry on.*


Edited by thevodguy (02/14/07 10:05 AM)
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#222899 - 02/14/07 05:39 PM Re: Who's had this experience?!
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Quote:

Quote:

Squirting is real but not every girl who "squirts" is really squirting.
As a cameraman, I have had the opportunity (quite a few times) to experience it up close and personal.

Real squirters, like Nicki Hunter, shoot a clear warm stream that smells like sex and tastes like pussy.

Fake squirters, while still clear and warm, smell like urine and taste like urine.

There are far more fake squirters than real ones, but the real ones do exist.


okay, so i'm just asking, if it's REAL, what IS it (the "squirt"), where is it coming from, and what makes it happen? and how come any medical professional will deny the possibility of "real" squirting? i'm not just being difficult, btw.




I saw on cable TV where two sisters, an MD and a psychiatrist (Berman and Berman?), have a sex information show. Once they investigated a woman who claimed to squirt, and lab tests showed that it was mostly a substance other than urine. It is real in some cases, I think the MD guessed it was from a small gland she knew about.

I used to make a prostitute in Panama squirt by licking her clit, it was definitetly not piss. Ah, the good old days...

Neither of these were anywhere near the volume seen in the recent movies, I got just about a half teaspoon out of old Gloria.

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#222900 - 02/14/07 05:55 PM Re: Who's had this experience?!
Gigi Offline
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the MD guessed it was from a small gland she knew about.




a "small gland she knew about?" huh?
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