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#222520 - 02/12/07 02:06 AM Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Enjoy the fresh air!! Tony can rest the counters! I return when I return. Dread can set in about a week ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#222521 - 02/12/07 10:53 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Does that mean it's safe to come out? _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#222522 - 02/12/07 11:17 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	You're leaving? Whose going to do the Weekly reviews? _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#222523 - 02/12/07 11:19 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: You're leaving? Whose going to do the Weekly reviews? He's on vacation, The Fatman shall return! _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#222524 - 02/13/07 09:50 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	The XPT Week in Review is genius, but I'm willing to forsake it in return for Fatman off the board FOREVER. You suck, Fatman. You're boring and totally the Cliff Claven of Xpt. You're a bigger attention whore than a girl. Please, dear God, no more nonsense ramblings from this Crisco huffing pig. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#222525 - 02/13/07 10:13 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Looking at those crackers just made me really hungry. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#222526 - 02/13/07 10:19 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: The XPT Week in Review is genius, but I'm willing to forsake it in return for Fatman off the board FOREVER. You suck, Fatman. You're boring and totally the Cliff Claven of Xpt. You're a bigger attention whore than a girl. Please, dear God, no more nonsense ramblings from this Crisco huffing pig. Ouch, that's harsh Gia! Who knew that "mean" came in such a nice wrapper? _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#222527 - 02/13/07 11:39 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: You suck, Fatman. You're boring and totally the Cliff Claven of Xpt. You're a bigger attention whore than a girl. Please, dear God, no more nonsense ramblings from this Crisco huffing pig.
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#222528 - 02/13/07 12:05 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: The XPT Week in Review is genius, but I'm willing to forsake it in return for Fatman off the board FOREVER. You suck, Fatman. You're boring and totally the Cliff Claven of Xpt. You're a bigger attention whore than a girl. Please, dear God, no more nonsense ramblings from this Crisco huffing pig. +1 -Sorry, but that guy is the personification of an ADT creep.
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#222529 - 02/13/07 01:45 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Cliff Claven. Very perceptive and I wouldn't have thought of it in a dozen lifetimes. I believe that every group needs a Cliff Claven and hope The Fatman returns.
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#222530 - 02/13/07 01:47 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Does that make BIFF Norm Peterson? Do we all have to yell, "BIFF!" whenever he posts now? Just trying to get the rules down. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#222531 - 02/13/07 01:55 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	can i be carla, the slutty one with all the kids? _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#222532 - 02/13/07 01:58 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Don't ask me. I'm Coach, so I'm completely fucking senile. Are you Sam? Did you just piss my pants? [unhijack] We now return you to our regular Fatty hating programs [/unhijack] _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#222533 - 02/13/07 03:24 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Bye fatty!
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#222534 - 02/13/07 03:26 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	Hey, Sierra. How's it goin? _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#222535 - 02/13/07 03:27 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	Quote: can i be carla, the slutty one with all the kids? I picture Padova more as Carla.You, my GG, get to be Kirstie Ally: the coked out years. Pornlaw gets to be Diane. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#222536 - 02/13/07 03:29 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Al Snow w/ Head Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/26/05 Posts: 319 Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown	Quote: The XPT Week in Review is genius, but I'm willing to forsake it in return for Fatman off the board FOREVER. You suck, Fatman. You're boring and totally the Cliff Claven of Xpt. You're a bigger attention whore than a girl. Please, dear God, no more nonsense ramblings from this Crisco huffing pig. Yeah, I didn't really care for the guy. He kinda just showed up and took it upon himself to make himself a main eventer around here rather than be handed the baton. This place has sucked lately with the departure of some, and the frequent posting of others.
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#222537 - 02/13/07 03:31 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: Hey, Sierra. How's it goin? That's Clara to you, you fucking drunk
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#222538 - 02/13/07 03:36 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: The XPT Week in Review is genius, but I'm willing to forsake it in return for Fatman off the board FOREVER. You suck, Fatman. You're boring and totally the Cliff Claven of Xpt. You're a bigger attention whore than a girl. Please, dear God, no more nonsense ramblings from this Crisco huffing pig. It's good Fatman has a thick skin. If a beautiful woman cut me down like that, I'm enough of a pussy to let it bring me to tears. Come to think of it, it's happened. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#222539 - 02/13/07 03:42 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Quote: This place has sucked lately with the departure of some, and the frequent posting of others. Board, please accept this apology . My two cents on Fatty: I kinda like the guy. Could be mildly annoying, but has his moments. Honestly, I don't see much difference in his thread derailing posts and GG's(no offense meant by that). Other than the fact that Fatty posted about 30 times more a day than GG and didn't have some right-wing, highly opinionated nut constantly talk about holding him as a personal love slave in an "anal lab"(now, that would have really been creepy), I don't see much difference in what the two did. Again, I really have nothing against either of them. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#222540 - 02/13/07 03:48 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	It's true that FatMan had a little too much time, baby oil and semen on his hands, but I had no idea he was so despised on this board. It's a little disappointing that so many would come out of the closet, as it were, to attack him only after he left the board. _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#222541 - 02/13/07 03:53 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Fatman is a little prolix, this must be admitted. Nevertheless, now that james and monkey are gone and h2c MIA, he does suck up a certain amount of slack. I'll give him 4 out of 5 stars. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#222542 - 02/13/07 04:23 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Conky like angry fattie. Angry fattie make Conky laugh. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#222543 - 02/13/07 05:52 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
MsSwift Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/06/06 Posts: 83	who the fuck is the Fatman? _________________________ In the car I opened it up. It was dolce far niente. Again! - Loopnode
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#222544 - 02/13/07 06:44 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
lee_11 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 125	Great.............I guess this makes me Woody Boyd.
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#222545 - 02/14/07 11:38 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: The XPT Week in Review is genius, but I'm willing to forsake it in return for Fatman off the board FOREVER. You suck, Fatman. You're boring and totally the Cliff Claven of Xpt. You're a bigger attention whore than a girl. Please, dear God, no more nonsense ramblings from this Crisco huffing pig. Thank you. That has to cut deeper than anything the rest of us could have said. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#222546 - 02/15/07 04:58 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: The XPT Week in Review is genius, but I'm willing to forsake it in return for Fatman off the board FOREVER. You suck, Fatman. You're boring and totally the Cliff Claven of Xpt. You're a bigger attention whore than a girl. Please, dear God, no more nonsense ramblings from this Crisco huffing pig. +1 Crisco huffing
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#222547 - 02/17/07 06:45 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Fatman is a little prolix, this must be admitted. Nevertheless, now that james and monkey are gone and h2c MIA, he does suck up a certain amount of slack. I'll give him 4 out of 5 stars. Agreed. He's also picking up the Phlogiston slack. Certainly, Fatty shouldn't respond to EVERY thread, but without him, XPT would be missing a provocateur to keep things humming. Re "Cheers", no one has claimed Frazier; therefore, I'm Frazier. _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#222548 - 02/18/07 06:50 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: Agreed. He's also picking up the Phlogiston slack. Certainly, Fatty shouldn't respond to EVERY thread, but without him, XPT would be missing a provocateur to keep things humming. We do need a few volume posters to keep things ticking along, but when they post 90% pure drivel it's counterproductive. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#222549 - 03/07/07 03:19 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	You suck, Fatman. You're boring and totally the Cliff Claven of Xpt. You're a bigger attention whore than a girl. Please, dear God, no more nonsense ramblings from this Crisco huffing pig. I've never been called an attention whore before! Thx!! I don't believe I've ever had Crisco - my mom never used it. It's like "icky" white stuff in a can. Is it used like lard? Never used that either. I would guess it would be more accurate to call me a "schmaltz" huffing buffalo - [pigs aren't kosher]. Wiki entry on Schmaltz Buy some kosher Buffalo!! GG: Can I be Carla, the slutty one with all the kids? A bit of type-casting, no? Zenman: It's good Fatman has a thick skin. If a beautiful woman cut me down like that, I'm enough of a pussy to let it bring me to tears. Part of Schizoid Personality Disorder: Indifferent to the praise or criticism of others. Ivor Biggun: We do need a few volume posters to keep things ticking along, but when they post 90% pure drivel it's counterproductive. Isn't there some rotting part of ye olde Empire you need to be defending? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#222550 - 03/07/07 09:29 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: GG: Can I be Carla, the slutty one with all the kids? A bit of type-casting, no? Quote: typecast? perhaps. kind of like YOU now that you are considered an xpt "chronic masturbator." j/k. besides, apparently cum stains designated me as kirstie alley's "rebecca howe". _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#222551 - 03/07/07 11:52 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: typecast? perhaps. kind of like YOU now that you are considered an xpt "chronic masturbator." Tagged me exactly. I downloaded 8Gb of porn this weekend. I'm obsessed with this Maggie Gyllenhaal looking russian brunette having impromptu sex in an apartment block stairwell. And, I love Casey Parker's scene with Roxy in Casey's Boulder bedroom so much I haven't even gotten to watch Mia's WhoreCraft #2 scene I've been dying to see. {I found/downloaded WhoreCraft chapters 1 - 5). _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#222552 - 03/07/07 12:11 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Tagged me exactly. I downloaded 8Gb of porn this weekend. I'm obsessed with this Maggie Gyllenhaal looking russian brunette having impromptu sex in an apartment block stairwell. And, I love Casey Parker's scene with Roxy in Casey's Boulder bedroom so much I haven't even gotten to watch Mia's WhoreCraft #2 scene I've been dying to see. {I found/downloaded WhoreCraft chapters 1 - 5). How do you ever find time to watch it all? Do you have more than one computer- one for downloading and one for burning and one for watching porn? Do you run dual cable modems or are you on a T-1 connection or what? There was a former poster here who shared some information on duplicating equipment but I can't find the link.
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#222553 - 03/07/07 12:17 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Tagged me exactly. I downloaded 8Gb of porn this weekend. I'm obsessed with this Maggie Gyllenhaal looking russian brunette having impromptu sex in an apartment block stairwell. And, I love Casey Parker's scene with Roxy in Casey's Boulder bedroom so much I haven't even gotten to watch Mia's WhoreCraft #2 scene I've been dying to see. {I found/downloaded WhoreCraft chapters 1 - 5). THIEF!!!!!
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#222554 - 03/07/07 12:59 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
TMonty Internet Tough Guy Registered: 09/05/06 Posts: 769	Quote: And, I love Casey Parker's scene with Roxy in Casey's Boulder bedroom so much I haven't even gotten to watch Mia's WhoreCraft #2 scene I've been dying to see. {I found/downloaded WhoreCraft chapters 1 - 5). Seriously, why do watch this stuff anyway? Didn't you post that you can't get it up due to medication? _________________________ ~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
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#222555 - 03/07/07 04:51 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Didn't you post that you can't get it up due to medication? Nope. I often have major difficulty achieving orgasm because of the meds. Different, but still no "picnic". _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#222556 - 03/08/07 06:51 AM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Dick Head AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 505	Quote: Quote: Didn't you post that you can't get it up due to medication? Nope. I often have major difficulty achieving orgasm because of the meds. Different, but still no "picnic". TMI! _________________________
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#222557 - 03/08/07 09:46 PM Re: Ms. Swift: The Board is now "FatFree"
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Quote: Didn't you post that you can't get it up due to medication? Nope. I often have major difficulty achieving orgasm because of the meds. Different, but still no "picnic". Allow me to offer you, a thin "wa-fer" of porn... Attachments 217793-tmol01.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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