My buddies and I met you at the AVA convention in Las Vegas and you told us how to submit ideas for a porn if we had any.
My Idea.
The title:
The Great Outdoors for Un expecting Whores.
The story line is going to follow the premise of this old joke that goes like this.
A dad takes his son to the woods for his first hunting trip for Big Bear. And every time the kid shoots at the bear he not only misses, but the bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "You just tried to shoot me, so now I am going to have to fuck you in the ass." Long story short the boy keeps trying different/more powerful guns and keeps missing the bear and the bear in hand keeps on pounding his ass. The punch line for the joke is the bear finally saying to the boy, "You aint out here for the hunting anymore are you?"
How to turn the joke into our story line?
To answer your fist question. No I am not into gay porn and this isn't the pitch. Instead of a dad and son it will be a dad and daughter going out hunting first time. When she misses her first bear you'll see a guy dressed up in a bear suit (Hopefully Otto) tap her on the shoulder and say what the bear says. So this ol hillbilly in the bear suit drags up this young (un expecting) girl to this wood cabin in the woods to the most inbreeded/redneck family you have ever seen. And they commence to tying up the young miss with bull whips, mounting her on horse saddles, spanking her with frying pans, horse whips and on and on. Meanwhile while daughter is getting the reaming of her life the dad gets hog tied to a deer stand out in the woods and tormented by savage bush women. Low and behold the daughter is liking this hunting thing and asks her dad if she can bring a friend next time out hunting.Her friend shoots, misses and the bear says, "You two are not up here for the hunting are ya?" They just smile and follow the bear back to the cabin.
This time the rednecks go all out. Spanking them with frying pans with grease from freshly cooked bacon, having them mounted on specialty mounts with apples in their mouths, the abuse and fucking go on and on.. Maybe this time they make the dad watch? Who knows. Long story short after three or four scenes of good ol timing erotica in the woods dad can't figure out why they keep missing the bear, so he gives it a shot. The movie ends by the dad trying to shoot the bear himself. He misses the bear and when the bear taps him on the shoulder dad turns around and smiles. The ear knocks him out and drags him up to the cabin to show him his mounted daughter and daughter's friend. The finale scene is Ashley Blue saying now on your knees dad and squeal like a pig!!!
Bottom line point is that there are plenty of redneck fans of porn.My buddies and I can pull off the authenticity of this porno if JM wants to pursue it. Hell, my buddy has an old log cabin way back in the woods to shoot some scenes in the movie. We grew up in the outdoors up here and are big fans of JM. I would really like to talk to the team about a possible venture to pursue this film.
bigfish197205@yahoo.com PS Ashley, you are better looking in person than on film.
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