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#221005 - 02/06/07 11:04 PM Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someone?
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What better time to cheat on your wife than when she has cancer?

What better time to beat your kid than when you are angry?


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#221006 - 02/06/07 11:11 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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You're a fucking asshole, luke. I'm the king of assholes and you got me beat. Fuck you.

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#221007 - 02/06/07 11:13 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Just in the nick of time.

Hi, CM.

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#221008 - 02/06/07 11:15 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Luke, what is making you so catty tonight?
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#221009 - 02/06/07 11:17 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Luke, i have never thought lower of you. Honestly, you have finally revealed your true face.

not to mention a liar...
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I don't know much about drunks and druggies because I never had any as friends until Holly.




YOUR AUSTRAILIAN!!!! I have many friends from the Land Down Under and an unabated love of Vegemite... despite now having to be a smuggler to eat it. But seriously... EVERY Aussie i know is a functioning Alcoholic... and they are proud of it, its like a sign of national pride.
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#221010 - 02/06/07 11:17 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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You're a fucking asshole, luke. I'm the king of assholes and you got me beat. Fuck you.




Sup CM.
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#221011 - 02/06/07 11:20 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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...what is stranger, this thread being in the Monkey Cage and generating universal sympathy and support or that Fatty hasn't chimed in yet?




No, you aren't the first to notice this. XPT has clearly spoken in her favor. Holly admitted her failings and checked into rehab, placing sobriety ahead of her career. You might want to get a clue. Then again, if you're posting out of bitterness and a broken heart, maybe it's you we should be mocking. It has been over a year, does she still have your balls in a sack?

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#221012 - 02/06/07 11:22 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Fucking prick. Way to burn the last bridge you had, stupid dork.

And yeah, I've archived your page, you don't get away with just deleting this.



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#221013 - 02/06/07 11:23 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Who fucking cares who fucking thinks lower than who. No one fucking cares. People are at XPT mainly to read bullshit drama, rumors, gossip and whatever filth this land has to offer. Other than that, the rest is just there when the main shit isn't around. Obviously Luke doesn't give a fucking shit otherwise he wouldn't have done/said all that he did. And if he did he would have said something by now. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!



At least Holly is taking care of herself and continues to take care of herself that's all that matters.

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#221014 - 02/06/07 11:25 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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seriously... EVERY Aussie i know is a functioning Alcoholic... and they are proud of it, its like a sign of national pride.




This is like saying that every Frenchman has high cholesterol because of all the damn cheese and butter they eat. But in reality not all of them do. Come on now.

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#221015 - 02/06/07 11:25 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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And don't backpeddle by saying you were talking about Lindsay Lohan.
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#221016 - 02/06/07 11:27 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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C'mon, keep it rolling Luke. God forbid a callous and hurtful thread should thrive in the Monkey Cage.

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#221017 - 02/06/07 11:33 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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C'mon, keep it rolling Luke. God forbid a callous and hurtful thread should thrive in the Monkey Cage.



There is a picture waiting to be posted, Captain Floof.

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#221018 - 02/07/07 12:10 AM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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A better reason/time to mock someone is for NOT going to rehab.

A person making an honest attempt to alter wrong decisions/actions is to be supported.

Shame on you, sir. Shame.
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#221019 - 02/07/07 01:23 AM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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A better reason/time to mock someone is for NOT going to rehab.

A person making an honest attempt to alter wrong decisions/actions is to be supported.

Shame on you, sir. Shame.




I think Luke is astoundingly complacent and self-righteous for somebody who failed miserably when he tried to change his life a few years ago.
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#221020 - 02/07/07 03:42 AM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Well, it looks like Luke is finally being honest with himself, us and Holly about what really makes him tick, and the sense of self-righteousness that blankets him like smog.

One single line on your post on LiB says it all for me, Luke:

"I don't believe that people are biologically compelled to hurt others needlessly, to drink to excess, to take drugs, and to have gay sex. I believe we have free will and we are responsible for our choices."

If you truly believe that, Luke, then you're in more trouble than I could possibly have imagined, and need our support far more than Holly. You're borderline Tom Cruise with that little gem, Luke. Brain chemistry playing no part there at all, huh?

I suggest self-loathing and push-ups. A lot of them.
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#221021 - 02/07/07 04:48 AM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Ok, guys.. pardon me for a minute... i am gonna explode if i dont get this out of my system.


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Reading this supportive thread about Holly Randall's entry into rehab on the normally vicious Monkey Cage nauseated me.

Yes, I only want good things for Holly, and I am glad she's getting support at this time of crisis, but if you don't give a damn about Holly, what better time can there be to mock her?

I'm tired of this sacred hands-off approach to drunks and other addicts who go into rehab and start twelve-stepping.





OK, how about this... What better time to support someone than when they have decided to right the things wrong in their lives. What better time to support them than when they need it most, they are struggling through something difficult, and the support of others can be very beneficial to getting them through it and helping them to recover.

Despite the general tone of XPT, and the monkey cage... I take the view that these are not all terrible people here. Just people who fuck around behind a keyboard. I have had several pissing matches with people here, while PM'ing back and forth about how funny it is.

Seriously Luke, instead of nauseating you it should reaffirm your faith in humanity to see that even the "dregs of society" perverts who post here have human compassion (which you seem to lack) and can support someone when they need it rather than tear them down.


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What better reason is there to make fun of someone than that they can't control themselves? If someone spent hours a day on a computer masturbating to porn, wouldn't it be right to make fun of them? Isn't "wanker" or "fag" a frequent put down because people realize there is good reason to stigmatize masturbation and buggery? If someone masturbates in public, shouldn't they be mocked? If a pornographer (or porn journalist or porn lawyer etc) keeps hitting on talent half his age, isn't that worthy of mockery?




So, because some people find something right to stigmatize.. it IS right? So i suppose you are saying the oppression of the jews was right because it was socially accepted that they were evil? Or that enslavement of blacks was right because it was socially accepted because they were lesser beings?
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Yes, making fun of people is not nice, but if you are going to mock someone, it is better to do it for their moral failings than for things they can't help (such as their looks or intelligence).




How about this, you are someone who preaches about moral failings yet you sit amongst the filth you supposedly hate. You surround yourself by it because you love it, even though you pretend to loathe it. You love looking at porn girls, you get a rush from feeling you have "defiled" yourself. You look for dirt and stories and gossip... sometimes for no other reason that to start shit. You love causing strife. You profit from what you claim to loathe.

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I don't believe that people are biologically compelled to hurt others needlessly, to drink to excess, to take drugs, and to have gay sex. I believe we have free will and we are responsible for our choices.




What conky said here is right on... If you do not believe that... well... your a sociopath anyway, you thrive off of hurting people who you deem as unclean.
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I'm sick of hearing that people are born gay. Yes, it may be true, but then every man is born a sexual predator, a rapist and an adulterer. It is not natural to men to restrict their sexual expression to their spouse just as it is not natural for some men to restrict their sexual expression to the opposite sex.




Oh wow, your ignorance is in a dimension on par with the Ted Haggards of the world. Genetic dispostions are genetic dispositions, people cannot help that fact. I had many gay friends growing up... and NONE of them "chose" to be that way, and they could never "choose" not to be that way, people who do that tend to have high suicide rates... look it up.

Though you reveal more about yourself in this next paragraph than i think even you are capable of comprehending.

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So big deal. I no more feel sorry for the homo who can't screw around with the lads than I do for the 50-year old married man who's sad he can't bang high school girls.

I'm sad when I can't bang some delicious 16-year old girl but I don't whinge about society repressing me.




Creepy Luke.
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I'm not claiming I am better than a drunk or a druggie or a poofter. I overflow with disgusting urges. I yearn for attention (though I'd prefer to call it 'recognition'). I am lazy. I am callous. I am selfish. I allow my sexual urges to overcome my good sense.



At least you espouse a tiny bit of honesty here... for once.

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In high school, I developed a gambling addiction.




from much of the shit i've seen spew forth from your mouth... that hasn't changed much.

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But in the end, it is up to me to do the right thing.


the whole industry wishes you would... *insert emoticon of your choice here*

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While all of us have genetic predispositions towards destruction, in the final analysis, it is up to our free will.

There is a Judge and there will be Judgment.




David Berkowitz, meet Luke Ford. Luke Ford, meet David Berkowitz.

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Aside from the minority of people who are just born happy, I don't understand how people can be happy without organized religion.




Its called knowing right and wrong in your heart and not needing a big man in the sky to tell you what to do. I prefer philosophies myself. Despite my whole "satanic" image i had.... I have been a Daoist since i was 16yrs old... its very freeing. If you NEED an invisible hand in the sky to smack you around... you lack self control... not I.
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I don't know much about drunks and druggies because I never had any as friends until Holly. But being with someone who'd never been inside a church or synagogue, I realized the things that religion gives that I had taken for granted:


Like lack of self reliance, feelings of servitude, denial of human nature, resistance to progress, wars, violence, greed, increased perversity... honestly if we were to tally up secondary effects on a more honest scale i think you would more cities supporting their local porno shop and protesting that filthy church that just moved in.
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* It instills discipline because you have to constantly deny yourself for God/community/etc.




How about instilling self discipline and doing things because YOU think it is right to, not because you have to be told to.
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* It provides you with community to monitor your behavior. It is a lot easier to convince yourself that what you are doing is OK than to convince your religious community (Dennis Prager).




how about the human race... there is a community. What about a secular organization of people, government works.
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* It gives you purpose. It gives you tons of things to do when you get up in the morning. (One reason that evangelical Christians devote so much time to proselytizing is that their religion lacks rituals and thus they have nothing better to do with themselves than bother people.)




I don't need anyone else purpose, i have my own. I cultivate myself because i know it is good for my goals and purposes. I work in my community because it benefits society for me to. I don't need GOD to tell me to do this.
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* It provides the accumulated wisdom of thousands of years of a tradition. There have been a lot of smart rabbis who know more about life than I do. I learn from them.


There are ways of doing that outside of religion. Tradition does not necessarily have to be religious. Traditions passed down through family are much better anyway.
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* It provides structure. Religion dictates that you must set aside time for fun, for study, for family, for community, for work (not only do the Ten Commandments say you must rest one day a week, they command that we work six days a week).



Once again... if you cannot structure your own life... It is called being responsible and reliant for and on one's self.

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* It provides rituals which give life rhthym and depth. A week without a Sabbath is like music without climax and poetry without meter.




It might be that way for you..... but for some of us we prefer to rest when we feel like resting.


and no... not everyone "chooses to be addicts". Sometimes your doctor prescribes you something to help you and you end up addicted to it. Especially painful if it is something that can kill you if you go into withdrawal... like Benzo's.


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#221022 - 02/07/07 05:10 AM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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I don't see that Luck has absorbed much of the thousands of years of wisdom, he is just a shithead mocking his ex GF.

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#221023 - 02/07/07 08:10 AM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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seriously... EVERY Aussie i know is a functioning Alcoholic... and they are proud of it, its like a sign of national pride.




This is like saying that every Frenchman has high cholesterol because of all the damn cheese and butter they eat. But in reality not all of them do. Come on now.




Gen, are you saying that all Italians aren't actually in the mafia?!?!

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#221024 - 02/07/07 08:38 AM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Quote:

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seriously... EVERY Aussie i know is a functioning Alcoholic... and they are proud of it, its like a sign of national pride.




This is like saying that every Frenchman has high cholesterol because of all the damn cheese and butter they eat. But in reality not all of them do. Come on now.




Gen, are you saying that all Italians aren't actually in the mafia?!?!




Or that all whores don't lie?
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#221025 - 02/07/07 08:54 AM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Very well put Rob. Luke's a real angry, fucking cock isn't he?

Yo Luke, from what i've been reading here it sounds like you really hate the industry... so here's a simple idea, fucking leave it. Porn doesn't need another borderline psychotic, whiny little, porn reviewing bitch, we have plenty already.

Please take your mopey, emo ass to another board.... I hear Fall Out Boy has a few good ones.

<- Puke Bored crying about being dumped
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#221026 - 02/07/07 08:58 AM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Holly deserves the respect and doesn't deserve this thread. Someone needs to hijack it. *sigh*

Fox... wanna take it outside and settle this or do you wanna play this my way?

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#221027 - 02/07/07 09:01 AM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Holly deserves the respect and doesn't deserve this thread. Someone needs to hijack it. *sigh*

Fox... wanna take it outside and settle this or do you wanna play this my way?




That may be true, but I think she'll appreaciate the support she's getting.

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#221028 - 02/07/07 09:05 AM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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HIJACK!

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#221029 - 02/07/07 09:46 AM PATHETIC HIJACK ATTEMPT #2
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I have concluded my investigation and found that ben lives in a box, not a cage.



Since he may pass his herpes on to otherwise pure, unsuspecting super-cute fuzzy bunnies, he needs to be consigned to a escape-proof cage.

Someone please step up and purchase the cage on Ceara's wish list to solve this menace to leporid health once and for all.



For the record and appropriate tracking, I have reported ben's overt racism to the FDL [Feline Defamation League].

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#221030 - 02/07/07 10:00 AM Re: PATHETIC HIJACK ATTEMPT #2
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Where's the Dr Pornz spam alert when I need it?
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#221031 - 02/07/07 10:23 AM Re: PATHETIC HIJACK ATTEMPT #2
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Where's the Dr Pornz spam alert when I need it?




In Dayton OH in thermals, fannels and sweats ... he thinks you stole his sweater.
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#221032 - 02/07/07 11:13 AM Re: PATHETIC HIJACK ATTEMPT #2
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here ya go


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#221033 - 02/07/07 03:13 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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You're a fucking asshole, luke. I'm the king of assholes and you got me beat. Fuck you.




Come out of retirement to express vacuous moral outrage? How embearrassing for you. Cry it out, fanboy.
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#221034 - 02/07/07 03:17 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Thjis is the greatest thread ever on this discontigiloyus toilet.
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#221035 - 02/07/07 04:55 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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What was really shameful about he Holly thread was that it was rife with the fanboyishness that we slam ADT for all time. If it had been Gypsy, we'd have counseled suicide.



P.S. I sent her a get well PM so I'm not claiming to be above it all.
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#221036 - 02/07/07 05:55 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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You're a fucking asshole, luke. I'm the king of assholes and you got me beat. Fuck you




Windsock
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Come out of retirement to express vacuous moral outrage? How embearrassing for you. Cry it out, fanboy.




Windy is the most dangerous poster on this board.
Recognize..
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#221037 - 02/07/07 06:39 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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I just read his post and called him about it. What's funny is that he sounded shocked that I was angry.

Luke, you've burned the very last bridge. I will NEVER consider you a friend again, I will NEVER sympathize with you again, and I will NEVER consider your well-being or wish for your happiness again. You've truly driven away possibly one of the only people in the industry who ever honestly gave a shit about you, who ever defended you, and who ever dared to call you their friend. You are one of the most judgemental people I have ever met, and what's funny is that you are the last person on the planet who has the right to be. Go wallow in your own misery alone, you fuck.

Everyone else, thank you so much, I love you all. I think that perhaps the support I get is from the basic human recognition that we all have flaws, and that we all make mistakes. I was willing to admit them and seek help to correct them. I have met some of the most amazing, selfless and generous people in this program-- those who seek to help others before they help themselves. I can only pray that I, too, will one day be like these people, and give back to those who have given me so much comfort, love, and hope.
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#221038 - 02/07/07 06:45 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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[shamelessfanboymode]Anything for you sweetie-pie. [/shamelessfanboymode]
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#221039 - 02/07/07 07:06 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Holly
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I just read his post and called him about it. What's funny is that he sounded shocked that I was angry.

Luke, you've burned the very last bridge. I will NEVER consider you a friend again, I will NEVER sympathize with you again, and I will NEVER consider your well-being or wish for your happiness again. You've truly driven away possibly one of the only people in the industry who ever honestly gave a shit about you, who ever defended you, and who ever dared to call you their friend. You are one of the most judgemental people I have ever met, and what's funny is that you are the last person on the planet who has the right to be. Go wallow in your own misery alone, you fuck.

Everyone else, thank you so much, I love you all. I think that perhaps the support I get is from the basic human recognition that we all have flaws, and that we all make mistakes. I was willing to admit them and seek help to correct them. I have met some of the most amazing, selfless and generous people in this program-- those who seek to help others before they help themselves. I can only pray that I, too, will one day be like these people, and give back to those who have given me so much comfort, love, and hope.




Post his fucken phone number and home address.. Think about it Holly.He brought the personnal shit onto here..So what if a random guy shows up at his door late some night with a Glock 20 and a few bad intentions..?? Just sayin. It could happen to anyone.
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#221040 - 02/07/07 07:11 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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when i first read the holly going into rehab thread it did strike me how nice everyone was being, considering if it had been almost anyone else they would be shot down. so luke has somewhat of a point there, although, it has been made many times before: xpt adores holly. another thing xpt always rewards is honesty- the bitchiest threads are always about people deemed hypocritical or duplitious. holly was honest, holly gets respect. as i have yet to say it, good luck holly.



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I don't know much about drunks and druggies because I never had any as friends until Holly.




YOUR AUSTRAILIAN!!!! I have many friends from the Land Down Under and an unabated love of Vegemite... despite now having to be a smuggler to eat it. But seriously... EVERY Aussie i know is a functioning Alcoholic... and they are proud of it, its like a sign of national pride.




luke's second point, that alcoholism is not a disease, is perhaps a result of his australian upbringing. rob remarkably does stumble somewhere near the truth- australia does have a very high alcohol consumption per capita, so what is considered normal drinking behaviour in australia might class you as a raving alcoholic in the states.

also, australia doesn't really go for the whole addicition is a disease mantra pushed by organisations such as AA. not that we discount addiction as being a serious problem, just a different, less sympathetic, thought process. current psych theories on addiction also don't buy much into the addiction is a disease paradigm, and often point out that such thinking, combined with others such as "once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic", can sometimes do more harm than good in terms of offering a bleak outlook for recovery.

having said that, luke does go massively overboard by completely discounting brain chemistry and claiming people are gay by choice. but still, at least the guy's posting interesting shit that brings some sexy back to the cage.

(sorry for the burg making love with fatman-esque post)

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#221041 - 02/07/07 07:29 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Luke needs to stick to cutting and pasting...



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#221042 - 02/07/07 07:34 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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If you go to lukeisback you will see a portion of the email I sent to Luke credited to "bob". There was more, but what he posted is verbatim, as always.

I don't take issue with anything Luke said over there. He chose the wrong person to burn on his pyre, though, because none of his prejudices apply to Holly.

Luke you pride yourself on your writing skills but I believe you missed the mark here entirely. I read Chaim Amaleks comment and I believe he agrees.



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#221043 - 02/07/07 07:40 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Holly is not being ridiculed while she's down because people like her. I think you'd be better served to investigate what makes people such as her loved, while others such as yourself are reviled.




now seems as good a time as any to point out that bornyo is clearly xpt's words of wisdom.

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#221044 - 02/07/07 07:47 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Well said Eddie.. I have to admit.Luke did bring it Cage style. After all Conky and the the crew (no diss meant) were bitchin no less than a day ago about the lack of "quality posts" in this forum.That being said Luke called out XXXPT on his "whipe your ass with it" fanboy site. I've never seen the draw to that amatuer (at best) site. Its fitting that Lukes half assed site represents the
wannabe bizzarr0 celebrity world that is the porn biz..lol
Take into account his crap ph0t0 skills..do these whores deserve good photos though? NO!!1!

Robs fucken weak points total to absolute shit..He's a fucken washed up dick whipped asswipe.. Anything he has to say here is negated by his last feable attempt at a personality..His word amounts to "what does xpt what to hear today".

Anyways..Holly..doll..about that addy??
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#221045 - 02/07/07 07:55 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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I got nothing to add... except I'd like to shit in v2's mouth. Let's make that happen Rob.
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#221046 - 02/07/07 08:06 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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What was really shameful about he Holly thread was that it was rife with the fanboyishness that we slam ADT for all time. If it had been Gypsy, we'd have counseled suicide.




I must confess to partially agreeing with Luke, in that I too found that nauseatingly ADTish. I don't think addicts of any variety are entitled to a massive outpouring of sympathy in the manner of a cancer victim - it is self inflicted after all...

...But hang on, Holly didn't ask for sympathy. Neither has she let herself descend to the level of a public train-wreck, ripe for mocking in the cage. This would have been a private matter between her and friends/family, if someone hadn't outed her. Um, Luke, YOU made this public, you've no right to complain when the reaction isn't what you expected.

We all have our flaws, especially the sort of cynical souls who inhabit the Monkey cage. The difference between us and our quarry is that we have the dignity not to advertise and celebrate them.
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#221047 - 02/07/07 08:50 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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You people are fucking unbelievable. If your huge outrage is that a "supportive" bit of posting showed up in the Cage, then send a pm to Zen or Malice and move it somewhere else. Conky started a thread coming from Luke's website, which is normally Cage-worthy material.



I don't recall anyone bashing any of the other XPT posters like Toelicker who freely admitted to substance problems. Luke never banked on the fact that people might come to her defense. He wanders through life living a contradiction bigger than any drunk could invent--I despise the people I write about but they pay for my wheatbread at Von's. Drunks are degenerates and are to be reviled...you better clean your shit up, but by Elohim I'm not going to be the one who helps you do it.

In the final analysis, Luke is just as lazy as the porn people he denigrates. When he carped about wanting his lukeford.com website back, several people from XPT offered to help. Others offered their serivces before I did. I offered the services of a $500/hour trademark attorney, to which he never responded. Lithium awaaaaayyyyy!!!

Anyone notice that no responses to his post have appeared in his piece, as they usually do?

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#221048 - 02/07/07 09:01 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Willie D
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When he carped about wanting his lukeford.com website back, several people from XPT offered to help. I offered the services of a $500/hour trademark attorney, to which he never responded. Lithium awaaaaayyyy




Thats actually pretty fucken cool Willie..We've had our differences but I have to say thats some stand up shit..
Even more reason for you whining fucks to post some PI on this maggot.
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#221049 - 02/07/07 09:05 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Lou, coming from you... i will take that as a high compliment.

and willie, of course no responses were posted on his site... no one came out and said... "oh, oh luke how right you are!". Luke is a selective reporter, and will only run what goes his way. Not really true "journalism" but it is expected behaviour of paparazzi tabloid scumbags

I think we are letting the concept of "fanboyishness" get us off the point here. Holly is not some random whore, she is a regular contributor to this forum. Weather or not she is female, or even in the biz... she is someone who has earned the respect of the XPT posters. She did not come here seeking sympathy, her problems were exposed against her will. Even if she had chosen to expose them on her own, it still stands: Supporting people in a time of need proves no fanboyishness... it just shows human compassion and decency.
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#221050 - 02/07/07 09:20 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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I finally got home just a little while ago...I missed all this.

Bottom Line is Luke is a depressed person who is/was on Anti-depressants. He is an intelligent man, clearly affected by his illness...

On the other hand, this whole concept of "depression" has been inflated to such an extent that it receives the blame (or credit) for a myriad of problems, tragedies, adverse events and human suffering that boggles the mind and makes us all wonder who is accountable for anything anymore.

Willie's point(s), that Luke is essentially a Sociopathic Narcissistic turd as lazy as the Porn Stars he follows and photographs are equally valid as my own personal opinion that the man is seriously ill. It could even easily be both scenarios at the same time....I mean, If Prozac had been around in Ted Bundy's day, the police artist composite sketches would have shown a perpetrator who SMILED a lot more as he offed all these girls...

I already posted not too long ago that Luke was circling Serial Killer-hood....

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#221051 - 02/07/07 09:31 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Willie's point(s), that Luke is essentially a Sociopathic Narcissistic turd as lazy as the Porn Stars he follows and photographs are equally valid as my own personal opinion that the man is seriously ill. It could even easily be both scenarios at the same time....I mean, If Prozac had been around in Ted Bundy's day, the police artist composite sketches would have shown a perpetrator who SMILED a lot more as he offed all these girls...

I already posted not too long ago that Luke was circling Serial Killer-hood....






Those were the points I had made as well.... I can easily see him sitting there in his hovel talking to his dogs about all the unclean women he sees daily.

There are many posters on here who have never met luke or had to stand in his creepy presence. I remember the first time i had actually met him, it was on a Henri Pachard set... he walked up to me and said "I hear you don't care for me much...". I was honestly half expecting a shank to pop out of nowhere, his quiet and unnerving demeanor making it hard to read what was coming next... Then he stuck a recorder in my face and started asking questions....

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#221052 - 02/07/07 09:40 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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You people are fucking unbelievable. If your huge outrage is that a "supportive" bit of posting showed up in the Cage, then send a pm to Zen or Malice and move it somewhere else. Conky started a thread coming from Luke's website, which is normally Cage-worthy material.




I wasn't expressing huge outrage. Distaste would be an appropriate term.

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I don't recall anyone bashing any of the other XPT posters like Toelicker who freely admitted to substance problems.




I don't recall seeing a "support thread" for Toelicker either. It's not Holly specific, I'll freely admit to finding such "outpourings of support" puke-worthy in general. The way I see it, we all have our issues, if we deal with them discreetly we deserve neither ridicule nor praise.
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#221053 - 02/07/07 09:50 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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Amigo, we've had our differences in the past. You goaded me into a much-needed meltdown. I respect you, but if you don't want to read it, quit reading it.

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#221054 - 02/07/07 10:26 PM Re: Rehab - What Better Time To Make Fun Of Someon
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You're a fucking asshole, luke. I'm the king of assholes and you got me beat. Fuck you.




Come out of retirement to express vacuous moral outrage? How embearrassing for you. Cry it out, fanboy.




I missed you as well.

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