Har har indeed... you really think I would ever have my nails that long and tacky? I can see my self cutting open my pelvis area right now.
Besides... I can burp pretty good.
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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?"B. hicks