This is all sounding very James Fenimore Cooper. Maybe Jeff will get a "Deerslayer" nickname, and Jim could appropriate "Hawkeye."

Source.

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Tuesday night I get strange phone messages both from Jim Powers and Johnny Thrust. Powers earlier in the day shot a reverse lesbian bukkake at the Tight Fit studios in Van Nuys, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=21173


Power says: "This is late breaking news you've got to hear about. After the bukkake shoot today, Dominic who runs the studios- he's the insane, drugged out Mohican guy- anyways, because the mattresses had been squirted on, he is now holding the bukkake crew hostage. He has locked them in there demanding unless he gets new mattresses or money tonight, he will not let the bukkake crew go. So the bukkake crew is being held hostage by the insane Dominic. He's demanding that Ashley Blue come back with mattresses tonight to replace the mattresses that have been squirted on or the crew will not be set free. This is going on live."


Johnny Thrust follows up with a call: I got a headline for you- TightFit Studios holds PA's hostage over wet mattresses. This fuckin' idiot locked my PA's in and he won't let them go because he claims they owe him mattresses. They want $300 for one mattress. It's a $50 mattress. It's amazing. They're trying to rip us off. Just one more thing to add to the festivities of today. We got to try and bust the PA's out now. Jim and I are going over there with baseball bats to bust them out. If you want to join us let us know. Give me a call."

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Surely those piss-stained... sorry, 'squirt' covered mattresses could've been sold to a fanboy for far more than their claimed retail value?

Whatever happened to free enterprise? The guy at TightFit missed out on some big bucks, you ask me.

FWIW, I highly recommend you check out the other story referenced in Gene's piece, the one about the whore who drops a deuce on a bukkake set; it is hilarious and mortifying in equal turns.

Rumor has it that the turd in question was also held hostage, but was later freed when Mr Hanky arrived brandishing a baseball bat.

What really scared people was that the bat he was brandishing was sunk up to the "v" in "Louisville" in Belladonna's rectum, and the bitch was taking no prisoners. A lot of people went home with gap-toothed bite marks that day.

Well, at least they got out alive.

Imagine if you were one of the PAs, and it was only a regular Reverse bukkake? Can you imagine the mental torture being imprisoned in some shitty Van Nuys warehouse smelling of urine and feces, and possibly having to put with Ryan Knox, too?

In some of Gen's pics guys couldn't aim their pee at all, so why is it a surprise that some of the bukkake guys would miss the mark or "drippage" would occur? Don't they have sheets and/or those plastic matress covers? Or it that like wearing a condom?

lol Bukkake guys?

Yeah Ryan Knox pissed the mattress when he saw the long line of fat welfare bitches ready to "squirt" on him