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#216671 - 12/12/09 11:19 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I was minding my own business at the local watering hole last night when a milfy type sits down at the bar beside me.




Mrs. Sanford???
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#216672 - 12/12/09 02:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I was minding my own business at the local watering hole last night when a milfy type sits down at the bar beside me.. . .




Seriously, you must have crazy mojo in such places, B. Must be that syrupy Southern English.

I am 3 weeks into a month long alcohol hiatus, it's been an interesting experiment. I dream vividly w/o alcohol in my system, beyond that I really don't feel much differently. I'll break the fast next Friday with a glass of 18 y/o Highland Park.

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#216673 - 12/12/09 02:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I am going on a date (lollerz). Dinner then the fights, then bar hopping insanity. We have never met in person and she is staying the night. Eep....
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#216674 - 12/12/09 03:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Quote:

I was minding my own business at the local watering hole last night when a milfy type sits down at the bar beside me.. . .




Seriously, you must have crazy mojo in such places, B. Must be that syrupy Southern English.

I am 3 weeks into a month long alcohol hiatus, it's been an interesting experiment. I dream vividly w/o alcohol in my system, beyond that I really don't feel much differently. I'll break the fast next Friday with a glass of 18 y/o Highland Park.




Fucken weird... I need to find the post but maybe 3 months ago I had the same shit going on. I didn't drink between Monday and Thursday cause I was busy and I swear to god I had the most fucken awesome, way beyond my means dreams. Fenris made a great response to my post, I need to find it.
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#216675 - 12/12/09 03:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216676 - 12/12/09 04:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216677 - 12/12/09 06:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Drinking soon after dinner. Perfect for a dark and stormy night. Just got word that my date made reservations. I feel very impressed by his effort on just a first date. Not that he's some ungentlemanly rogue, but I think he's more used to casual dates that aren't really dates. Men who make plans are a turn on.
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#216678 - 12/12/09 06:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Quote:

I was minding my own business at the local watering hole last night when a milfy type sits down at the bar beside me.




Mrs. Sanford???




That is funny. I'd fuck the first lady to be sure.

I'm enjoying this run of handsome I'm having. It goes in cycles. I drink to escape those dreams.

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#216679 - 12/12/09 07:04 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Drinking soon after dinner. Perfect for a dark and stormy night. Just got word that my date made reservations. I feel very impressed by his effort on just a first date. Not that he's some ungentlemanly rogue, but I think he's more used to casual dates that aren't really dates. Men who make plans are a turn on.




Heehhee I'm imagining his plans right now !
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#216680 - 12/12/09 07:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Drinking an ice cold Natty Boh right now.

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#216681 - 12/13/09 10:34 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216682 - 12/13/09 11:14 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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What is that Captain Morgan "spiced rum" stuff? I see it mostly advertised to blacks here.
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#216683 - 12/13/09 03:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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What is that Captain Morgan "spiced rum" stuff? I see it mostly advertised to blacks here.




From the Internets:

The brand’s taste is achieved through a proprietary recipe, which is blended into the rum mixture at the final stages of production, making use of spices indigenous to the Caribbean Islands.

100 Proof - The most recent addition to the Captain Morgan family boasting the highest alcoholic content of the Captain Morgan line of drinks. Closest relation is Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum, but with an added kick.

And hey, I likes me some "fried chicken" too
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#216684 - 12/13/09 03:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Thx, Nug. I like both fried chicken & watermelon myself. I don't know too many who don't.

I have no idea why the target seems to be blacks, but oddly that ad strategy led me thinking "this product isn't for me" and I've never investigated/tried it. But, then again I don't drink that much and pretty much keep to Johnny Walker black if I do imbibe.
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#216685 - 12/14/09 09:28 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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What is that Captain Morgan "spiced rum" stuff? I see it mostly advertised to blacks here.




Thats because it has lots of fried chick grease and coke to give it the extra "spiced" flavor"
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#216686 - 12/15/09 07:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I am completely new to single malt scotch, but got this as a Christmas present and thought I'd give it a taste. Review later...

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#216687 - 12/16/09 09:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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2 glasses of viognier and one ketel and tonic. Supershuttle picks me up at 4:25AM. Fuck. Might as well continue.

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#216688 - 12/16/09 09:46 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Cuba Libres.

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#216689 - 12/17/09 07:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Cuba Libres esta noche tambien.

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#216690 - 12/24/09 03:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Aside from Marley, who would likely more enjoy a different variant of the term, anyone one downing a flask full of SMOKING BISHOP????


From the Dickens Classic:

‘A merrier Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you for many a year. I’ll raise your salary, and endeavour to assist your struggling family, and we will discuss your affairs this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop

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#216691 - 12/24/09 04:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I made sure I stocked up before the storm moved in. I will be getting liquored up and pissed off presently.

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#216692 - 12/24/09 08:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Just finished an ice cold Natty Boh.

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#216693 - 12/24/09 10:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Got a bottle of 15 y/o Glenlivet Oak Reserve AND an 18 y/o Glenlivet for Xmas. I was good this year!

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#216694 - 12/25/09 03:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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15 y/o Glenlivet Oak Reserve AND an 18 y/o Glenlivet for Xmas




Nice. Enjoy.
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#216695 - 12/25/09 05:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

15 y/o Glenlivet Oak Reserve AND an 18 y/o Glenlivet for Xmas




Nice. Enjoy.




Given to me by my 24 y/o Jewish yoga-instructor girlfriend.

You're damn right I will enjoy it!




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#216696 - 12/27/09 11:27 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Drinking Moosehead Lager and catchin up on the phone with Conquistador.
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#216697 - 12/27/09 09:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Canadian whiskey on the rocks.

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#216698 - 12/27/09 09:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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A lil' bit tonight, and a bit of a variety...

Shot of bottom-shelf vodka (blah)
3 shots of Canadian Club whiskey (dunno where this stands on the pecking order, as I don't normally drink whiskey)
Bottle of Sam Adams Winter Ale (?)

...all while watching my Eagles eek past the Broncos this evening @ the Link!
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#216699 - 12/28/09 06:30 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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3 shots of Canadian Club whiskey




My dad drank that in his Wall Street days. Since then Bourbon has dominated the whiskey scene.

I believe, like most Canadian whiskeys, it is called a "rye".
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#216700 - 12/28/09 06:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Canadian Club can be really good but it is not what I think of when I am thinking whiskey.

A Canadian whiskey that is pretty much on par with CC but tastes more like what I think of whiskey as is Seagrams VO.

I shy away from Seagrams 7 in the same way as CC, they are both pretty similar to me. Many people would probably disagree with my feelings on common Canadian whiskeys.

I will not deny that Seagrams 7 (7&7) is made of Seagrams and 7 up and it is pretty okay.

Happy boozing Eric.
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#216701 - 12/28/09 07:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I could be wrong, but Canadian Club and Seagrams 7 were mostly used [and I've always assumed designed] for mixed drinks which were popular in the 50's and 60's like Whiskey Sours, Manhattans and, playing on the brand names, 7&7s.

I don't know of anyone drinking them "straight up".
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#216702 - 12/28/09 07:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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My dad's drink was a double shot of 7 with water on the side.

I liked Mist.
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#216703 - 12/28/09 07:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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My dad's drink was a double shot of 7 with water on the side.




I stand corrected.
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#216704 - 12/28/09 07:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I don't know of anyone drinking them "straight up".




You said it better but that idea was meant to be the point of my post.
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#216705 - 12/28/09 07:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm drinking every night from now until you can't ask anymore so don't. That said I've been drinking since you can't remember.
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#216706 - 12/28/09 09:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Been drinkin' since I pilfered a bottle of Carling Black Label beer from my Dad back in 1969. Tonight I had three glasses of shiraz, and am now workin' on a Cuba Libre.

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#216707 - 12/28/09 09:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Its non-alcoholic but I thought I should let you guys know that it's...FUCKING AMAZING!!!


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#216708 - 12/28/09 09:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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But isn't drinking a non-alcoholic wine kinda like fucking while wearing a rubber? I wanna feel the alcohol buzz just like I wanna feel a warm, wet pussy.

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#216709 - 12/29/09 08:56 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Personally, I haven't had a drink since a couple glasses of inferior wine on Thanksgiving.

I only like to drink when I'm happy, celebrating and with other people. Otherwise, it isn't very enjoyable for me.

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#216710 - 12/29/09 09:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I hope I can find that non-alcoholic post in about 10 years. ... I'll be 33 & a full blown alcoholic.






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#216711 - 12/29/09 10:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I hope I can find that non-alcoholic post in about 10 years. ... I'll be 33 & a full blown alcoholic.







You know the Doctor told you that drinking alcohol with the medications you are on is VERY dangerous.
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#216712 - 12/29/09 10:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I've been off the meds since September. Thanks for your concern.
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#216713 - 12/30/09 10:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Don’t remember if I ever asked, but has anyone ever drank Raki? It’s some eastern European shit, my in-laws bring it back from Albania when they make treks back to the homeland?

It’s the beginning of the end...for 2009. But this time tomorrow, I hope to be nearly comatose after enjoying an open bar at the party I’m going to. Until about 8pm tonight, I’m saving my liver the abuse. I will pass out in the Hilton somewhere, rather than driving (or cabbing) home.
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#216714 - 12/31/09 12:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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from Albania when they make treks back to the homeland




Albania?
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#216715 - 12/31/09 01:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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So I dare to ask the question....who is NOT drinkin tonight???????

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#216716 - 12/31/09 01:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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One day at a time.
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#216717 - 12/31/09 01:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm not.
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#216718 - 12/31/09 01:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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who is NOT drinkin tonight???????




Me.
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#216719 - 12/31/09 03:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Well, I am. We have a room/package deal reserved. There are too many amateurs out tonight to leave things to chance.

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#216720 - 12/31/09 04:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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So I dare to ask the question....who is NOT drinkin tonight???????




I'm not drinking tonight. Or any other night.
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