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#215662 - 12/15/07 08:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Made the Nina Hartley french toast recipe. So proud of myself; easier than I thought, but I could've browned the butter more if I wasn't so scared. Had a slice and a shot of Jameson and a glass of Veuve. Waiting for my girls, so I don't wanna drink too much and I'm aflready lightheaded. I can't drink much these days. I hjope they wanna finish the rest of this french toast, its realky good.
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#215663 - 12/15/07 08:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
hot chocolate from starbukcs

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#215664 - 12/15/07 09:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
8 cans of Guinness to help me weather the impending Nor'easter.

---> Nor'easter
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#215665 - 12/15/07 10:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Two cans of Bad Boy Energy Drink. Thats the extent of my drinking.
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#215666 - 12/15/07 11:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Sonny Chiba Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
It's margarita night here at castle Chiba. I don't want to be too hungover when the Patriots destroy the Jets.
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#215667 - 12/16/07 01:15 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Started with Mudslides at 3:30p, until 6:30p, we got on a fucking 50 ft yacht and switched to beer. Then at 8:00pm, we moved on to white wine cruising Huntington Harbor. It's going on 1:15am, and now I'm back at home and doing Vodka and 7Up....seriously.
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#215668 - 12/16/07 11:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
The shithole bar I work at has $1 long necks so I've been drinking there on my nights off. You can't beat a $1 bottle of beer.

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#215669 - 12/17/07 03:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

The shithole bar I work at has $1 long necks so I've been drinking there on my nights off. You can't beat a $1 bottle of beer.





I'm reading this post and see your avatar and I'm thinking, Dimebag would've approved of $1 beer. Nice avatar.
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#215670 - 12/23/07 10:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
completely assfaced and I need Brandon Marshall to score 20 pts. during MNF otherwise I'm 1st loser (2nd place) two years in a row. unacceptable.
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#215671 - 12/23/07 10:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
vodka martinis some good cab shiraz blend, and king if you lose ill riot like its detroit 1967, which means ill lose

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#215672 - 12/24/07 09:08 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

completely assfaced and I need Brandon Marshall to score 20 pts. during MNF otherwise I'm 1st loser (2nd place) two years in a row. unacceptable.




Does that mean I win? Fuck me! Haven't even checked-in for weeks!
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#215673 - 12/29/07 10:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
raises hand, leans back

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#215674 - 12/29/07 10:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
yes. raises glass.
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#215675 - 12/29/07 11:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Sancerre right here. I'm thinking of making a cherry pie.

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#215676 - 12/30/07 12:51 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Fucking Jack unt Coke again.

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#215677 - 01/02/08 01:07 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
alot

side note, home for christmas and went to the rb game today and then dinner at taylors downtown, sergio can you tell your god damn people to stop turning this place into fucking mexico, its getting god damn ridiculous

thanks in advance, your pal danathan

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#215678 - 01/04/08 05:34 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

alot

side note, home for christmas and went to the rb game today and then dinner at taylors downtown, sergio can you tell your god damn people to stop turning this place into fucking mexico, its getting god damn ridiculous

thanks in advance, your pal danathan



Drinking again DANATHAN? Everytime you drink, you spew some type of racial shit. Fuck you. Im only half Mexican, you moron. You don't like what your hometown is becoming? So what. I don't give a shit about your town or you.
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#215679 - 01/13/08 07:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
ya hey blergio its nothing against your awful race or anything, but i ONLY post here when im drunk(9/10), but so as not to beat a dead horse it was really delightful driving around la and finding every possible sign and offramp defaced by your shitty race of people, but cheer up you are even ruining the good parts of town, nothing like god awful spray paint on everything in sight to let you know you are back in la.

your friend clanjaman

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#215680 - 01/14/08 12:21 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

ya hey blergio its nothing against your awful race or anything, but i ONLY post here when im drunk(9/10), but so as not to beat a dead horse it was really delightful driving around la and finding every possible sign and offramp defaced by your shitty race of people, but cheer up you are even ruining the good parts of town, nothing like god awful spray paint on everything in sight to let you know you are back in la.

your friend clanjaman



You spelled Klan wrong.
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#215681 - 01/14/08 09:58 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Ran's musings remind me of a joke . . .


Q: How come Hitler never drank tequilla?


A: It made him mean.

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#215682 - 01/28/08 08:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Very much so.

So far a mixture of Keith's Pale Ale, Labatt Blue, Stella Artois and lots of
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#215683 - 01/28/08 09:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
MrSparkle Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/23/08
Posts: 33
Me like to trick American tourists and offer them my Japanese pale ale.They like very much.Me like very much to make it.

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#215684 - 01/29/08 06:52 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I don't know anything about Japanese pale ales, but Asahi Super Dry is one helluva a good brew.
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#215685 - 01/29/08 06:56 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
An aside -- I didn't believe it was possible, but I actually drank myself sober last night.
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#215686 - 01/29/08 08:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

An aside -- I didn't believe it was possible, but I actually drank myself sober last night.



I'll probably drink myself sober tonight...it's a trainable skill. I hope Baby Jesus still loves me.

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#215687 - 01/29/08 08:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I hope Baby Jesus still loves me.





He did change the water into wine .... just sayin' ...

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#215688 - 01/29/08 09:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Jesus Christ would be awesome to hit the nightclubs with. Who needs to buy a table and bottle service when Jesus can turn water into wine.

That said, I'm drinking Bushmills.
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#215689 - 02/02/08 08:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
It's the night before the Super Bowl. From my condo, I can hear three bands playing: REO Speedwagon @ the Galleria, Kid Rock @ Axis Stupidus, or some douchebags coming from the Dirty Scottsdale Civic Center.

That, and the fucking Goodyear blimp has been flying over my condo for the past three days...circling like a vulture...dropping its disgusting motor exhaust into my air. Bob Crane is annoyed by the sound. Burg, get yer Israeli cripple sled into action and down that thing with a Jericho-I.


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#215690 - 02/02/08 09:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

It's the night before the Super Bowl. From my condo, I can hear three bands playing: REO Speedwagon @ the Galleria, Kid Rock @ Axis Stupidus ***
That, and the fucking Goodyear blimp has been flying over my condo for the past three days




Hopefully, the blimp is armed with Hellfire missiles and can take out those bands...

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#215691 - 02/02/08 10:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:


Hopefully, the blimp is armed with Hellfire missiles and can take out those bands...






I Knew I'd agree with Gunker on music eventually.

I am sooooo glad I'm not hosting the Super Bowl party this year. I'm in no mood to mop up the remains of the token Jets fan in attendance.

GO BLUE!!!

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#215692 - 02/07/08 10:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Cabo Wabo shots. Life is oggfd.
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#215693 - 02/08/08 12:15 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'm still feeling the duck crepes and straight vodka from last night. Time to eat some blueberries for my headache.
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#215694 - 02/08/08 05:22 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Outback Whack Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
I love Peking duck - especially at this time of the year! I am presently loaded on Weiachtunghenenglisherstephanschwinehund beer - the dark stuff.

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#215695 - 02/08/08 05:31 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

I love Peking duck - especially at this time of the year! I am presently loaded on Weiachtunghenenglisherstephanschwinehund beer - the dark stuff.




tritone should be pleased.

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#215696 - 02/09/08 06:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#215697 - 02/09/08 07:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
redish Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
Coronas and Crown Royal Cask on the rocks.
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#215698 - 02/09/08 07:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper. heaven.
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#215699 - 02/09/08 07:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper. heaven.




Between this and the eggos your body is peppered with artificial flavorings ....
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#215700 - 02/09/08 08:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
When Bono One hacks Gigi up and starts to eat her, she's going to taste like vanilla ice cream.
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#215701 - 02/09/08 08:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Forget it, Jake. It's Ohio.



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#215702 - 02/09/08 11:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
kabo agin fukkeeras.
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#215703 - 02/10/08 05:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i just tried the new diet chocolate cherry dr. pepper and it tastes SO like ass i had to spit it out. i wonder if tritone will be disappointed that i don't swallow interracial pop?
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#215704 - 02/10/08 06:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Waste the taste out of your mouth with Pomegranate 7-Up or something.
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#215705 - 02/10/08 06:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
The Cynical Villain Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/21/07
Posts: 187
Loc: Inside A Technocolored Padded ...
Quote:

i just tried the new diet chocolate cherry dr. pepper and it tastes SO like ass i had to spit it out. i wonder if tritone will be disappointed that i don't swallow interracial pop?



here wash it down with
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#215706 - 02/10/08 07:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town

Quote:

just tried the new diet chocolate cherry dr. pepper and it tastes SO like ass i had to spit it out. i wonder if tritone will be disappointed that i don't swallow interracial pop?





mix it with vodka and you have a black russian or something i guess

chocolate pain


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#215707 - 02/29/08 04:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I'm plastered listening to Frank Sinatra sing For Once In My Life. If this was a movie I would be happily bludgeoning people in semi-slow motion and Tarantino retro clothing.
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#215708 - 02/29/08 04:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
im like 80 percent in the bag, effing fridays

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#215709 - 03/01/08 12:39 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
eyem fukkefdd. iwant to fuckk myf riends sistern buttt i goots kabowaboo dicckk.

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#215710 - 03/01/08 12:40 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
hey retard im spamming the forum go back to watching espn classic please, i got this under control

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#215711 - 03/01/08 12:41 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
fuxxxxxxxxxxx yuuu mannng
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