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#213204 - 01/08/07 06:27 PM
Re: Something to top the Brandonmobile!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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damn, what happened to pornographers being ashamed of their profession? nowadays there seems to be more brand promotion going on than branson with virgin.
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#213206 - 01/08/07 06:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#213207 - 01/08/07 06:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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it kinda looks like a stretched UPS truck
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#213208 - 01/08/07 06:32 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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whoever brought up the bukkake air fresheners (in regard to teh brandommobile) was genius
Edited by Eddie Normous (01/08/07 06:40 PM)
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#213209 - 01/08/07 06:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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And I forgot- Brandon is too short to reach the pedals in that thing.
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#213210 - 01/08/07 10:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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whoever brought up the bukkake air fresheners (in regard to teh brandommobile) was genius
Chuck Spears 
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#213213 - 01/09/07 12:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Nice to see that someone in porn isn't feeling a cash crisis.
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#213215 - 01/09/07 02:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The bukkake air freshener ref was actually brought up by Guapo.
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#213216 - 01/09/07 08:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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The bukkake air freshener ref was actually brought up by Guapo.
My bad.
BTW, did he intentionally misspell "voyeur" on this rig, or did he just mess it up a long time ago filling out some paperwork, and had to "run with it?"
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#213217 - 01/09/07 08:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#213219 - 01/10/07 08:17 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Ok, this bus is a bit over the top, but Vince kicks ass.... and I'm fairly certain that he misspelled Voyeur, as Vouyer on purpose, to make the name his own. Although, seeing the Young Ripe Mellons series has always driven me crazy!! 
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#213222 - 01/10/07 08:33 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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#213223 - 01/10/07 01:46 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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#213224 - 01/10/07 02:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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I hope that they are at least pulling a Britney Spears and driving with the kid on their lap? Otherwise, how could they work the brake with those tiny little legs?
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#213225 - 01/10/07 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Yeah, yeah yeah...everyone's a comedian. Like I said before, even brandons legs are too short to drive that thing.
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#213226 - 01/10/07 02:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Yeah, yeah yeah...everyone's a comedian. Like I said before, even brandons legs are too short to drive that thing.
So are Vince's. I wonder if he is going to let the whores drive it then.
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#213227 - 01/10/07 02:58 PM
Re: Something to top the Brandonmobile!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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He could work the steering wheel while the whore bends over and works the pedals with her hands, if he can find one smart enough to blow and brake at the same time.
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#213230 - 01/12/07 10:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Well, if she stays near her meth long enough, the authorities may be able to track the stash by "I-just-fucked-5-guys" smell.  So fuckin' sad ... fuckin' pathetic!
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