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#212842 - 01/07/07 03:23 PM Cytherea, the horror!
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Wonder how this one will turn out?

According to Gene Ross , Cytherea's definitely pregnant

"It's been confirmed- Cytherea is having a baby except the daddy ain't Brian aka Plus One. In fact, Brian's the one who told me about this latest development and wishes Cytherea well. Meanwhile Brian seems to be very much involved with Rob Spallone's new talent agency."

Where was Plus One when all this took place? Oh yeah, not in the photo of Cytherea in that car park, was he? That was some other dood.

Still, good luck with all of that, Cytherea.
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#212843 - 01/07/07 03:28 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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And you went and threw out all the wire hangers, James!!!


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#212844 - 01/07/07 03:33 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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"That's not a baby that's a VERY heavy flow".

I wonder if she squirted on the pregnancy test?

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#212845 - 01/07/07 03:35 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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I wonder if the baby is gonna end up coming out in a big pile of piss. Excuse me, squirt.

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#212846 - 01/07/07 03:37 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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Wouldn't that be classed as 'after-piss'?
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#212847 - 01/07/07 03:40 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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Registered: 08/25/06
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You know, I real don't undestand this sort of thing here. It goes toon far. This woman is pregnate and is mothgering a huma\n life. and immadiately she is made target of cretinously nigilkistinct jokery/. I don't understand this umpluse. I mean Jesus. Jesus Fucking Christ said if you ghated the least you hated the greatyest and I think HE was correct and you assholes best checkj youirselfs.
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#212848 - 01/07/07 03:41 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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Countdown upon birth: # days 'til mother/daughter A2M.
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#212849 - 01/07/07 04:00 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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Quote:

...Jesus Fucking Christ said if you ghated the least you hated the greatyest and I think HE was correct and you assholes best checkj youirselfs...




Where'd he say that? I've studied all the red words under duress even, and don't remember that.

The miracle of birth is truly a gift from God.

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#212850 - 01/07/07 04:05 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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"Every night and every morn
Some to misery are born.
Every morn and every night
Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to sweet delight;
Some are born to endless night."
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#212851 - 01/07/07 04:15 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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Quote:

Quote:

...Jesus Fucking Christ said if you ghated the least you hated the greatyest and I think HE was correct and you assholes best checkj youirselfs...




Where'd he say that? I've studied all the red words under duress even, and don't remember that.

The miracle of birth is truly a gift from God.




His interpretation/extension of the following:

"Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of my brethren, ye have done it unto Me". (Matt 25:40)

With Cytherea as "the Least" and Yeshua ben Yosef as "the Greatest".


But what do I know, I'm a Jew ...
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#212852 - 01/07/07 04:18 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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With Cytherea as "the Least" and Yeshua ben Yosef as "the Greatest".


But what do I know, I'm a Jew ...




So wqhat am I? Circumscribed chopped liver?
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#212853 - 01/07/07 04:20 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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Quote:

Quote:

With Cytherea as "the Least" and Yeshua ben Yosef as "the Greatest".


But what do I know, I'm a Jew ...




So wqhat am I? Circumscribed chopped liver?





Thought you might'a got "cut" as an AIDS preventative!

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#212854 - 01/07/07 04:29 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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Quote:

Quote:

With Cytherea as "the Least" and Yeshua ben Yosef as "the Greatest".


But what do I know, I'm a Jew ...




So wqhat am I? Circumscribed chopped liver?




He is dead now, God rest his soul, and the State where he practiced gave him every honor you could imagine. The General Practitioner in the small town we lived in saved the foreskins he got from circumcisions. He used them for catfish bait. As he said: "like Uncle Josh's pork skin, but better".

True story. There's a bronze statue of him in the town square now.

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#212855 - 01/07/07 06:34 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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Registered: 04/22/06
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Don't knock it. I used to have that job, performing circumcisions. It didn't pay extremely well but every customer left a tip.

*rimshot*

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#212856 - 01/07/07 06:39 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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Quote:

But what do I know, I'm a Jew ...




So was he. Splitter.
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#212857 - 01/07/07 07:47 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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"It's been confirmed- Cytherea is having a baby except the daddy ain't Brian aka Plus One. In fact, Brian's the one who told me about this latest development and wishes Cytherea well. Meanwhile Brian seems to be very much involved with Rob Spallone's new talent agency."









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#212858 - 01/08/07 04:31 AM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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HG Wells is the father? I never saw that one coming.
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#212859 - 01/08/07 03:06 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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In tribute to this sad news, some words of wisdom from last year's miscarriage of the year.

Quote:

NOT THE RIGHT TIME!!!
Jul 10, 2006

TMFR WRITES:

I WAS THINKING FOR THE PAST 3 OR 4 WEEKS. HOW TO TELL EVERYONE THE BAD NEWS BUT THERES REALLY NO EASY WAY TO WRITE IT IN A EASY WAY! SO I'M JUST GOING TO WRITE IT!

I HAD A MISCARRIAGE 3 DAYS AFTER MOVING! I MOVED ON JUNE.15! SHIT HAPPENS AND YOU HAVE NO WAY IN CONTOLLING SOME THINGS.

AT FIRST I WAS SAD FOR A COUPLE DAYS BUT I GOT OVER IT REAL QUICK CUZ I WAS ABLE TO DO WHAT I WANTED AND WHEN I WANTED TO!!! I REALIZED I LOT THOUGH! I STILL WANT TO HAVE FUN AND DO LOTS OF STUFF!!! STILL WANNA GET HIGH AND GROW BOMB ASS WEED!!! SHIT!!! I ALSO KNOW I WANT TO STILL WANT TO HAVE A BABY BUT MAYBE NOT RIGHT THIS MINUTE! EVRYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, I BELIEVE THAT!

I WILL ADMIT IT!!! I'M STILL SELFISH AND THINK OF MYSELF FIRST!!!

ANYWAYS, I'M FEELIN GOOD AND I'M BACKKK IN FULL FORCE!!!!

PEACE OUT!

TMFR




Lawgiver help us all.

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#212860 - 01/08/07 03:10 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Quote:

In tribute to this sad news, some words of wisdom from last year's miscarriage of the year.

Quote:

NOT THE RIGHT TIME!!!
Jul 10, 2006

TMFR WRITES:

I WAS THINKING FOR THE PAST 3 OR 4 WEEKS. HOW TO TELL EVERYONE THE BAD NEWS BUT THERES REALLY NO EASY WAY TO WRITE IT IN A EASY WAY! SO I'M JUST GOING TO WRITE IT!

I HAD A MISCARRIAGE 3 DAYS AFTER MOVING! I MOVED ON JUNE.15! SHIT HAPPENS AND YOU HAVE NO WAY IN CONTOLLING SOME THINGS.

AT FIRST I WAS SAD FOR A COUPLE DAYS BUT I GOT OVER IT REAL QUICK CUZ I WAS ABLE TO DO WHAT I WANTED AND WHEN I WANTED TO!!! I REALIZED I LOT THOUGH! I STILL WANT TO HAVE FUN AND DO LOTS OF STUFF!!! STILL WANNA GET HIGH AND GROW BOMB ASS WEED!!! SHIT!!! I ALSO KNOW I WANT TO STILL WANT TO HAVE A BABY BUT MAYBE NOT RIGHT THIS MINUTE! EVRYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, I BELIEVE THAT!

I WILL ADMIT IT!!! I'M STILL SELFISH AND THINK OF MYSELF FIRST!!!

ANYWAYS, I'M FEELIN GOOD AND I'M BACKKK IN FULL FORCE!!!!

PEACE OUT!

TMFR




Lawgiver help us all.





People like this should be sterilized.
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#212861 - 01/08/07 03:19 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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People like this should be sterilized.




Who would be in the next generation of "Gag Factor"?
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#212862 - 01/08/07 03:26 PM Re: Cytherea, the horror!
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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AT FIRST I WAS SAD FOR A COUPLE DAYS BUT I GOT OVER IT REAL QUICK CUZ I WAS ABLE TO DO WHAT I WANTED AND WHEN I WANTED TO!!! I REALIZED I LOT THOUGH! I STILL WANT TO HAVE FUN AND DO LOTS OF STUFF!!!




What a selfish fucking cunt! No lame jokes here. Reading that made me realize how much of a worthless human being Taylor Rain is. I mean, sure, we like to laugh and joke about these people and their mishaps, but reading this statement actually turned my stomach.
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