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#212695 - 01/07/07 11:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
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it's true
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#212698 - 01/07/07 12:03 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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So, is footsiebabes your favorite website now too? I have a few items for sale you might be interested in.
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#212700 - 01/07/07 12:11 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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Hello, my name is Moronboy?!? I'm a community college dropout who previews his replies.
Thanks for listening.
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#212702 - 01/07/07 12:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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she's just dope save for the incicisons under her tits .
btw, Incissions [mighta' caught it if you previewed]
That would be "incisions", you fat stumblefuck.
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#212703 - 01/07/07 12:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Got me!  Maybe I should spell check ... 
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#212704 - 01/07/07 01:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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previewing's for fags who care what some angry guy like hisexcellency or dropout like gs think. if i fuck up massively, i show an edit.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#212706 - 01/07/07 01:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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fatman, you're excused, you're bipolar and exhibit some seeeerious ocd symptoms. smart, but you're nuts so you're excluded
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#212707 - 01/07/07 01:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I use preview as a personal libel checker.
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#212708 - 01/07/07 01:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I'll use it if I'm posting a poll or hotlinking a pic to ascertain it works. I know how much the boss hates red x's and I don't want the phlogiston treatment.
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#212712 - 01/07/07 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i'm up to a handle a night, but so are most degenerates. black label, obviously.
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#212713 - 01/07/07 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Does anyone male over the age of 21 drink vodka and Red Bull? It's a tad  A decent vodka should only be diluted by other liquor or tonic. Although you can buy shit vodka and use a spent water filter to improve it if you're a student of limited means.
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#212714 - 01/07/07 01:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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men drink scotch. whores drink vodka then pretend to be too drunk to call cabs so they NEED to go home with you. then vomit on a 40k rug.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#212715 - 01/07/07 01:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Gin & Tonic = Liquid Panty Remover  And who says Windsock is over 21?
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#212716 - 01/07/07 01:55 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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I love threads that really have nothing to do with anything, change the topic ever 5 or 6 posts, and keep going for about 3 more pages. Only at XPT.
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#212717 - 01/07/07 01:56 PM
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#212718 - 01/07/07 01:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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[Scipio] Lock Thread! [/Scipio]
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#212719 - 01/07/07 01:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Men also drink good bourbon. That does not mean "yee haw" Jack Daniels.
If men want, they also drink potato vodka with water or soda. It's almost healthy and the ladies at church don't smell it on your breath.
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#212722 - 01/07/07 02:02 PM
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#212723 - 01/07/07 02:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Men also drink good bourbon.
Both are scots innovations ...
What are you bourbon recommendations?
Makers Mark or Woodford Reserve are generally available and, as loopnode would say: Approved!
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#212725 - 01/07/07 02:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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woodford ruined my life for like 2 days
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#212726 - 01/07/07 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Makers Mark or Woodford Reserve are generally available and, as loopnode would say: Approved!
I will indulge copious amounts of Jim Beam. It's white trashy and hickish, but I have relatives who work at the distillery, it's my way of being a good family guy. I took some friends from Montgomery Bell Academy there once, good times.
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#212727 - 01/07/07 02:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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woodford ruined my life for like 2 days
No- you ruined your life with Woodford. The semantics are important.
It is the nectar of Wood Sprites who dwell in the mountain glades and meadows of Kentucky. Tennessee rotgut whiskey, like Jack Daniels, on the other hand, is best left for the likes of Nicole Brazzle.
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#212728 - 01/07/07 02:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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it's 20 bucks a 1.75 here. i may hire a car to get me to the booze-merchant.
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#212730 - 01/07/07 02:20 PM
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Demon Spawn
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In defense of the repellently well off jamse, that rug really ties the room together.  :lebowskicreme:
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#212731 - 01/07/07 02:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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eat a dick. my mom made money, i spend it.
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#212732 - 01/07/07 02:38 PM
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I can vouch for Bornyo's recommendation of Woodford Reserve, smooth as honey. Their potstills were made in Speyside. I've worked my way up to Laphroaig, for those of you into scotch. It is extremely funky, layered with the finest Scotland has to offer: Smoke, peat, and seaweed. I don't let anything get between me and my scotch, except an ice cube or two.
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#212733 - 01/07/07 02:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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I use preview if I think Holly Randall might be reading the thread...the thought of her being disgusted by a typo and missing the point (assuming there is one) of my post makes me shudder and wake up in a cold sweat late at night...<da burglar shudders>
Conversely, my favorite pleasant wet dream is imagining Holly reading one of my absolutely brilliant, well written and compelling posts and becoming so aroused she backs away 17 inches from the computer desk, leans back in her chair and sticks her hand down her pants and starts to RUB Frantically on her clit all the while going "Oh my God! Such Brilliance....such Brilliance! ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh mmmmmmm, Luke never wrote that .... such satire! Such Irony! Such Wit.....<vibrator starts buzzing>.....Oh my god! He is...using....Burg is using..... ONOMATOPOEIA! ONOMATOPOEIA! And it is Not a simplistic Cumalloverher Aurora "Quack!"......I am going to CUM!"
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#212737 - 01/07/07 02:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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mad fish? i see that every time i walk into the booze store
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#212739 - 01/07/07 03:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Can someone give me a review on Bulleit? I was given a bottle at Christmas but I don't know whether it's actually a threat rather than a gift. Never tried it, don't know whether to use it on the woodwork or drink it.
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#212740 - 01/07/07 03:10 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/28/06
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Clearly Macallan is the only reason to drink Scotch.
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#212741 - 01/07/07 03:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i drink a LOT of scotch right now. blended prevents vomiting. nword is the poster of 2007, btw.
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#212743 - 01/07/07 03:27 PM
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I'm not much picky with the alcohol. I find a little bit of beauty in the taste of most. If I had to pick an addiction it'd be alcohol but I'm not ready to lose myself... maybe in another 20years when I hate the world completely without a doubt LOL Cognac has always been a love of mine. Remy is God. My father used to put that stuff on my gums when I was teething as a baby. And we'd eat our vanilla ice cream with cherry liqeur and marichino cherries.  Mixed alcohol, fruit drinks are yucky. I rather drink juice. That cheap ole peach chardonnay is an exception. It has a nice taste for a friggin lame bottle of not even $5. Beer is great. I can only tolerate the taste of Guinness when had with Whiskey. Wine is pure bliss. All wine of all colors. Good times chompin on home-marinated olives all green, black and purples and a glass of wine with grandpa making caponata. I miss him. 
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