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She has zero body tone. She might be slender from all the alt.meth.parties she attends, but a diet of swiss cheese would make Dirty Harry barf.

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Inspector Callahan preferred hot dogs. Never managed to finish one as far as I can remember. That was his diet tip: eat two bites, throw dog away and throw down.

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As opposed to the porn diet: eat one bite, throw up.

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I was kidding, Gia. I've sat and paid for meals in that Chinese restaurant in the Venetian and paled at the amount some girls can consume.

From then on, I only took girls who were doing anal scenes the next day to dinner.

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yeah they can really put it away at the panda express in the food court there

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PANDA EXPRESS!?! Eeeeewwwww!

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I was kidding, Gia. I've sat and paid for meals in that Chinese restaurant in the Venetian and paled at the amount some girls can consume.

From then on, I only took girls who were doing anal scenes the next day to dinner.

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yeah they can really put it away at the panda express in the food court there

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<Chinese Gong reverberates in background> Wang: "ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET"

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Hong Kong rules, it's in James' Backyard.

Neon Pork + 8-Scorpion Bowls = Willy Wonka-esque Colored Vomit that looks great on freshly fallen snow.

Da Burglar to Chinese Dude playing "host" at Hong Kong: "SO tell me Wang, WHAT IS IN THE SCORPION BOWLS???"

<Chinese Gong reverberates in background> Wang: "ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET"



....meanwhile a empty bottle of Paint Thinner bounces out of the Kitchen Door.

Porn Chicks should EAT as MUCH NEON PORK as possible...it's the next ANAL Fetish, trust me...

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redbones? blue ribbon? i know bartley's is your era. those 2 places make me so fatlicious i feel like ava rose.

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I miss "One Potato Two"....ever go there james? It was great, this chick bartender who worked ALONE on wednesday afternoons would serve me and my friends as 19 yr old sophomores. Nothing like being completely shitfaced at 2:45 pm on a WEDNESDAY afternoon and trying to get to your 4 pm section class in Sever Hall for Joseph Nye's I.R. class that put forth the term 'bipolarity' in the context of National Power and preventing Warfare. I still remember (sort of) getting up to piss at least 3 times during the hour long section, prompting the faggy section leader to ask me "Are you OK, 'cuz you are kinda disruptive"...My reply was a John Belushi-esque Belch followed by "I was born without a bladder, that's why I am in the Wheelchair asshole."

Nye would have been Secretary of Defense, or National Security Advisor if Governor Michael Do-tax-us had beaten the Elder Bush in the 1988 presidential beauty contest :bananawilliehorton:

Truth is, I believe Dukakis LOST that election because Susan Estrich had such bad teeth...

"Bipolarity either erodes or explodes. Unless it Erodes, bipolarity inevitably leads to war." Got an A- in the class