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#212588 - 01/06/07 09:24 PM
i can't get a damn blowjob damn
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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jesus i really messed up. we haven't even did it since i got rough with her that time. my girlfriend and i, that is. haven't had sex, that is. it was like a month ago. i think my best move would be to try to talk to her about it, but what i'm supposed to say? sorry i spit in your face during sex? that shit's just gonna lead to a conversation i don't want to have. even when we do do it again it isn't gonna be the same. she's gonna be on guard. i wish she was more like regular woman who will let you put them in full nelsons and shit while you fuck them in the butt. i thought i had a chance tonight because we watched jezebel on tmc and bette davis usually puts her in the mood to fuck. dang.  porn makers please put out even more rough oral sex movies. fast. that is, please put out oral sex movies that are even more rough. use women who are obliging. women who love their boyfriends. things are not looking up. 
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They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#212589 - 01/06/07 09:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Didn't you just have sex with her and another guy last week?  Maybe she's expanding her horizons now that you've opened that door. Maybe she doesn't want to have sex with a cocksucker. Maybe she's mad that you dodged the cum and made her do the swallowing. 
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Amo i Gemelli!! 
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#212590 - 01/06/07 09:37 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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no, read that story again if you dare. that was an ex-girlfriend. that happened like four years ago. don't worry about it.
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They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#212592 - 01/07/07 04:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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you sucked off a man. you need to shoot this bitch in the pine barrens, cover her with lye and pretend it didn't happen. then lose some weight, buy some true religion jeans for 360 dollars to prove you're not luke ford and bang some dumb girl and she'll fellate you. words of wisdom from jamesn.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#212599 - 01/15/07 09:47 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
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I'm jerking off as I type this with one hand 
isn't the standard way of typing for like 99% of adt users?
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#212601 - 01/16/07 12:00 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
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#212607 - 01/18/07 05:14 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
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jesus i really messed up. we haven't even did it since i got rough with her that time. my girlfriend and i, that is. haven't had sex, that is. it was like a month ago. i think my best move would be to try to talk to her about it, but what i'm supposed to say? sorry i spit in your face during sex? that shit's just gonna lead to a conversation i don't want to have.
Time to send Trixie packing and upgrade to some slut down at the looser bar.
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#212609 - 01/29/07 10:25 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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HAAHAHAHAAHAH this is by far one of the funniest threads i have read in a while... wow it sucks ur girl wont give u head what kinda girl doesnt give head.... u spit on her...hunny...hahahaha...civilians dont usually like that... what was her reaction? where did it hit her.. in the face??hhahahahahaha oh my gosh i am just picturing it ahhahahahahahahaaaaa you should rape her face...and then dump her..hahaha how long have you been together? 
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#212611 - 01/31/07 03:22 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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jesus i really messed up. we haven't even did it since i got rough with her that time. my girlfriend and i, that is. haven't had sex, that is. it was like a month ago. i think my best move would be to try to talk to her about it, but what i'm supposed to say? sorry i spit in your face during sex? that shit's just gonna lead to a conversation i don't want to have. even when we do do it again it isn't gonna be the same. she's gonna be on guard. i wish she was more like regular woman who will let you put them in full nelsons and shit while you fuck them in the butt.
I'm taking all of the above as 100% true as an act of good faith, even though the only sex you have is probably with a hole cut out in a foam mattress lubed up with WD-40.
Babycakes, the vast majority of women in porn act the way they do because they're paid to act that way. So find a way to get rich, and then you can pay for it. Problem solved.
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#212612 - 01/31/07 10:23 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Babycakes, the vast majority of women in porn act the way they do because they're paid to act that way.
You can keep trying to tell this truth in here, but they won't listen. It's too crushing a revelation to handle, their blinders pop up automatically.
Otherwise, things fall apart.
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#212615 - 01/31/07 10:41 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
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you're.... Simply the Best!
Better than All the Rest...
!!!
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#212616 - 01/31/07 10:46 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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you're.... Simply the Best!
Better than All the Rest...
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Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met!
(at blowjobs, that is!) *slaps knee*
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#212617 - 02/01/07 12:31 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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you're.... Simply the Best!
Better than All the Rest...
!!!
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met!
(at blowjobs, that is!) *slaps knee*
Not just blowjobs, although that DOES immediately come to mind!!!    
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#212618 - 02/04/07 02:24 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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who pays gen padova?
I haven't been on this board long enough to get the reference, sorry. If any kind of sex worker says he/she enjoys her work, then who am I to dispute it? But...as a former whore, I can tell you with certainty that if I'd gone around stating publicly that I hated my work, I would have been out of business. 99% of whoring is telling men what they want to hear.
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