I was browsing over at Mike South's site earlier and found this little gem from Harry Zimm. Looking down his wish list for 2007, it's unfuckingcanny just how many of his wishes match with the XPT posters! Seriously, check 'em out.


Harry Zimm Wishes the following for 2007

I Wish someone would buy Jesse Jane a sandwich, she looks anorexic.

I wish Kurt Lockwood would hit it big with his band, so he would leave porn forever.

I wish gay porn guys would stop crossing over, they are fuckin porn up, if you do gay porn stay there.

I wish porners would use more normal looking guys hows a guy like me supposed to project into a scene with these no neck, steroid enhanced, viagra popping meat heads?

I wish Porn Valley would release half the product with twice the quality.

I wish XBix luck, they are going to need it.

I wish the FSC would die the death it has been fighting for years.

I wish any girl who doesn't do boy/girl would go away, if you don't fuck you shouldn't be in porn.

I wish Rob Black, Mark Handel (Kahn Tusion), and Max Hardcore would go down on assault and battery charges, then get sued for reckless endangerment.

I wish my buddy Mike South gets inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame.

I wish his friend Goddess would get over her Cops obsession.

I wish just 10% of the people who call themselves "directors" would take a single film class at UCLA

I wish the Britney Spears sex tape would hurry up and come out

I wish Luke Ford would find his soul mate, assuming he has a soul.

I wish the government would just leave me the fuck alone to do as I please with my life.

I wish more politicians would follow Bob Barr to the Libertarian Party

I wish Newt Gingrich would choke on his own tongue, thus curtailing HIS free speech

I wish Tim and Felicia Fox a happy healthy baby

I wish Wankus would just go away

I wish Sharon Mitchell would get a REAL diploma

Speaking of I wish AVN would quit calling her Dr Sharon Mitchell Phd, it's poor form and incorrect grammar even if she were one.

I wish Derek Hay would be sent back to the UK permanently

I wish Eva Angelina would do me

I wish you all a happy and prosperous new year.

See what I mean? Incindentally, I made an error which is how come I edited this baby.

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I wish Porn Valley would release half the product with twice the quality.

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Bingo!