"I stole this picture from David LaChapelle's website because I love you. He has lots more and I know he won't miss just one. You remind me of a blow up doll I used to have. I loved her very much and we were very happy together for years until she ran off with the tire puncture repair guy at the local garage. I saw you on the cover of PHOTO Magazine, the Italian one no less and I fell in love with you then. Please write back soon and let me know when you can over and play video games. I make great sandwiches. Please bring your jammies if you want to stay all night. If you call and a Russian girl answers don't worry she is just the cleaning lady.
Sincerely
John
PS If you hear from Jeff Mullen he is almost married."
Fuck... that's some heartfelt shit. But look at Lil' Kim's face. It DOES look like a blowup doll!!!!