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#211969 - 01/03/07 05:44 PM i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
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the other day. someone had it on at a party and i was transfixed as the chicks battled it out wearing sweatpants, sneakers and c. 1989 nba jerseys. it was always late night, some chick would call another one a ho and it was on like donkey kong- hair pulling, eye gouging and head-down windmill punching. surrounding the fight would be 30 spectators, mostly men shouting out "pull out a boob" or occasionally "beat that bitch". eventually the fatter one would tire out and throw a haymaker to stop the fight. rarely, someone would intervene.

i've never seen chicks fight in real life other than an obese chick brawl at a london pub. i clearly don't hang around the right mix of poor and emotionally unstable women.

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#211970 - 01/03/07 05:46 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
jamesn Offline
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when they're rich, emotionally unstable women get hotter.
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#211971 - 01/03/07 05:49 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
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maybe, but the question is do they throwdown?

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#211972 - 01/03/07 05:52 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
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Haven't Dillan Lauren & Tory Lane have their share of physical quabbles in the smut biz?
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#211973 - 01/03/07 06:09 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
Dr. Mordo Offline
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Registered: 04/04/06
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when they're rich, emotionally unstable women get hotter.




This is some funny shit.
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#211974 - 01/03/07 06:09 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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when they're rich, emotionally unstable women get hotter.




True dat. I was at a sweet 16 in high school and two seriously hot chicks from another school got into it over whose bmi was lower and whose myspace pics were stolen from some girl who had gotten out of recovery's profile. Instantly, the blonde was in a topless leg lock.
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#211975 - 01/03/07 06:11 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
jamesn Offline
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we're all in recovery. i just quit.
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#211976 - 01/03/07 06:26 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
gia jordan Offline
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when they're rich, emotionally unstable women get hotter.




True dat. I was at a sweet 16 in high school and two seriously hot chicks from another school got into it over whose bmi was lower and whose myspace pics were stolen from some girl who had gotten out of recovery's profile. Instantly, the blonde was in a topless leg lock.




I lied. MySpace wasn't invented yet and I'm older than Tom.

It was my yoga teacher's kid's party.
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#211977 - 01/03/07 06:36 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
Eddie Normous Offline
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Quote:

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when they're rich, emotionally unstable women get hotter.




True dat. I was at a sweet 16 in high school and two seriously hot chicks from another school got into it over whose bmi was lower and whose myspace pics were stolen from some girl who had gotten out of recovery's profile. Instantly, the blonde was in a topless leg lock.




I lied. MySpace wasn't invented yet and I'm older than Tom.

It was my yoga teacher's kid's party.




regardless, the story is hot.

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#211978 - 01/03/07 06:38 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
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Registered: 07/12/06
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you should have filmed it and sold it

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#211979 - 01/03/07 08:08 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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When I was in high school on LI, a girl started at the school in the middle of her Junior year - which I think is harder for girls. Add to it that name was "Hussey".

She was very attractive and I was lucky enought to be assigned to help her with math. So while we were in the library, the lacrosse captain spies her and comes over and they start chatting it up.

Problem: His girlfriend sees and she's Irish.

Fast forward to gym and the looks, words and threats boil over into full-blown cat fight. Hair, underwear, Hussey's right "C", and a other girl's "B"s just a'flapping in the breeze. All in front of about 90 people.

I swear it seems like that 2 minutes took an hour.

A male gym teacher and I broke them apart. I gave the crying Ms. Hussey my t-shirt and she pushed her wet crying face to my chest ...


I just got a woody telling this!
I love that memory!

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#211980 - 01/03/07 08:15 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
jamesn Offline
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can we just have sex and blame it on the jews???
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#211981 - 01/03/07 08:43 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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can we just have sex and blame it on the jews???




Are we in Europe?
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#211982 - 01/03/07 08:55 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
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Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
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can we just have sex and blame it on the jews???




Are we in Europe?



If we were in Europe we'd all be shirtless in the CatClub masturbating together to the delight of Windsock
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#211983 - 01/03/07 11:20 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
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I lied. MySpace wasn't invented yet and I'm older than Tom.




Shhh, you're not supposed to tell us that!! Whores lie, remember!?
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#211984 - 01/04/07 04:52 AM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
steveb Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
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I lied. MySpace wasn't invented yet and I'm older than Tom.




Shhh, you're not supposed to tell us that!! Whores lie, remember!?




Tom is actually the first truly sentient A.I. and only became "alive" a few years ago, so we're all older than Tom.

And all equally doomed when he starts (the long delayed) World War 3.



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#211985 - 01/04/07 07:43 PM Re: i watched a "real" female streetfight dvd
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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I lied. MySpace wasn't invented yet and I'm older than Tom.




Shhh, you're not supposed to tell us that!! Whores lie, remember!?





What if she's lying about the lying?

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