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#211689 - 01/02/07 04:47 PM
i'm confused
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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i'm trying to catch up on a weeks worth of xpt, and someone needs to bring me up to speed- so no one likes phlog and gonzo's a man? what else have i missed?
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#211690 - 01/02/07 05:14 PM
Re: i'm confused
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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i'm trying to catch up on a weeks worth of xpt, and someone needs to bring me up to speed- so no one likes phlog and gonzo's a man? what else have i missed?
Well, it seems the Bukkake Bear is residing in my Mendocino home, Charles Barkely doesnt like the fact I didnt invite him to my New Year's Eve party, which I survived intact along with my house despite having twice as many guests I actually invited, and furthermore he has me flirting/dating half the chicks in porn, which Gen vehemently denies on my behalf.
James, Willie and Bornyo continue to be the most interesting, brilliant posters, but I think Bornyo is annoyed with me because I wont send him a complimentary case of Eye of the Hawk ale.
We have also learned that Kelly Wells is completely sane, the baseball bats she sticks up her own and other chick's ass is a conscious, pleasurable choice.
I've been totally perplexed and confused about Gonzo Girl since day one....
So Eddie, when you making your Sojourn to Los Angeles?
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#211691 - 01/02/07 05:16 PM
Re: i'm confused
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Big Moose sucked a cock in a 3-way.
XPT got cited on SomethingAwful.
Ceara reveals a gangbang fantasy but is all talk.
Da Burg had a big party but should have just got a whore.
Sierra hasn't posted since becoming moderator.
Mia and Holly got a big spread in Fox.
People look funny when cropped onto a dancing elf.
Biff needs remedial reading help.
King changed his name and avatar hourly.
We concluded that SC left the US legally in 1860.
Everyone believes Saddam is in hell.
Holly Randall is XPT's choice to give a "Dick in the Box".
Jamesn bumped every thread in XPT but 3.
Gia looks like my mommy.
Kelly Wells is loopy but cool.
Ben got out of the bunny cage and started nibbling at Gia.
Sasha Grey continues to not be XPT's favorite whore.
Gen missed her bathing suit.
Calling people gay is still considered the ultimate put-down.
UFC fighting is gay.
Gunker makes great looking food - even non-Ukrainian dishes.
Jeff found some other whores ugly.
FatMan bombarded the board with 100s of pointless posts during his recent manic episodes.
No one noticed that you were gone.
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#211692 - 01/02/07 05:41 PM
Re: i'm confused
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Excellent synopsis Fatman. Where have you posted prior to XPT? Burg I'm not mad at ya about the beer, bro. To get that free brew I'm afraid I'd have to give you my home address and nothing gives me the nightsweats worse than imagining you careening down my driveway in your jaguar with a load of drunken whores, booze, pills and that case of beer!:bananachristmasvacation: I guess I'll just buy it to try it. 
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#211693 - 01/02/07 05:44 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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thanks for the heads up fatman. so, business as usual.
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#211694 - 01/02/07 06:28 PM
Re: i'm confused
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Bornyo.
Outside of a comment or two on IMDB, I've never been part of a board before.
I had VOWED never to be one after I saw the CEO of my company ripped apart on FuckedCompany - they called him a child molester and worse. He could be a complete dick, but he did not deserve to be emotionally destroyed.
My writing is therapeutic.
I determined that I would go to jail - or be seriously damaged - if I continued to express my anger and angst thru physical confrontation. I found I had a talent to address my feelings and beliefs in writing. Mostly I write to entertain myself - if others like it, even better.
My introduction here was a googled thread on XPT's least favorite WT twins.
LOVED it, registered, stuck around and started posting more regularly in Nov.
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#211695 - 01/02/07 06:37 PM
Re: i'm confused
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Excellent synopsis Fatman. Where have you posted prior to XPT?
Burg I'm not mad at ya about the beer, bro. To get that free brew I'm afraid I'd have to give you my home address and nothing gives me the nightsweats worse than imagining you careening down my driveway in your jaguar with a load of drunken whores, booze, pills and that case of beer!:bananachristmasvacation:
I guess I'll just buy it to try it.
Dude, havent had a Jag in years...I am no longer allowed to drive (for my safety, but mostly for the public's) I have a towncar and a couple of drivers who take me where I need to go everyday...it actually allows me to get a lot done. But seriously, I would NEVER just Careen unexpectedly down your driveway....I would call first before showing up with the Booze, Pills, Pot, gaggle of Hookers and my WW II commemorative Thompson Submachine Gun, 6 Drum Clips of 80 rounds and 8 watermelons for target practice. What's your phone number? 
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#211697 - 01/03/07 09:01 AM
Re: i'm confused
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Excellent synopsis Fatman. Where have you posted prior to XPT?
Burg I'm not mad at ya about the beer, bro. To get that free brew I'm afraid I'd have to give you my home address and nothing gives me the nightsweats worse than imagining you careening down my driveway in your jaguar with a load of drunken whores, booze, pills and that case of beer!:bananachristmasvacation:
I guess I'll just buy it to try it.
Dude, havent had a Jag in years...I am no longer allowed to drive (for my safety, but mostly for the public's) I have a towncar and a couple of drivers who take me where I need to go everyday...it actually allows me to get a lot done. But seriously, I would NEVER just Careen unexpectedly down your driveway....I would call first before showing up with the Booze, Pills, Pot, gaggle of Hookers and my WW II commemorative Thompson Submachine Gun, 6 Drum Clips of 80 rounds and 8 watermelons for target practice. What's your phone number?
Now, THAT sounds like my kind of party. Most people forget that blowing shit up / firing guns, are an extremely important part of any successful get together.
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#211698 - 01/03/07 09:39 AM
Re: i'm confused
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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Big Moose sucked a cock in a 3-way.
XPT got cited on SomethingAwful.
Ceara reveals a gangbang fantasy but is all talk.
Da Burg had a big party but should have just got a whore.
Sierra hasn't posted since becoming moderator.
Mia and Holly got a big spread in Fox.
People look funny when cropped onto a dancing elf.
Biff needs remedial reading help.
King changed his name and avatar hourly.
We concluded that SC left the US legally in 1860.
Everyone believes Saddam is in hell.
Holly Randall is XPT's choice to give a "Dick in the Box".
Jamesn bumped every thread in XPT but 3.
Gia looks like my mommy.
Kelly Wells is loopy but cool.
Ben got out of the bunny cage and started nibbling at Gia.
Sasha Grey continues to not be XPT's favorite whore.
Gen missed her bathing suit.
Calling people gay is still considered the ultimate put-down.
UFC fighting is gay.
Gunker makes great looking food - even non-Ukrainian dishes.
Jeff found some other whores ugly.
FatMan bombarded the board with 100s of pointless posts during his recent manic episodes.
No one noticed that you were gone.
Nicely done, Fatman. You think you could do this on a weekly basis? I'm often in need of the 'Cliff's Notes' version in an attempt to keep up.
Two things though: 1)the Sinn did post a couple of times right after being named a mod, but nothing within the last couple of weeks, and 2) UFC is gay ? Where did I miss that one?
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#211701 - 01/03/07 09:23 PM
Re: i'm confused
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
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i have posted sinve becoming a moderator! and i have been out of town with limited internet and this site takes too long to load when that happens!  
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#211702 - 01/03/07 09:27 PM
Re: i'm confused
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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The ninja returneth!!  You posted like 3 times?!? That's nothing!
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#211703 - 01/04/07 09:59 AM
Re: i'm confused
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
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The ninja returneth!!
You posted like 3 times?!? That's nothing!
Quality over quantity.
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#211705 - 01/04/07 01:44 PM
Re: i'm confused
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
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sorry i was not aware my posts were being tracked like a wild hedge hog in the wild tundra of africa. do you shoot them with tranqualizers and put tags in their ears? oh well!! so anyway ummm i am high and i am gonna go get higher hahaa 
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#211706 - 01/04/07 02:44 PM
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#211707 - 01/04/07 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#211708 - 01/04/07 07:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#211711 - 01/05/07 05:45 AM
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#211712 - 01/05/07 07:55 AM
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#211713 - 01/05/07 08:09 AM
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#211714 - 01/05/07 09:12 AM
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#211716 - 01/05/07 03:00 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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i am still high hahahahaaaaaaaa and i know all about the tundra and affrican saffari's n'at (hahaha if u know pittsburgh u know what that means ahhaa) steel workers coal miners same diff!! 
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#211717 - 01/05/07 10:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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(hahaha if u know pittsburgh u know what that means ahhaa)
I'm amazed at how many porn whores come out of the Steel City, or at least retire to it. Cynara Fox comes to mind all of a sudden.
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#211719 - 01/05/07 11:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The similarities being, all have made professional vocations out of playing with balls of some sort. "Har Har" - Mia Rose. Quote:
And great Quarterbacks: Unitas, Namath, Montana, Marino ...
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#211720 - 01/06/07 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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hey bornyo can i send you a circular saw amd have nothing tragic or embarassing come of it?
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#211721 - 01/06/07 04:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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hey bornyo can i send you a circular saw amd have nothing tragic or embarassing come of it?
I think you can. Does it have a blade suitable for chopping niggahs heads off?
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#211722 - 01/06/07 04:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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think it's just a standard milwaukee 6.5 sidewinder, it'll work for anyone but ray lewis is my guess.
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#211723 - 01/06/07 07:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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i'm trying to catch up on a weeks worth of xpt, and someone needs to bring me up to speed- so no one likes phlog and gonzo's a man? what else have i missed?
Welcome back Edward, be careful where you step.
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#211724 - 01/07/07 02:07 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#211725 - 01/07/07 06:37 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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i'm trying to catch up on a weeks worth of xpt, and someone needs to bring me up to speed- so no one likes phlog and gonzo's a man? what else have i missed?
Welcome back Edward, be careful where you step.
always, willie, always 
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