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#211562 - 01/02/07 07:34 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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well he MUST be forreal!

ps i am anti-gypsy too!
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#211563 - 01/02/07 08:00 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 08/26/03
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It's amusing to know that out there somewhere this guy really exists and has no idea that his image is being used on a porn board. And not just a porn board, XXXPT




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#211564 - 01/02/07 08:03 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Could this be yet another smelly monkey alt id?
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#211565 - 01/02/07 08:22 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Could this be yet another smelly monkey alt id?




It's getting more and more difficult these days. Now you have to set up a myspace also, damn! What's next? A wikipedia entry?
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#211566 - 01/02/07 08:24 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I tried to sign up as "Quinne" a month or two ago and Tony M shot me down.
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#211567 - 01/02/07 08:25 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Since when did Quinne become a Jewess from Long Island?



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#211568 - 01/02/07 08:27 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Since when did Quinne become a Jewess from Long Island?





They're everywhere!?!!??
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#211569 - 01/02/07 08:29 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Since when did Quinne become a Jewess from Long Island?







That hair is Madeline Kahn from Young Frankenstein

:bananaFRAU_BLUCHER_Neigh!!!!!:
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#211570 - 01/02/07 08:30 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I tried to sign up as "Quinne" a month or two ago and Tony M shot me down.




You cruel, cruel bastard!









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#211571 - 01/02/07 08:42 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Why does M William X Brighton III have an asterisk beside his name in the online page?




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#211572 - 01/02/07 08:47 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Doesn't that indicate a mod?

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Why does M William X Brighton III have an asterisk beside his name in the online page?


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#211573 - 01/02/07 08:50 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 09/23/04
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No it's because the dipshit put his icq address down as the numeral "1" in his profile.

I like windsocks profile better- it just says "buttsex".

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#211574 - 01/02/07 08:55 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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No it's because the dipshit put his icq address down as the numeral "1" in his profile.




That would figure - I believe I read he was the 1st to use this.

I think it is one of many accomplishments he left off his "CV".

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#211575 - 01/03/07 12:05 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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i went to high school like 5 miles from newbury. as an aside, there are some mad rich niggas in that place.




Forget the escort, but I knew several chicks from Newbury, they liked to come to Harvard Square (back in the late 80s early 90s) and hang out at places like The Charles Hotel, The Spaghetti Club and even that biker bar, the Bow and Arrow Pub....is that still there James?

One blurred evening, I remember being out with a group of friends and hooking up with a couple chicks who later said they were from the area, further specifying Newbury. We went into the Hong Kong at like 1:30 am (the only place worthwhile open at that hour that would still let us in...) One of the chicks paid for everything, which included about 8 scorpion bowls and a shitload of their MSG laden food, including the infamous Neon Pork (that pork shit they somehow color HOT PINK around the edges....looks great if you Puke it up later on...) Rich, bored, horny chicks in College RULE!

I miss the scorpion bowls by the way james, can you fed ex me one in a Haz Mat container?




I once walked all the way from the Common over to Hahvard at three in the morning in the middle of February and then pissed off that bridge over there (The Hornblower Bridge?). I was depressed and sad and was hoping some Roxbury nigga would stab me to death for the three dollars I had, but no one bothered me. I never felt so alone in my life. I ended up walking back, like all good New Englanders, to a Dunkin' Donuts on Boylston to cry in some coffee.

No point to this story. Just Boston. Good times.

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#211576 - 01/03/07 12:16 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Quote:

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i went to high school like 5 miles from newbury. as an aside, there are some mad rich niggas in that place.




Forget the escort, but I knew several chicks from Newbury, they liked to come to Harvard Square (back in the late 80s early 90s) and hang out at places like The Charles Hotel, The Spaghetti Club and even that biker bar, the Bow and Arrow Pub....is that still there James?

One blurred evening, I remember being out with a group of friends and hooking up with a couple chicks who later said they were from the area, further specifying Newbury. We went into the Hong Kong at like 1:30 am (the only place worthwhile open at that hour that would still let us in...) One of the chicks paid for everything, which included about 8 scorpion bowls and a shitload of their MSG laden food, including the infamous Neon Pork (that pork shit they somehow color HOT PINK around the edges....looks great if you Puke it up later on...) Rich, bored, horny chicks in College RULE!

I miss the scorpion bowls by the way james, can you fed ex me one in a Haz Mat container?




I once walked all the way from the Common over to Hahvard at three in the morning in the middle of February and then pissed off that bridge over there (The Hornblower Bridge?). I was depressed and sad and was hoping some Roxbury nigga would stab me to death for the three dollars I had, but no one bothered me. I never felt so alone in my life. I ended up walking back, like all good New Englanders, to a Dunkin' Donuts on Boylston to cry in some coffee.

No point to this story. Just Boston. Good times.





Jesus christ this is making me laugh something fierce. I need some dope ASAP, I cant handle this...
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#211577 - 01/03/07 06:41 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
which dunkin on boylston?

ok, funniest newbuyrport story-had a friend from there in high school whose dad "managed money". it turned out it was all slave-related shipping money from the 1830's. still had an ill-spread in manchester by the sea. so obviuosly no bxxx's had worked for a century. the guy constantly wore a blazer, was so house-rich it was comedy. i remember going to their "sailing house' in york maine while the guy just threw his glassware into the north atlantic every time he finished a drink from his deck. he finished like 22 drinks.


Edited by jamesn (01/03/07 06:42 AM)
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#211578 - 01/03/07 07:26 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 09/23/04
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#211579 - 01/03/07 07:39 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I hate youtube, but here's old WXBIII set to music.







Yessssss.....commander Mcbrag. "Quite"
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#211580 - 01/03/07 08:11 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

i went to high school like 5 miles from newbury. as an aside, there are some mad rich niggas in that place.




When Jamesn says you're rich, your rich.

I'm loving WXBIII! More pics of this character is a must-see.




The feeling is more than mutual Ms. Jordan. You remind me a bit of one of my wives (before her 8 children of course). As per your request, I bestow upon you more pics: http://www.myspace.com/wxbiii




oh..the myspace page you made the same day.

Quote:

Signup Date:
Jan 2 2007 6:30 PM




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#211581 - 01/03/07 08:22 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I call bullshit. Tried Googling a few of your "accomplishments", with no results.




You actually went to the point of googling it???? Jesus dude, welcome to the club of people who aren't completely retarded. Keep the bar low vodguy, keep it low.

WXB3 Best alt id of the week. Rock on ya snobby nigga!!




I Googled his name, and the "Anti-Gypsy" thing out of sheer curiousity, you inbred ass-clown.

Keep on living in ignorance as opposed to seeking information, c62, natural selection will eventually catch up with you.

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#211582 - 01/03/07 08:48 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]

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oh..the myspace page you made the same day.

Quote:

Signup Date:
Jan 2 2007 6:30 PM







It's just the "Rev", or someone else that enjoys creating, playing and posting eccentric characters.

"Guapo" play the Ebo "nigga".

Gia seems to enjoy it.
Yesterday when I check MySpace she was his only friend.


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#211583 - 01/03/07 09:38 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Essentric?? you meen like Big Moose when he tries to act straight??


Edited by Peeter OTool (01/03/07 09:40 AM)
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#211584 - 01/03/07 10:16 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
Quote:

which dunkin on boylston?




Oh, yeah shit there's like one every forty feet. Pretty sure it was the one on Tremont and Boylston where all those faggy kids from Emerson (Fayner) live.

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#211585 - 01/03/07 11:05 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
fayner didn't go to college. his parents paid for a "univeristy" to go find him at all costs.
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#211586 - 01/03/07 06:56 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291


nice quinne shot but fuck i hate the oversized sunglasses look. looking like a fly is just plain retarded, even if it does give you more room to show off the fake gucci logo you think validates your existence. i can't wait for this trend to die out, it's been like two years and that's more than long enough.

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#211587 - 01/03/07 07:05 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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nice quinne shot but fuck i hate the oversized sunglasses look. looking like a fly is just plain retarded, even if it does give you more room to show off the fake gucci logo you think validates your existence. i can't wait for this trend to die out, it's been like two years and that's more than long enough.




Thank you Eddy. I was trying to be nice and bite my tongue. Any chick that looks my way wearing those Sally Jesse Raphael THINGS; I grin at how rediculous they look while they're probably thinking I'm being nice with every person that passes my direction. Little do they know.

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#211588 - 01/03/07 07:21 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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i hate the oversized sunglasses look. looking like a fly is just plain retarded, even if it does give you more room to show off the fake gucci logo you think validates your existence. i can't wait for this trend to die out, it's been like two years and that's more than long enough.




All the more reason to focus on the tits and ass, everything else is secondary and pointless when they're naked.
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#211589 - 01/03/07 08:54 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

nice quinne shot but fuck i hate the oversized sunglasses look. looking like a fly is just plain retarded, even if it does give you more room to show off the fake gucci logo you think validates your existence. i can't wait for this trend to die out, it's been like two years and that's more than long enough.




By any chance, could your drop leaflets stating this over greater Los Angeles, along with a liberal amount of malathion? If money is an issue, Burg will finance it.

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#211590 - 01/07/07 02:09 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Fayner Is God Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/11/03
Posts: 78
Loc: Hollywood
that dunkin donuts on tremont and boylston was right across from where i lived at 62 boylston and i worked in the alley half a block away where i was a suspect in that nanny murder back in 97.

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#211591 - 01/07/07 02:25 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...where i was a suspect in that nanny murder back in 97.




You know you need to tell someone Fayner it's tearing you up inside. Go ahead open up and share it with us.

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#211592 - 01/07/07 02:26 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i used to buy blow for outrageous prices at the downtown crossing 7-11. there is not a legit black person shopping there fayner.
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#211593 - 01/07/07 06:42 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Quote:

nice quinne shot but fuck i hate the oversized sunglasses look. looking like a fly is just plain retarded, even if it does give you more room to show off the fake gucci logo you think validates your existence. i can't wait for this trend to die out, it's been like two years and that's more than long enough.




By any chance, could your drop leaflets stating this over greater Los Angeles, along with a liberal amount of malathion? If money is an issue, Burg will finance it.




done.

yo burg, if you're in a giving mood, there's an apartment in prague i'd love to buy.

king, you make a valid point: thus new quinne tittie shots are required, stat.

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#211594 - 01/08/07 03:42 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
Quote:

i used to buy blow for outrageous prices at the downtown crossing 7-11. there is not a legit black person shopping there fayner.




I think I went in there once for a Big Gulp. That Christy's on Tremont was pretty shady too. And Downtown Crossing is an overrated dump. Also, stay off the orange line after dark.

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#211595 - 01/08/07 03:46 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the peeps there all selll coke, 70 a g. solid tho
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#211596 - 01/08/07 03:59 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
Quote:

the peeps there all selll coke, 70 a g. solid tho





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#211597 - 01/08/07 06:26 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
per Eddie's request



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#211598 - 01/08/07 06:29 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
i can offer nothing more than a generic "nice cans"

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#211599 - 01/08/07 06:40 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
My God! She doesn't have cankles at all!

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#211600 - 01/08/07 07:18 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

My God! She doesn't have cankles at all!




co-sign, I was going to say they shopped the piano legs off her.
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#211601 - 01/08/07 07:19 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]





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#211602 - 01/08/07 07:24 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
She looks like one of loop's dolls in that photo.
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