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#211512 - 01/02/07 08:52 AM A Modest Introduction
WXBIII Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/02/07
Posts: 18
Loc: Newbury, Ma
Greetings fellow pornography fans. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is William X. Brighton III. My overreaching goal for joining this fine board is threefold: 1. To discuss the adult film industry. 2. To review adult films. 3. To bring some gravely needed class and dignity to XPT. In order to help you people better understand myslelf, allow me to inform you of my background as well as my distinguished accomplishments:

- I was born in Merideth, New Hampshire on October 20, 1955.
- I am classically a trained pianist.
- I graduated from Yale with a 4.2GPA. My awards were plentiful. Most notably, I received the Edward O. Millswell award for excellency.
- I currently hold 17 records for the Yale track and field team.
- I have climbed Mt. Everest three times.
- I have made love to over 3,000 women of 17 different nationalities.
- I have set foot on every continent on Earth.
- I am the founder of Clyde Downing Project.
- I served in Operation Desert Storm, where I registered 147 confirmed kills, most of them adult males.
- I served on the board of trustees for the Atlantic Coast Citizens Alliance (ACCA).
- I have fathered 27 children, none of which I have any social or financial ties with whatsoever.
- While wintering in Wisconsin in 1978, I overpowered and killed a 12 point buck with my bare hands.
- I have fostered 4 generations of champion Irish Wolfhounds.
- I am one of only three people certified to handle nuclear waste in the state of South Dakota.
- I founded the Plaat County Anti-terrorist Action Squad.
- I made the 12th largest diamond mine discovery in South Africa.
- I have discovered and named 137 recognized species.
- I have over 400 publications in journals ranging from economics to abnormal psychology.
- I am the founder of the South Point Anti-gypsy league.
- I spent 7 years in the CIA.
- I own every adult film released in the United States between 1978-2003.
- I spent 3 years with the Hnu tribe of Papua New Guinea.
- I own and operate 7 factories in four different countries.
- I am trained in muaythai and took 3rd place in the Stranton County regional tough man competition.
- I tried out for the Buffalo Bills in 1977, ‘81, ‘82, and ‘93.
- I have appeared in 5 major motion picture films.
- I served as a liasion for the 9/11 Commission.
- I have written 27 novels, 15 of which have been published.
- I was paralyzed in a ski lift accident in 1987. I have since made a full recovery and can leg press over 3,000 lbs.
- I mentored Cliffton L. Jameson, the inventor of the commercial drug Plavix.
- I am a legal citizen of Belgium, Italy, and Turkmenistan.

These are just a few of my numerous accomplishments. I look forward to cordially conversing with all of you concerning all that is unclean.

Sincerely,
William X. Brighton III
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#211513 - 01/02/07 09:05 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
You can't make love to 3,000 women. That's like saying I've made love to the friggin men in the industry while doing movies. How sickening! People like you ruin the true meaning behind what love is and really should be. You suck.



You ought to be castrated for fathering so many children and being a dead beat.

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#211514 - 01/02/07 09:12 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Your CV reads like my business card.



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#211515 - 01/02/07 09:15 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
I call bullshit. Tried Googling a few of your "accomplishments", with no results.

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#211516 - 01/02/07 09:20 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I must formally call Shenanigans on our new member. Or should I say on one of our old member's alt IDs. No one man born since 1870 could accomplish so much in one lifetime. Plus the paralyzed, cured and leg pressing shit was just too funny.

This post should be in the Cage, but full marks for an amusing intro.
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#211517 - 01/02/07 09:22 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

I must formally call Shenanigans on our new member. Or should I say on one of our old member's alt IDs. No one man born since 1870 could accomplish so much in one lifetime. Plus the paralyzed, cured and leg pressing shit was just too funny.

This post should be in the Cage, but full marks for an amusing intro.




I particularly enjoyed the "South Point Anti-gypsy league" part.

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#211518 - 01/02/07 10:55 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
KneelandBobDylan Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/26/06
Posts: 43
Loc: 3rd stone from the sun.
It's an alternym, OR some jackass is trying to make a "character "....either way I call elephant shit.

***edited to move the emotes****
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#211519 - 01/02/07 11:04 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
WXBIII Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/02/07
Posts: 18
Loc: Newbury, Ma
Quote:

You can't make love to 3,000 women. That's like saying I've made love to the friggin men in the industry while doing movies. How sickening! People like you ruin the true meaning behind what love is and really should be. You suck.



You ought to be castrated for fathering so many children and being a dead beat.




I have made love to no fewer than 12 of your scenes Ms. Padova. To be called a dead beat by you is nothing short of an honor.
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#211520 - 01/02/07 11:11 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I seriously enjoyed this thread, glad he chose Yale as the source of his bullshit. Who was the fake Ivy League chick last year that harrased me and James, and made me fear, for a brief moment, that Elizabeth 'slurpy' Wurtzel had registered here to haunt me some more? Was it "liz the bunny"? :bananadepressedprozacslut:
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#211521 - 01/02/07 11:18 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Man, some of you guys take trolls way too seriously.

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#211522 - 01/02/07 11:27 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
WXBIII Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/02/07
Posts: 18
Loc: Newbury, Ma
I'd like to thank my fellow XPTers for the overwhelming, immediate, and warm responses. I'm still trying to keep up with all the pm's. With 8 replies in just over 2 hours, I calculate my welcome thread will have well over 35,00 posts by the end of 2007. I am William X. Brighton III. I hear you XPT.
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#211523 - 01/02/07 11:35 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
WXBIII Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/02/07
Posts: 18
Loc: Newbury, Ma
Quote:

Man, some of you guys take trolls way too seriously.




Ahh yes the lovely Ceara Lynch. I recently narrated your Barely Legal spread for blind children during a recent humanitarian trip to west Africa. There was hardly a dry (or functional) eye in the hut.
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#211524 - 01/02/07 11:44 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I'm sure Meredith, NH would appreciate if you spelled it properly, especially seeing as you're from there.


However, I could understand if you fucked up the adjoining Lake Winnipesaukee.

Quote:

- I was born in Merideth, New Hampshire on October 20, 1955.


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#211525 - 01/02/07 11:45 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Would have been better in the Monkey Cage, but some entertainment value in a noblesse oblige porn aficionado, so we will wait and see if he can do anything to equal the Gonzogirl trainwreck.

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#211526 - 01/02/07 11:50 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Man, some of you guys take trolls way too seriously.




Ahh yes the lovely Ceara Lynch. I recently narrated your Barely Legal spread for blind children during a recent humanitarian trip to west Africa. There was hardly a dry (or functional) eye in the hut.




I know a escort in Newbury, or I did know one, circa 1995-96...she was pretty hot, charged 500 an hour incall back then...I think her name was Sylvia. Or was it Amanda? No clue if she is still in biz, but you might try the local 'scene' publication, see if she is listed. She specifically mentions/targets Ivy League Gentlemen....just bring a photocopy of your ....'Yale Diploma'....and she will be woman number 3001. She's easy going, even for a hooker, she'll let you 'make love' to her, she doesnt avoid eye contact like most whores. Unless you look like Karl Rove....
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#211527 - 01/02/07 12:37 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
WXBIII Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/02/07
Posts: 18
Loc: Newbury, Ma
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Man, some of you guys take trolls way too seriously.




Ahh yes the lovely Ceara Lynch. I recently narrated your Barely Legal spread for blind children during a recent humanitarian trip to west Africa. There was hardly a dry (or functional) eye in the hut.




I know a escort in Newbury, or I did know one, circa 1995-96...she was pretty hot, charged 500 an hour incall back then...I think her name was Sylvia. Or was it Amanda? No clue if she is still in biz, but you might try the local 'scene' publication, see if she is listed. She specifically mentions/targets Ivy League Gentlemen....just bring a photocopy of your ....'Yale Diploma'....and she will be woman number 3001. She's easy going, even for a hooker, she'll let you 'make love' to her, she doesnt avoid eye contact like most whores. Unless you look like Karl Rove....




Thanks for the info DB. Is she by any chance Cantonese? I'm trying to check that one off the list.
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#211528 - 01/02/07 12:41 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I don't like you smart people
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#211529 - 01/02/07 12:42 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

I seriously enjoyed this thread, glad he chose Yale as the source of his bullshit. Who was the fake Ivy League chick last year that harrased me and James, and made me fear, for a brief moment, that Elizabeth 'slurpy' Wurtzel had registered here to haunt me some more? Was it "liz the bunny"? :bananadepressedprozacslut:



That was "ivy league slut" who was using pictures of the Polish whore Ines Cudna, outed by yours truly.

Point your mouse here and click you degenerate.

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#211530 - 01/02/07 12:49 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I'm glad the smart people are posting here instead of running the country into the ground or trying to force tears at Gerald Ford's shindig.

WillieD: quality outing, btw. ::golfclap::
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#211531 - 01/02/07 01:02 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
This is comical. Carry on.
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#211532 - 01/02/07 01:13 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
There's something about the pompousness, the intricacy of the farcical claims and the rhythm of the retorts....

I think it may be "Rev." guy Wille D sent packing.



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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#211533 - 01/02/07 01:36 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
Quote:

Quote:

Man, some of you guys take trolls way too seriously.




Ahh yes the lovely Ceara Lynch. I recently narrated your Barely Legal spread for blind children during a recent humanitarian trip to west Africa. There was hardly a dry (or functional) eye in the hut.




Ha. This is an awesome gimmick. I wondered if the guy was going to flame out faster than Columbia when that Indian bitch left the door open, but this guy has A-game for the General Forum. Stay out of the cage, though.

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#211534 - 01/02/07 01:49 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

There's something about the pompousness, the intricacy of the farcical claims and the rhythm of the retorts....

I think it may be "Rev." guy Wille D sent packing.








Can someone tell me how to work with a screen snapshot to where I can upload it to a picture file? I caught something interesting on the "Who's Online" screen a couple of weeks ago.
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#211535 - 01/02/07 02:02 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Paste in graphics program like paint and save as jpeg.


Attachments
202613-try.jpg (36 downloads)

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#211536 - 01/02/07 02:03 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
"alt- print screen" captures the screen, then you can paste it into photoshop or paintshop from your clipboard. Oh wait I guess you've already done that? Then save the image as a "jpg" file and attach/upload it.

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#211537 - 01/02/07 02:15 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Hmmm....



By the way, thanks for the help Fatman and Bornyo.


Attachments
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#211538 - 01/02/07 02:16 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Now that was a damn good catch, MB!
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#211539 - 01/02/07 02:19 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
It can't be "William Brighton" though because Ernest was registering a new user on 12-24th and Mr. Brighton registered his username today.

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#211540 - 01/02/07 02:21 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Maybe the preacher is Charles Barkley.

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#211541 - 01/02/07 02:21 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]


MADE MY FUCKING DAY!!!





MoronBoy!! MoronBoy!!! MoronBoy!!

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#211542 - 01/02/07 02:22 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Oooh, the plot thickens. Nod to The Fatman for even suggesting a witch hunt like this. I'd have expected it from our New England posters, personally, but well done FM.
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#211543 - 01/02/07 02:25 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Charles Barkley regged 12-30.

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#211544 - 01/02/07 02:26 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

It can't be "William Brighton" though because Ernest was registering a new user on 12-24th and Mr. Brighton registered his username today.




Doesn't mean he didn't just do it again.
Doesn't mean he did.

But it is evidence that he was trying.

Rev is gone, and this guy has his same fingerprints.
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#211545 - 01/02/07 02:36 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Plus, the day you see someone registering an id on the "who's online" may not be the same day that particular id is "approved" to start posting, so the day you see someone registering may not coincide with the reg date shown. Maybe.
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#211546 - 01/02/07 02:58 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
hahaha you have to be approved? I had no idea. At least don't remember it's been a long time.

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#211547 - 01/02/07 03:01 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

hahaha you have to be approved? I had no idea. At least don't remember it's been a long time.




You can thank pafh for the change in registration requirements.

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#211548 - 01/02/07 05:19 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I don't like you smart people




How's it going Cleetus?
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#211549 - 01/02/07 05:28 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Charles Barkley regged 12-30.




Are these reg dates accurate?

Have2CIt = Aug 9 2006??
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#211550 - 01/02/07 05:34 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Charles Barkley regged 12-30.




Are these reg dates accurate?

Have2CIt = Aug 9 2006??




No.

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#211551 - 01/02/07 05:50 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

I call bullshit. Tried Googling a few of your "accomplishments", with no results.




You actually went to the point of googling it???? Jesus dude, welcome to the club of people who aren't completely retarded. Keep the bar low vodguy, keep it low.

WXB3 Best alt id of the week. Rock on ya snobby nigga!!
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#211552 - 01/02/07 05:52 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i went to high school like 5 miles from newbury. as an aside, there are some mad rich niggas in that place.
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#211553 - 01/02/07 05:52 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
WXBIII Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/02/07
Posts: 18
Loc: Newbury, Ma
Quote:

It can't be "William Brighton" though because Ernest was registering a new user on 12-24th and Mr. Brighton registered his username today.




Gen is absolutely right. I discovered this board, registered, and began posting all on the same day: today, January 2nd, 2007.
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#211554 - 01/02/07 05:58 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

i went to high school like 5 miles from newbury. as an aside, there are some mad rich niggas in that place.




When Jamesn says you're rich, your rich.

I'm loving WXBIII! More pics of this character is a must-see.
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#211555 - 01/02/07 05:58 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
have you ever sucked or wanted to senshiliztim anothweer man's cock, soir. Emcuss m,er.
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#211556 - 01/02/07 05:59 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

have you ever sucked or wanted to senshiliztim anothweer man's cock, soir. Emcuss m,er.




Jealous, windsock?
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#211557 - 01/02/07 06:21 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

i went to high school like 5 miles from newbury. as an aside, there are some mad rich niggas in that place.




Forget the escort, but I knew several chicks from Newbury, they liked to come to Harvard Square (back in the late 80s early 90s) and hang out at places like The Charles Hotel, The Spaghetti Club and even that biker bar, the Bow and Arrow Pub....is that still there James?

One blurred evening, I remember being out with a group of friends and hooking up with a couple chicks who later said they were from the area, further specifying Newbury. We went into the Hong Kong at like 1:30 am (the only place worthwhile open at that hour that would still let us in...) One of the chicks paid for everything, which included about 8 scorpion bowls and a shitload of their MSG laden food, including the infamous Neon Pork (that pork shit they somehow color HOT PINK around the edges....looks great if you Puke it up later on...) Rich, bored, horny chicks in College RULE!

I miss the scorpion bowls by the way james, can you fed ex me one in a Haz Mat container?
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#211558 - 01/02/07 06:35 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
christ, and I thought the ufc/mma thread was gay. If burg sucks on james's root anymore about the glory days you may as well call this place xxxfalconstudiostalk.com
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#211559 - 01/02/07 06:49 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
gia, I'm saddened that your post was either removed or deleted by yourself
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#211560 - 01/02/07 07:00 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'll say it again then. I love you, Papercut.
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#211561 - 01/02/07 07:31 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
WXBIII Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/02/07
Posts: 18
Loc: Newbury, Ma
Quote:

Quote:

i went to high school like 5 miles from newbury. as an aside, there are some mad rich niggas in that place.




When Jamesn says you're rich, your rich.

I'm loving WXBIII! More pics of this character is a must-see.




The feeling is more than mutual Ms. Jordan. You remind me a bit of one of my wives (before her 8 children of course). As per your request, I bestow upon you more pics: http://www.myspace.com/wxbiii
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#211562 - 01/02/07 07:34 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
well he MUST be forreal!

ps i am anti-gypsy too!
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#211563 - 01/02/07 08:00 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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It's amusing to know that out there somewhere this guy really exists and has no idea that his image is being used on a porn board. And not just a porn board, XXXPT




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#211564 - 01/02/07 08:03 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Posts: 8160
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Could this be yet another smelly monkey alt id?
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#211565 - 01/02/07 08:22 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Could this be yet another smelly monkey alt id?




It's getting more and more difficult these days. Now you have to set up a myspace also, damn! What's next? A wikipedia entry?
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#211566 - 01/02/07 08:24 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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I tried to sign up as "Quinne" a month or two ago and Tony M shot me down.
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#211567 - 01/02/07 08:25 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Since when did Quinne become a Jewess from Long Island?



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#211568 - 01/02/07 08:27 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Since when did Quinne become a Jewess from Long Island?





They're everywhere!?!!??
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#211569 - 01/02/07 08:29 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Since when did Quinne become a Jewess from Long Island?







That hair is Madeline Kahn from Young Frankenstein

:bananaFRAU_BLUCHER_Neigh!!!!!:
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#211570 - 01/02/07 08:30 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I tried to sign up as "Quinne" a month or two ago and Tony M shot me down.




You cruel, cruel bastard!









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#211571 - 01/02/07 08:42 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Why does M William X Brighton III have an asterisk beside his name in the online page?




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#211572 - 01/02/07 08:47 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Doesn't that indicate a mod?

Quote:

Why does M William X Brighton III have an asterisk beside his name in the online page?


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#211573 - 01/02/07 08:50 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
No it's because the dipshit put his icq address down as the numeral "1" in his profile.

I like windsocks profile better- it just says "buttsex".

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#211574 - 01/02/07 08:55 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 04/14/06
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No it's because the dipshit put his icq address down as the numeral "1" in his profile.




That would figure - I believe I read he was the 1st to use this.

I think it is one of many accomplishments he left off his "CV".

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#211575 - 01/03/07 12:05 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
Quote:

Quote:

i went to high school like 5 miles from newbury. as an aside, there are some mad rich niggas in that place.




Forget the escort, but I knew several chicks from Newbury, they liked to come to Harvard Square (back in the late 80s early 90s) and hang out at places like The Charles Hotel, The Spaghetti Club and even that biker bar, the Bow and Arrow Pub....is that still there James?

One blurred evening, I remember being out with a group of friends and hooking up with a couple chicks who later said they were from the area, further specifying Newbury. We went into the Hong Kong at like 1:30 am (the only place worthwhile open at that hour that would still let us in...) One of the chicks paid for everything, which included about 8 scorpion bowls and a shitload of their MSG laden food, including the infamous Neon Pork (that pork shit they somehow color HOT PINK around the edges....looks great if you Puke it up later on...) Rich, bored, horny chicks in College RULE!

I miss the scorpion bowls by the way james, can you fed ex me one in a Haz Mat container?




I once walked all the way from the Common over to Hahvard at three in the morning in the middle of February and then pissed off that bridge over there (The Hornblower Bridge?). I was depressed and sad and was hoping some Roxbury nigga would stab me to death for the three dollars I had, but no one bothered me. I never felt so alone in my life. I ended up walking back, like all good New Englanders, to a Dunkin' Donuts on Boylston to cry in some coffee.

No point to this story. Just Boston. Good times.

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#211576 - 01/03/07 12:16 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

i went to high school like 5 miles from newbury. as an aside, there are some mad rich niggas in that place.




Forget the escort, but I knew several chicks from Newbury, they liked to come to Harvard Square (back in the late 80s early 90s) and hang out at places like The Charles Hotel, The Spaghetti Club and even that biker bar, the Bow and Arrow Pub....is that still there James?

One blurred evening, I remember being out with a group of friends and hooking up with a couple chicks who later said they were from the area, further specifying Newbury. We went into the Hong Kong at like 1:30 am (the only place worthwhile open at that hour that would still let us in...) One of the chicks paid for everything, which included about 8 scorpion bowls and a shitload of their MSG laden food, including the infamous Neon Pork (that pork shit they somehow color HOT PINK around the edges....looks great if you Puke it up later on...) Rich, bored, horny chicks in College RULE!

I miss the scorpion bowls by the way james, can you fed ex me one in a Haz Mat container?




I once walked all the way from the Common over to Hahvard at three in the morning in the middle of February and then pissed off that bridge over there (The Hornblower Bridge?). I was depressed and sad and was hoping some Roxbury nigga would stab me to death for the three dollars I had, but no one bothered me. I never felt so alone in my life. I ended up walking back, like all good New Englanders, to a Dunkin' Donuts on Boylston to cry in some coffee.

No point to this story. Just Boston. Good times.





Jesus christ this is making me laugh something fierce. I need some dope ASAP, I cant handle this...
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#211577 - 01/03/07 06:41 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 04/17/04
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
which dunkin on boylston?

ok, funniest newbuyrport story-had a friend from there in high school whose dad "managed money". it turned out it was all slave-related shipping money from the 1830's. still had an ill-spread in manchester by the sea. so obviuosly no bxxx's had worked for a century. the guy constantly wore a blazer, was so house-rich it was comedy. i remember going to their "sailing house' in york maine while the guy just threw his glassware into the north atlantic every time he finished a drink from his deck. he finished like 22 drinks.


Edited by jamesn (01/03/07 06:42 AM)
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#211578 - 01/03/07 07:26 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Registered: 09/23/04
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#211579 - 01/03/07 07:39 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I hate youtube, but here's old WXBIII set to music.







Yessssss.....commander Mcbrag. "Quite"
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#211580 - 01/03/07 08:11 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

i went to high school like 5 miles from newbury. as an aside, there are some mad rich niggas in that place.




When Jamesn says you're rich, your rich.

I'm loving WXBIII! More pics of this character is a must-see.




The feeling is more than mutual Ms. Jordan. You remind me a bit of one of my wives (before her 8 children of course). As per your request, I bestow upon you more pics: http://www.myspace.com/wxbiii




oh..the myspace page you made the same day.

Quote:

Signup Date:
Jan 2 2007 6:30 PM




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#211581 - 01/03/07 08:22 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

I call bullshit. Tried Googling a few of your "accomplishments", with no results.




You actually went to the point of googling it???? Jesus dude, welcome to the club of people who aren't completely retarded. Keep the bar low vodguy, keep it low.

WXB3 Best alt id of the week. Rock on ya snobby nigga!!




I Googled his name, and the "Anti-Gypsy" thing out of sheer curiousity, you inbred ass-clown.

Keep on living in ignorance as opposed to seeking information, c62, natural selection will eventually catch up with you.

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#211582 - 01/03/07 08:48 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]

Quote:

oh..the myspace page you made the same day.

Quote:

Signup Date:
Jan 2 2007 6:30 PM







It's just the "Rev", or someone else that enjoys creating, playing and posting eccentric characters.

"Guapo" play the Ebo "nigga".

Gia seems to enjoy it.
Yesterday when I check MySpace she was his only friend.


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#211583 - 01/03/07 09:38 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Essentric?? you meen like Big Moose when he tries to act straight??


Edited by Peeter OTool (01/03/07 09:40 AM)
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#211584 - 01/03/07 10:16 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
Quote:

which dunkin on boylston?




Oh, yeah shit there's like one every forty feet. Pretty sure it was the one on Tremont and Boylston where all those faggy kids from Emerson (Fayner) live.

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#211585 - 01/03/07 11:05 AM Re: A Modest Introduction
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
fayner didn't go to college. his parents paid for a "univeristy" to go find him at all costs.
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#211586 - 01/03/07 06:56 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
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nice quinne shot but fuck i hate the oversized sunglasses look. looking like a fly is just plain retarded, even if it does give you more room to show off the fake gucci logo you think validates your existence. i can't wait for this trend to die out, it's been like two years and that's more than long enough.

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#211587 - 01/03/07 07:05 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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nice quinne shot but fuck i hate the oversized sunglasses look. looking like a fly is just plain retarded, even if it does give you more room to show off the fake gucci logo you think validates your existence. i can't wait for this trend to die out, it's been like two years and that's more than long enough.




Thank you Eddy. I was trying to be nice and bite my tongue. Any chick that looks my way wearing those Sally Jesse Raphael THINGS; I grin at how rediculous they look while they're probably thinking I'm being nice with every person that passes my direction. Little do they know.

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#211588 - 01/03/07 07:21 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:



i hate the oversized sunglasses look. looking like a fly is just plain retarded, even if it does give you more room to show off the fake gucci logo you think validates your existence. i can't wait for this trend to die out, it's been like two years and that's more than long enough.




All the more reason to focus on the tits and ass, everything else is secondary and pointless when they're naked.
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#211589 - 01/03/07 08:54 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

nice quinne shot but fuck i hate the oversized sunglasses look. looking like a fly is just plain retarded, even if it does give you more room to show off the fake gucci logo you think validates your existence. i can't wait for this trend to die out, it's been like two years and that's more than long enough.




By any chance, could your drop leaflets stating this over greater Los Angeles, along with a liberal amount of malathion? If money is an issue, Burg will finance it.

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#211590 - 01/07/07 02:09 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/11/03
Posts: 78
Loc: Hollywood
that dunkin donuts on tremont and boylston was right across from where i lived at 62 boylston and i worked in the alley half a block away where i was a suspect in that nanny murder back in 97.

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#211591 - 01/07/07 02:25 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...where i was a suspect in that nanny murder back in 97.




You know you need to tell someone Fayner it's tearing you up inside. Go ahead open up and share it with us.

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#211592 - 01/07/07 02:26 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i used to buy blow for outrageous prices at the downtown crossing 7-11. there is not a legit black person shopping there fayner.
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#211593 - 01/07/07 06:42 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Quote:

nice quinne shot but fuck i hate the oversized sunglasses look. looking like a fly is just plain retarded, even if it does give you more room to show off the fake gucci logo you think validates your existence. i can't wait for this trend to die out, it's been like two years and that's more than long enough.




By any chance, could your drop leaflets stating this over greater Los Angeles, along with a liberal amount of malathion? If money is an issue, Burg will finance it.




done.

yo burg, if you're in a giving mood, there's an apartment in prague i'd love to buy.

king, you make a valid point: thus new quinne tittie shots are required, stat.

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#211594 - 01/08/07 03:42 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
Quote:

i used to buy blow for outrageous prices at the downtown crossing 7-11. there is not a legit black person shopping there fayner.




I think I went in there once for a Big Gulp. That Christy's on Tremont was pretty shady too. And Downtown Crossing is an overrated dump. Also, stay off the orange line after dark.

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#211595 - 01/08/07 03:46 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the peeps there all selll coke, 70 a g. solid tho
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#211596 - 01/08/07 03:59 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
Quote:

the peeps there all selll coke, 70 a g. solid tho





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#211597 - 01/08/07 06:26 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
per Eddie's request



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#211598 - 01/08/07 06:29 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
i can offer nothing more than a generic "nice cans"

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#211599 - 01/08/07 06:40 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
My God! She doesn't have cankles at all!

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#211600 - 01/08/07 07:18 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

My God! She doesn't have cankles at all!




co-sign, I was going to say they shopped the piano legs off her.
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#211601 - 01/08/07 07:19 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
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#211602 - 01/08/07 07:24 PM Re: A Modest Introduction
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Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
She looks like one of loop's dolls in that photo.
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