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#211169 - 12/31/06 04:40 PM Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted)
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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I got a friend request from this guy. See these swallow clips before his account is deleted.

Swallow montage on MySpace.

Turn the sound off since he ruined it by playing U2's Discoteque over it. Otherwise, it's kind of hot.
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#211170 - 12/31/06 04:49 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
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Nice find. Now I have to party with bunch of non porn people who would clearly find this unacceptable. I'll start asking random girls if they spit or swallow. Let you know how it works out.
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#211171 - 12/31/06 04:52 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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That is absolutely awesome! I need to figure out how to dl these things. Somebody should hire this guy because this is exactly what I want a cum shot compilation to be (leave off the music).
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#211172 - 12/31/06 05:00 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Hot! But did they really need to include the late Britney Madison?

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#211173 - 12/31/06 05:02 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

Hot! But did they really need to include the late Britney Madison?



Good point but some people believe it or not; just jerk off to porn and aren't quite as informed as us.
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#211174 - 12/31/06 05:02 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

Hot! But did they really need to include the late Britney Madison?




It's no different than reading fiction from dead authors.
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#211175 - 12/31/06 05:05 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


It's no different than reading fiction from dead authors.





I'll try and think that way. I can;t get off on the dead or the now old women from pre-1989 porn. That and the nasty presence of pubic hair.

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#211176 - 12/31/06 05:10 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
Quote:

Quote:

Hot! But did they really need to include the late Britney Madison?




It's no different than reading fiction from dead authors.





Even in jest, that statement is deeply, deeply, dfeeply disturbing.
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#211177 - 12/31/06 05:25 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Hot! But did they really need to include the late Britney Madison?




Why not?




I love that late-whore!



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#211178 - 12/31/06 05:32 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Quote:

Hot! But did they really need to include the late Britney Madison?




Why not?




I love that late-whore!








Necropheliac.

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#211179 - 12/31/06 06:02 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Hot! But did they really need to include the late Britney Madison?




Why not?




I love that late-whore!








Necropheliac.





In my "porno wing" [actual name] there's a section dedicated to my favorite late stars starting with Shauna Grant [who was the 1st cute girl I ever saw do porn, but she wasn't very good].

They used to kill themselves alot.
Now it seems it's car accidents.

Or the Living Dead who smoke meeth and evaporate from the scene.

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#211180 - 12/31/06 06:47 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Isn't jerking to the dearly departed just a natural extension of the "degredation" theme? After all, once you have watched them be made to vomit, pissed on, shat upon, choked, slapped, donkey punched, bukkaked, and forced to eat a cum omlette, what could be more natural than to hump their still-warm corpse as it lies on the pavement waiting for the ambulance to arrive, surrounded by the vials of meth they smoked while they performed for you? Might as well finish the job, after all.
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#211181 - 12/31/06 06:49 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


Isn't jerking to the dearly departed just a natural extension of the "degredation" theme?





I see your point, but it isn't the same when you don't get to see tears well in their eyes as they watch their dignity disappear.

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#211182 - 12/31/06 06:52 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I tend to imagine them alive ...

Whether they're dead doesn't bother me since I'm fantasising about someone whom I was never was going to fuck in a situation I am never going to be in.
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#211183 - 12/31/06 06:56 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


...I'm fantasising about someone whom I was never was going to fuck...





Get some cash and make it happen, dude. It's just another business transaction.

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#211184 - 12/31/06 07:37 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Spit in their face and it will simulate tears.
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#211185 - 12/31/06 07:40 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Spit in their face and it will simulate tears.




Innovative! I like it.

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#211186 - 12/31/06 08:29 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
The wonder of video!!!

Britney alive, gorgeous and awaiting anal!!

I put a bts interview exchange on youtube



It'll be my last 2006 post EST.

Going to walk the 1/2 block to the dead end at palisades above the tunnel, watch the twinkling of the skyline. And, in the distance yelling and honking car horns will denote that another year of the Gregorian calendar has begun.



Prop to JC [Julius Caesar, not the Jew] and Pope Gregory VIII!

To XPT:
To all clean AIM tests in the new year!

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#211187 - 01/01/07 12:14 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

Isn't jerking to the dearly departed just a natural extension of the "degredation" theme? After all, once you have watched them be made to vomit, pissed on, shat upon, choked, slapped, donkey punched, bukkaked, and forced to eat a cum omlette, what could be more natural than to hump their still-warm corpse as it lies on the pavement waiting for the ambulance to arrive, surrounded by the vials of meth they smoked while they performed for you? Might as well finish the job, after all.



At the risk of sounding pussy, I'm gonna say no. Getting hot and bothered over a corpse is not cool. She was a hot girl and I get get horny over the things she did in life; not the fact I can watch her now, and know she is not so fortunate at this moment. She was and always will be a girl who was more than an anal gape, or a facial bukakke. Nor will you ever be more than a fan boy jerker.
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#211188 - 01/01/07 12:21 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
And at the risk of sounding obvious, there is this thing called sarcasm which people sometimes use, for example when attempting to make a point regarding this board's fascination with degrading the objects of their fantasies.

That said, her sister Whitney was the hot one anyway.
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#211189 - 01/01/07 12:23 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

And at the risk of sounding obvious, there is this thing called sarcasm which people sometimes use, for example when attempting to make a point regarding this board's fascination with degrading the objects of their fantasies.

That said, her sister Whitney was the hot one anyway.



sacasm is best ingested when when sober. Which at 4 hours after new years I am clearly not!
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#211190 - 01/01/07 12:24 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
steveb Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
Quote:

<SNIP>

They used to kill themselves alot.
Now it seems it's car accidents.

<SNIP>




It's called progress. Much more normal and mainstream.

Yahoo seems to be advocating necrophilia?





Attachments
202238-britney-m-01.jpg (6 downloads)

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#211191 - 01/01/07 12:27 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
No problem, fellow drunken post-party poster. May you not remember anything to regret tomorrow!
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#211192 - 01/01/07 12:53 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

And at the risk of sounding obvious, there is this thing called sarcasm which people sometimes use, for example when attempting to make a point regarding this board's fascination with degrading the objects of their fantasies.

That said, her sister Whitney was the hot one anyway.




I knew you were sarcastic here likely because of dealing with other posts. Motorcycle boy likely hasn't - not his fault and not yours.

Sarcasm is an art form based upon reference.

It can be painfully difficult to see since there is no tone in writing - the reader emphasises words of his chosing no the author's - and posters are unfamiliar with each other's styles.

No basis. Sacasm works off of basis. The fact of how bad it would be if it were intended is the power of sarcasm.

Well. If you have no experience with the person and the first exposure is something wildly sarcastic that some porn board pervert COULD ACTUALLY BELIEVE, a reader WILL NOT see the sarcasm.

Thus, as I now see with ADT issue in another post, you cannot have a pompous set of rules and required readings and expect that people reading your texts would mis-contrue them as facts.


But don't worry about that motorcycle guy. He had a jock cup specially made that gives him a "camel toe" ...
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#211193 - 01/01/07 01:07 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
i suggest self-loathing and pushups
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#211194 - 01/01/07 01:08 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:


I knew you were sarcastic here likely because of dealing with other posts. Motorcycle boy likely hasn't - not his fault and not yours.

Sarcasm is an art form based upon reference.

It can be painfully difficult to see since there is no tone in writing - the reader emphasises words of his chosing no the author's - and posters are unfamiliar with each other's styles.

No basis. Sacasm works off of basis. The fact of how bad it would be if it were intended is the power of sarcasm.

Well. If you have no experience with the person and the first exposure is something wildly sarcastic that some porn board pervert COULD ACTUALLY BELIEVE, a reader WILL NOT see the s

But don't worry about that motorcycle guy. He had a jock cup specially made that gives him a "camel toe" ...



Sorry, sarcasm is playing on things that are exaggerated or really didn't happen. She is really dead, and no amount of your shitty humour will make me feel bad about wearing a cup.
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#211195 - 01/01/07 01:56 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Sorry, sarcasm is playing on things that are exaggerated or really didn't happen. She is really dead





NO. That is FARCE.

SARCASM is sneering, jesting, or mocking a person, situation or thing often stating the opposite of the intended meaning.

He never mocked Britney's death. She isn't even mentioned or referenced in his post.

Calvin used the discussion of Britney's demise as a springboard to mock those who have bizarre fetishes and find arousal in the most inappropriate situations and scenarios.

And, I believe that my ability to deduce the above is owed to the fact that when I played collision sports such as football and lacrosse I used this rather innovative piece of technology called a "helmet".


Participant Values Brain = Participant Wears Helmet
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#211196 - 01/01/07 02:03 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Loc: British Colombia
Fatman=toomuch free time filling his hands with himself; and I'm sleepy. Happy new year.
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#211197 - 01/01/07 02:09 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Fatman=toomuch free time filling his hands with himself; and I'm sleepy. Happy new year.





It's called Mental Illness!!


Good year to you and yours.





Don't get hurt ...
You have Gen's, Gia's, Ava's, Mia's ... babies to support!!


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#211198 - 01/01/07 02:15 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

Quote:

Fatman=toomuch free time filling his hands with himself; and I'm sleepy. Happy new year.





It's called Mental Illness!!


Good year to you and yours.





Don't get hurt ...
You have Gen's, Gia's, Ava's, Mia's ... babies to support!!






Don't forget GG's! We're working on one right now. Merry New Year to all the depraved freaks... includin you Fatman. Fuck I need a shot of Soco...
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#211199 - 01/01/07 04:12 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted)
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

I got a friend request from this guy. See these swallow clips before his account is deleted.

Swallow montage on MySpace.

Turn the sound off since he ruined it by playing U2's Discoteque over it. Otherwise, it's kind of hot.




Thanks so much Gia! I wish he put your scene in there. I'm hoping 2007 will bring a lot more great swallowing movies!!!

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#211200 - 01/01/07 05:27 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
I miss Claire Robbins! Someone should start a year-end retrospective on those we've lost (kinda like Time magazine) to drugs, suitcase pimps, auto accidents, marriage and sanity.
Jeff, are you listening?
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#211201 - 01/01/07 07:55 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
It was very spankworthy until I saw Tyla Wynn's ugly mug. The sight of her gaping maw full of man juice made me throw up a little.
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#211202 - 01/01/07 10:33 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted)
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

I got a friend request from this guy. See these swallow clips before his account is deleted.

Swallow montage on MySpace.

Turn the sound off since he ruined it by playing U2's Discoteque over it. Otherwise, it's kind of hot.



Someone set up a death pool on how many days this profile stays up...I say 3.

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#211203 - 01/01/07 10:51 AM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
I tried to watch this, but I'm still feeling ill from yesterday.

Not exactly the brightest thing I've ever done .
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#211204 - 01/01/07 09:54 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted)
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Posts: 4470
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#211205 - 01/02/07 05:48 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted)
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

Turn the sound off since he ruined it by playing U2's Discoteque over it. Otherwise, it's kind of hot.




Oh come on Gia, you know you just can't get enough of that lovey dovey stuff.

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#211206 - 01/03/07 03:23 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace *DELETED*
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Yup, it's gone. 1 day short of Willie's prediction.


Edited by Moronboy?!? (01/03/07 03:24 PM)
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#211207 - 01/03/07 03:35 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace *DELETED*
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
It turned up again in one of the free sites conky posted yesterday

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#211208 - 01/19/07 12:27 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted)
Danno77 Offline
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Registered: 01/15/07
Posts: 6
Loc: Tempe
I put together the myspace swallow montage. I'm glad everyone seemed to enjoy it for the most part. Sorry about the song not being all that popular. I didn't want to use a metal song because everybody seems to do that. Also, the length of the song worked out perfectly. Yes, I do know that Britney Madison is dead. I included her because the guy who pops in her mouth shoots such a massive load. A guy like that deserves double pay because he shoots so much more then the average stunt cock. Should I re-post it on here??
Here are a couple pics from the montage.

Hillary Scott

Trina Michaels



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#211209 - 01/19/07 12:37 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
loopnode Offline
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Posts: 7322
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Quote:

I didn't want to use a metal song because everybody seems to do that.





I hate metal songs in porn. Everyone starts off their porn like some skitzo music video.
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#211210 - 01/19/07 12:41 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted)
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Hey, Danno77! Nice to see you on here. Now that your myspace acct is gone, let me know when you get your new one.
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#211211 - 01/19/07 04:00 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Yes dude, welcome to the board.
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#211212 - 01/19/07 04:16 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
Danno77 Offline
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Registered: 01/15/07
Posts: 6
Loc: Tempe
Quote:

Yes dude, welcome to the board.




Thanks brutha! Here is the link to my swallow shot montage everyone.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8396720388245039821&hl=en

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#211213 - 01/19/07 04:28 PM Re: Swallow montage on MySpace (soon to be deleted
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Good job Danno. I know some of those pops
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