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#211070 - 12/31/06 01:28 PM Who is this??
John West Fan Offline
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Registered: 11/23/04
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#211071 - 12/31/06 01:30 PM Re: Who is this"
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
It's porn star Tina Orso. Think about it.
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#211072 - 12/31/06 01:55 PM Re: Who is this"
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Quote:

It's porn star Tina Orso. Think about it.





:badjokerimshotbanana:
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#211073 - 12/31/06 01:58 PM Re: Who is this"
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Hey, it's New Year's Eve. I'm supporting Tony Bennett later tonite. We got gigs, people, gigs.
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#211074 - 12/31/06 02:43 PM Re: Who is this"
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
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Hey, it's New Year's Eve. I'm supporting Tony Bennett later tonite. We got gigs, people, gigs.




On our 20th wedding anniversary I asked my wife what sort of gift she'd like. She said "I wanna go somewhere I haven't been before". I said, "Try the kitchen".
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#211075 - 12/31/06 03:17 PM Re: Who is this"
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Now that's worth a rimshot!
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#211076 - 12/31/06 03:20 PM Re: Who is this"
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

Hey, it's New Year's Eve. I'm supporting Tony Bennett later tonite. We got gigs, people, gigs.




On our 20th wedding anniversary I asked my wife what sort of gift she'd like. She said "I wanna go somewhere I haven't been before". I said, "Try the kitchen".




"Goodfellas"
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#211077 - 12/31/06 03:24 PM Re: Who is this"
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:

Hey, it's New Year's Eve. I'm supporting Tony Bennett later tonite. We got gigs, people, gigs.




On our 20th wedding anniversary I asked my wife what sort of gift she'd like. She said "I wanna go somewhere I haven't been before". I said, "Try the kitchen".




Benny Hill.
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#211078 - 12/31/06 03:27 PM Re: Who is this"
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
On Christmas Eve, Mrs Conky finally asked me: "Fuck me where it smells". I drove her to Detroit.
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#211079 - 12/31/06 03:28 PM Re: Who is this"
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I should add at this point:
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#211080 - 12/31/06 03:30 PM Re: Who is this"
steveb Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Hey, it's New Year's Eve. I'm supporting Tony Bennett later tonite. We got gigs, people, gigs.




On our 20th wedding anniversary I asked my wife what sort of gift she'd like. She said "I wanna go somewhere I haven't been before". I said, "Try the kitchen".




"Goodfellas"






"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"


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#211081 - 12/31/06 04:39 PM Re: Who is this"
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

On Christmas Eve, Mrs Conky finally asked me: "Fuck me where it smells". I drove her to Detroit.





I truly laughed out loud at this one.
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#211082 - 12/31/06 04:52 PM Re: Who is this"
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a clock on the stove.
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#211083 - 12/31/06 04:55 PM Re: Who is this"
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
"Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my wife, I said to her, "'eez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy.' She said, 'Why did you say that twice?' I said, 'I didn't.....see..... 'cause of the echo!'"


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#211084 - 12/31/06 04:58 PM Re: Who is this"
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Eww that's me. If you're gonna show the face photoshop a paper bag in place of it.

There's a clock on my cell phone too, it goes into the kitchen with me everday. Fuck the clocks in the kitchen, my blind eyes can't read 'em

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#211085 - 12/31/06 05:16 PM Re: Who is this"
John West Fan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663
Are you joking? It's a great picture...here's a few more.

And glad that this thread got back to the original topic.


Quote:

Eww that's me. If you're gonna show the face photoshop a paper bag in place of it.

There's a clock on my cell phone too, it goes into the kitchen with me everday. Fuck the clocks in the kitchen, my blind eyes can't read 'em




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Edited by John West Fan (12/31/06 05:17 PM)

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#211086 - 12/31/06 05:17 PM Re: Who is this"
John West Fan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663
..



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Edited by John West Fan (12/31/06 05:18 PM)

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#211087 - 12/31/06 06:18 PM Re: Who is this"
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
ahem where did you find those? I've been wondering where the heck those photos went when I did that shoot. I miss that bathing suit.

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#211088 - 12/31/06 09:18 PM Re: Who is this"
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Pass the artichoke dip.

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#211089 - 01/01/07 06:37 PM Re: Who is this"
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

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#211090 - 01/01/07 09:52 PM Re: Who is this"
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:





Great photo, GP...great photo.

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#211091 - 01/02/07 12:23 AM Re: Who is this"
steveb Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
Quote:

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Great photo, GP...great photo.



QUOTED FOR TRUTH!
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#211092 - 01/29/07 06:13 PM Re: Who is this"
John West Fan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663


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Edited by John West Fan (01/29/07 06:13 PM)

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#211093 - 01/29/07 07:08 PM Re: Who is this"
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Gen you look very beautiful.

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#211094 - 01/29/07 07:45 PM Re: Who is this"
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:





Great photo, GP...great photo.



QUOTED FOR TRUTH!




I agree with everything Willie says... 'cuz he's a wise man, and not a fat, bitter, inebriated bastard.
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#211095 - 01/29/07 08:01 PM Re: Who is this"
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
bitch got some souless eyes....
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#211096 - 01/29/07 10:22 PM Re: Who is this"
Sydney Jordan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/08/07
Posts: 79
Loc: Going Down in the Valley
redrum!!!


Edited by Sydney Jordan (01/29/07 10:31 PM)
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#211097 - 01/29/07 11:01 PM Re: Who is this"
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Yuk, horrible picture. Most make-up artists only know how to make me look like a damn fucking transvestite. It's stupid. Maybe I'm destined.



Fuck all that make-up. Fuck brown eye shadow bullshit. Fuck that pale skin!!! Fuck it!!! LOL But um thanks. gRr

Bitch need to keep clothes on when not tanned.

I have more soul than most ho's! Gag Factor didn't do anything for me but bring up my granola bar only because the whore that was suppose to shoot before me flaked, no time for digestion and Rio was in my way of getting turned inside out while upside down. Oh well.

GOD DAMN IT!

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#211098 - 01/29/07 11:13 PM Re: Who is this"
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
An improvement... less make-up is more. Damn make-up artists need to go back to cosmetology school.




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#211099 - 01/29/07 11:25 PM Re: Who is this"
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Nice job...Gen...very nice.

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#211100 - 01/29/07 11:31 PM Re: Who is this"
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Oh and a last one. It makes me laugh at myself like a retarded five year old. There's nothing better than a combination of a blank stare and the look of sheer constipation at an attempt to being cute...while wearing REAL clothes... uh, I think.

Insert 'make fun of jenn jokes here'

I hear you already Palmy... hush or I'll make bubbles out of you.





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#211101 - 01/29/07 11:40 PM Re: Who is this"
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Nice, Gen.


New website www.PadovaTwins.com
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#211102 - 01/30/07 06:05 AM Re: Who is this"
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Ivor the dirty old engine driver thinks that the Padover is as cute as a button and wants to make her feel alright.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (01/30/07 06:07 AM)

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#211103 - 01/30/07 07:07 AM Re: Who is this"
melpster Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/01/07
Posts: 66
I do prefer the pictures with less make-up too, Gen, mostly because I think you just don't need it. For one, you don't have any pesky black eyes from abusive suitcase pimps to trawl over with a blanket of Clinique.

You look lovely!

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#211104 - 01/30/07 08:07 AM Re: Who is this"
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
gen please dont let those wanna be makeup folk near you anymore...you do much better on your own. I can actually see the laughter and child-like wonder in your eyes in the makeupless pics. I am picturing your leg vibrating too mmmm

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#211105 - 01/30/07 01:22 PM Re: Who is this"
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Gen, your mirror isn't working properly. I mean, look at your reflection!
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#211106 - 01/30/07 08:21 PM Re: Who is this"
melpster Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/01/07
Posts: 66
Quote:

Quote:






Gen, your mirror isn't working properly. I mean, look at your reflection!




Gen opens the door only to be greeted by her evil alternate universe twin sister, in which finally coming face-to-face will cause a rift in the fabric of the space-time continuum sending us all careening helpless into the void.

And I think Evil Gen should be wearing an eye patch.

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#211107 - 01/30/07 08:45 PM Re: Who is this"
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
While there is no eye patch, this is definitely the evil twin up to no good of all kinds of mischievious things. AHHHhh!!! the humiliation! You thunk right Melp.




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#211108 - 01/30/07 08:46 PM Re: Who is this"
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Does your evil twin do anal, Gen?
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#211109 - 01/30/07 08:50 PM Re: Who is this"
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Most definitely! Should I go hand her the strap-on and tell her to be ready for you in ten minutes?


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#211110 - 01/30/07 08:59 PM Re: Who is this"
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Most definitely! Should I go hand her the strap-on and tell her to be ready for you in ten minutes?







Only my evil twin allows that.
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#211111 - 01/31/07 05:49 AM Re: Who is this"
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
The worst part is the sinking realization that you are the evil twin.
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#211112 - 01/31/07 12:00 PM Re: Who is this"
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

An improvement... less make-up is more. Damn make-up artists need to go back to cosmetology school.








Yes I do like seeing girls all dolled up sometimes but I do like without makeup the best!

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#211113 - 01/31/07 01:55 PM Re: Who is this"
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

While there is no eye patch, this is definitely the evil twin up to no good of all kinds of mischievious things. AHHHhh!!! the humiliation! You thunk right Melp.







Awesome pic!

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#211114 - 01/31/07 09:07 PM Re: Who is this"
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Having a pink snake "stuffee" says so much about a girl.

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#211115 - 01/31/07 09:57 PM Re: Who is this"
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
*clears throat* My angry pink "stuffee" is not a snake. It's The Pox (spyhilis- Treponema pallidum) and he's quite handome. Although if MOO (my Mad Cow disease) heard that, he'd be quite um... well, MAD since he was my very first of all my baby diseases.


I'm not joking!!!

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#211116 - 01/31/07 10:10 PM Re: Who is this"
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

*clears throat* My angry pink "stuffee" is not a snake. It's The Pox (spyhilis- Treponema pallidum) and he's quite handome. Although if MOO (my Mad Cow disease) heard that, he'd be quite um... well, MAD since he was my very first of all my baby diseases.


I'm not joking!!!



It's Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease in humans, BSE is in bovines only.

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#211117 - 01/31/07 10:14 PM Re: Who is this"
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Nice tits in that photo.

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#211118 - 01/31/07 10:29 PM Re: Who is this"
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Quote:

*clears throat* My angry pink "stuffee" is not a snake. It's The Pox (spyhilis- Treponema pallidum) and he's quite handome. Although if MOO (my Mad Cow disease) heard that, he'd be quite um... well, MAD since he was my very first of all my baby diseases.


I'm not joking!!!



It's Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease in humans, BSE is in bovines only.




Anything 'degenerative' such as Creutzfeldt-Jakob is 'hawt' only because I really like the word. You're a true DEGENERATE if you have Creutzfelt! W00T! God that was lame but it makes me chuckle so it's okay.

(I think these degenerate patients who don't have much to live take opiates to alieviate pain. MWAH HA HA HA)

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#211119 - 01/31/07 10:37 PM Re: Who is this"
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

You're a true DEGENERATE if you have Creutzfelt! W00T! God that was lame but it makes me chuckle so it's okay.



What about Exotic Newcastle Disease (sorry, only in waterfowl)?

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