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#210957 - 12/31/06 07:52 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Yeah I wish I had 1500 posts of distilled faggotry to back me up too. Too bad THE TRUTH doesn't need any context.
I guess you have less than 20 posts of CONCENTRATED faggotry, in that case. If you wanted truth, you'd start by admitting you are Monkey. Your alt ID invalidates everything you say.
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PS I think "Defective genetic material" pretty much sums up Gonzo girl's uterine rejects. Words that also come to mind: rapist, deadbeat, whore, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, welfare, low birth weight, I could go on
You're like an elementary school kid who makes fun of the girl he's attracted to, thinking nobody will ever figure it out.
BTW, I'm out the door in ten minutes, so post replies quickly.
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#210958 - 12/31/06 07:56 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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Yeah I wish I had 1500 posts of distilled faggotry to back me up too. Too bad THE TRUTH doesn't need any context.
I guess you have less than 20 posts of CONCENTRATED faggotry, in that case. If you wanted truth, you'd start by admitting you are Monkey. Your alt ID invalidates everything you say.
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PS I think "Defective genetic material" pretty much sums up Gonzo girl's uterine rejects. Words that also come to mind: rapist, deadbeat, whore, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, welfare, low birth weight, I could go on
You're like an elementary school kid who makes fun of the girl he's attracted to, thinking nobody will ever figure it out.
BTW, I'm out the door in ten minutes, so post replies quickly.
I'm not Monkey, you silly faggot, just a long-time lurker who wanted to rile up the resident douchebag. Looks like I succeeded.
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#210959 - 12/31/06 07:59 PM
Re: GG was banned? WTF?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I'm not Monkey, you silly faggot, just a long-time lurker who wanted to rile up the resident douchebag. Looks like I succeeded.
You've only succeeded in displaying the stupidity that makes newbies so hated around here. Otherwise, I've been yawning as you post. I'd pay to be riled at this point.
Two more minutes. Post quickly.
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#210960 - 12/31/06 08:02 PM
Re: GG was banned? WTF?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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#210961 - 12/31/06 08:04 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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I'm not Monkey, you silly faggot, just a long-time lurker who wanted to rile up the resident douchebag. Looks like I succeeded.
You've only succeeded in displaying the stupidity that makes newbies so hated around here. Otherwise, I've been yawning as you post. I'd pay to be riled at this point.
Two more minutes. Post quickly.
I'm not hated, I got seven watches for my first post alone.
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#210963 - 12/31/06 08:07 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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Time's up, fellas! Booze and pussy await me.
I wish all of you a happy new year, regardless. Let's have some more fun next year.
   
I see you there, fanboy 
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#210965 - 12/31/06 10:19 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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BTW, I've got a party to go to at 8:00, so hurry up with your ravings. I'd like closure to this before then.
8:45: Phlog arrives at party.
8:50: Phlog wonders why so many people are leaving.
8:55: Phlog mixes "cocktails" from abandoned drinks.
9:00: Phlog commandeers TV and selects "A Nashville New Year with Sean Hannity." (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,239224,00.html)
9:05: Phlog talks up 200-pound chick with XPT exploits.
9:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:20: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:25-10:00: Phlog is in bathroom, wishing he took Imodium AD before leaving home.
10:05: Phlog is in bathroom searching shower drain for public hair to add to collection.
10:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:20: Party host realizes secret of Phlog's "cocktails" and cleans up, discarding abandoned drinks.
10:25: Phlog loudly announces that he has another party to go to and leaves.
10:30-11:00: Various brown-skinned motorists are yelled at by Phlog if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
11:00-11:20: Phlog is in bathroom, searching for his Imodium AD.
11:21: Phlog begins shower to clean up a non-Imodium AD regimen-related mishap.
11:22-12:16: Phlog passes out in shower.
12:17: Phlog is awakened by neighbor's fireworks.
12:18-12:20: Phlog yells at neighbors and asks them if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
12:25: Phlog puts Pizza Rolls in microwave.
12:26-4:00 Phlog passes out on recliner.
4:01: Phlog rewarms Pizza Rolls in microwave.
4:02: Phlog eats Pizza Rolls and loudly exclaims "Happy New Year."
cumker, cook me some food and post oversized pictures of it, you faggot domesticated bitch.
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Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts...  - faggypatty
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#210969 - 12/31/06 11:54 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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The brunette girl is stroking my cock as I write this. Her name is Jessica... ...Fuck this is good... I'm gonna grab a condom and fuck her... Sex is more fun when you know that piss ants like Palmolive and CharlesBarkley couldn't get any if they paid for it. Maybe they should fuck eachother or have Gunker give them handjobs.
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#210972 - 01/01/07 01:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
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Just got a blowjob from a hot little brunette with gumdrop tits. Nice! I figured I'd use the laptop in the corner of the room to gloat. Good to see you 40 year-old virgins living in Mom's basement have nothing to do this New Year's. I'll try to get another before the night's over.
Well i don't know about Palmolive or Charles Barkley but I am 39 and live in the attic with my Holly Randall blow-up doll. I would like to add a GG doll for a threesome, any chance you could help me out?
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#210974 - 01/01/07 02:07 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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I would like to add a GG doll for a threesome,
You and every other man with a penis. 
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#210979 - 01/01/07 07:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I think GonzoAnalGirl should stay and continue posting- as long as she chronicles it all. Everything. Right up until the board of medical examiners pulls her husbands license and the Department of Social Services comes and takes her children and the power gets turned off.
In that way we can learn from her. It would be educational, like BUR's posts.
The anal lab shit needs to cease, though. It reminds me of VincentVanGauge and Cursive flirting at ADT.
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#210980 - 01/01/07 01:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Hey Mon*...Happy New Year dude!
Buy Princess Roundface a drink for me tonight...I'll pay you back next week, promise!
LOL. she bought me a drink.
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#210981 - 01/01/07 03:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Holy fuck! I go out to get fucked up and miss a serious bitch fest. Damn. Personally, I think GG should stay either with or without her vagina.
It's nice to have a non-porner female perspective from time to time.
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I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#210982 - 01/01/07 05:59 PM
Re: GG was banned? WTF?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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The brunette girl is stroking my cock as I write this. Her name is Jessica...
...Fuck this is good...
I'm gonna grab a condom and fuck her...
complete and utter and pathetic .... shenanigans
This all means far too much to Phlogiston 
Sex means a lot to heterosexuals, Palmolive. If you were one, you'd understand.
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#210983 - 01/01/07 06:56 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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The brunette girl is stroking my cock as I write this. Her name is Jessica...
...Fuck this is good...
I'm gonna grab a condom and fuck her...
complete and utter and pathetic .... shenanigans
This all means far too much to Phlogiston
Sex means a lot to heterosexuals, Palmolive. If you were one, you'd understand.
Sex means so much to Phlogiston that he'll sit up on NYE and lie about getting HJ's from "Jessica". Did you really expect any of us to believe that? And if we did, that we'd be impressed? Some high fives from your pals at XPT? I thought it was a lame joke but now it's just even more proof you're a sad sorry sack a dozen posts away from being the AC Cream of unfuckable soccer moms. Tell me, were you one of the revelers having sex next to Daburg's above-ground pool?
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#210984 - 01/01/07 07:03 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Sex means so much to Phlogiston that he'll sit up on NYE and lie about getting HJ's from "Jessica". Did you really expect any of us to believe that? And if we did, that we'd be impressed? Some high fives from your pals at XPT? I thought it was a lame joke but now it's just even more proof you're a sad sorry sack a dozen posts away from being the AC Cream of unfuckable soccer moms. Tell me, were you one of the revelers having sex next to Daburg's above-ground pool?
Another aggrieved virgin who thinks nobody else is having sex because he couldn't get fucked if he drew tits on his back and laid face-down in a men's prison. Fantastic. At least you have Palmolive and Gunker to keep you company.
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#210985 - 01/01/07 07:07 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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Sex means so much to Phlogiston that he'll sit up on NYE and lie about getting HJ's from "Jessica". Did you really expect any of us to believe that? And if we did, that we'd be impressed? Some high fives from your pals at XPT? I thought it was a lame joke but now it's just even more proof you're a sad sorry sack a dozen posts away from being the AC Cream of unfuckable soccer moms. Tell me, were you one of the revelers having sex next to Daburg's above-ground pool?
Another aggrieved virgin who thinks nobody else is having sex because he couldn't get fucked if he drew tits on his back and laid face-down in a men's prison. Fantastic. At least you have Palmolive and Gunker to keep you company.
You're not having sex if you're scraping the bottom of the suburbanite junkie barrel, let's keep it real son. While you were sitting here desperately trying to think of ways to reaffirm your heterosexuality on a message board, your girlfriend was hitting the glass pipe and picking the scabs on her cooze.
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#210986 - 01/01/07 07:11 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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You're not having sex if you're scraping the bottom of the suburbanite junkie barrel, let's keep it real son. While you were sitting here desperately trying to think of ways to reaffirm your heterosexuality on a message board, your girlfriend was hitting the glass pipe and picking the scabs on her cooze.
Your posts are a perpetual reaffirmation of your homosexuality. I have sex quite often with numerous girls...yourself? The only "action" you could get is the bleeding asshole of Palmolive.
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#210987 - 01/01/07 07:15 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
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Less homo talk. More Avatar animation fixing. 
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You are soaking in it. - Madge
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#210988 - 01/01/07 07:18 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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I have sex quite often with numerous girls
Yes Kurt, you're the baller of the century
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#210989 - 01/01/07 08:22 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Less homo talk.
More Avatar animation fixing.
If you wanted "homo talk" or a microscopic dick in your ass, you'd PM your boyfriend CharlesBarkley.
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#210990 - 01/01/07 09:09 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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#210991 - 01/01/07 09:11 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1167714549CharlesBarkley">
<p>Is GG's and Phlogiston's Flirting Pathetic, and are They Destroying XPT a Little More With Every Anal Lab Post?
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Yes
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />No
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>
Is this how you recruit more fags for you and Palmolive's gay anal gangbangs? I say yeeesssssss.
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#210993 - 01/01/07 09:21 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Is GG's and Phlogiston's Flirting Pathetic, and are They Destroying XPT a Little More With Every Anal Lab Post?
Only because GG isn't posting pics of her fuck parts.
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#210994 - 01/01/07 09:28 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I'm guessing two days until you stop with the anal lab schtick. 
I'll keep it around slightly longer than that just because it bothers you more than that time Palmolive insisted you take a facial rather than swallow his cum.
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#210995 - 01/02/07 09:23 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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I'm guessing two days until you stop with the anal lab schtick.
I'll keep it around slightly longer than that just because it bothers you more than that time Palmolive insisted you take a facial rather than swallow his cum.
The people have spoken
Just one question, how does it feel knowing you spent your NYE lying about getting handjobs to a bunch of strangers that think you're a pointless asshole? I'd ask for GG's thoughts but I think we all know that junkies, whores, junkie whores have no feelings.
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#210996 - 01/02/07 09:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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I know its only 1-2-07 but this is "Threat of the Year".  Oh and for the record,CharlesBarkley is NOT the monkey and GG is a dude.  Carry on.
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#210997 - 01/02/07 09:43 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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This is only indirectly pertinent in light of the fact that Porn Jesus has told us that GG is a sausage-bearer, but whores and junkies have feelings, but some of them have extremely dysfunctional and self-defeating feelings. Porn lovers ought to know how they feel, as ours can be quite similar  .
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#210998 - 01/02/07 09:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...and GG is a dude...
Carry on.
That's going to make Phlog feel a little queasy. No wonder gg was all about the butt-sex and blonde wigs. Wow it all makes sense now.
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#211000 - 01/02/07 10:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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...and GG is a dude...
Carry on.
Did Longshot finally take the "Brazilian Challenge"?
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#211001 - 01/02/07 10:19 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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This is only indirectly pertinent in light of the fact that Porn Jesus has told us that GG is a sausage-bearer, but whores and junkies have feelings, but some of them have extremely dysfunctional and self-defeating feelings. Porn lovers ought to know how they feel, as ours can be quite similar .
I have to disagree, ants have a wider range of emotions than your common pornwhore, funny how pornwhores are more fun to burn with lighters. And no I have never felt the inevitable self-loathing that accompanies the settling of 117 convict loads in your stomach, the best thing about porn is knowing that these girls thought they were taking the easy way out and them finding out they were so so so wrong, as a hardworking black man who made it from nothing it makes me smile on the inside.
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#211002 - 01/02/07 11:45 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I don't want to be right anymore, I don't want to spoil the fun. Everything is hevel, I just want to be entertained.
From the bottom of my blackened heart, I would like to thank those responsible for this thread.
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#211005 - 01/02/07 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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CharlesBarkley > Phogiston
Waaay off 
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#211006 - 01/02/07 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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CharlesBarkley > Phogiston
Waaay off
Assuming that's not a typo I think the elaborator is saying he thinks barkley is greater than phlogiston.
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