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#210834 - 12/31/06 12:07 AM Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
I just wish "Bukkake Bear" had made the list.

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4365

I think they pulled a few punches, there is much worse stuff here they could have featured.
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#210835 - 12/31/06 12:26 AM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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I just wish "Bukkake Bear" had made the list.

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4365

I think they pulled a few punches, there is much worse stuff here they could have featured.


haha, that was hilarious. i noticed how they pixelated the cartoon titties on my futurama avatar, haha.
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#210836 - 12/31/06 12:30 AM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Nothing from His Excellency or Metal Church or MPR?

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#210837 - 12/31/06 12:55 AM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
That was pretty funny, some good ones, but there could have been better choices. They needed an xpt consultant to help with the selection process. And yes, I'm upset I didn't make the cut.
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#210838 - 12/31/06 12:56 AM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
steveb Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
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Nothing from His Excellency or Metal Church or MPR?



The only website that can contain ALL the weird and offensive shit here is THIS website.

I thought it gave quite a fair and balanced sample of the threads, topics and posts that make XXPT what it is...
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#210839 - 12/31/06 09:36 AM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
All this attention on little old us? Jeepers. If Gene has a slow day, he invariably trolls the forums and posts our shit up there, Luke frequently does the same. And now within the last couple of weeks we've been on another two sites?

How soon before the major networks track down Smelly Monkey at his top secret retirement villa in Sumatra and expose him to their viewers?

There's a danger of us becoming 'mainstream' and 'acceptable'. I think we all need to redouble our efforts to be honest, open and utterly offensive. You cunts.
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#210840 - 12/31/06 09:38 AM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
I'm there TWICE, fuckers!!!!

Now why does SA have such a fetish for Windsock/CAOH/Big Moose? He must work there or something.

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#210841 - 12/31/06 09:41 AM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
XPT rules. Plain and simple.

But I'm not featured on there?
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#210842 - 12/31/06 09:53 AM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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But I'm not featured on there?




SA clearly has a homosexual fetish for CAOH/Big Moose/Windsock, so they naturally overlooked the hot girls. GG appeared only as a censored screencap in my signature. Being my slave has it's priviledges.

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#210843 - 12/31/06 09:54 AM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:


But I'm not featured on there?




SA clearly has a homosexual fetish for CAOH/Big Moose/Windsock, so they naturally overlooked the hot girls.




Fuck hot. I'm a fuckin' riot.
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#210844 - 12/31/06 10:26 AM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


But I'm not featured on there?




SA clearly has a homosexual fetish for CAOH/Big Moose/Windsock, so they naturally overlooked the hot girls.




Fuck hot. I'm a fuckin' riot.




"Fuck hot"...and a "hot fuck"! (Watching Anal Trainer 8!)

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#210845 - 12/31/06 06:55 PM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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I'm there TWICE, fuckers!!!!





Congrats! That makes you twice as noteworthy as Ethebody.
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#210846 - 12/31/06 08:16 PM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
beenurv Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 11/17/06
Posts: 37
It's nice to see everyone taking this so well. Most forums get really upset when they get roasted by SA.

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#210847 - 12/31/06 09:10 PM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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It's nice to see everyone taking this so well. Most forums get really upset when they get roasted by SA.




I feel honored and shall masturbate furiously to my single mention on the wonderful somethingawful board.
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#210848 - 01/18/07 09:04 AM Re: Congrats! XXXPT Featured on Weekend Web.
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
We rule!
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