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#210668 - 12/30/06 05:14 PM
My favorite Gia Jordan moment
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Ass to Mouth 15 Gia pulls down panties revealing she's been walking around with a butt plug. Director: So is this how you walk around? Gia: Um, well like I put it on, you know, to go to the mall and stuff and I just totally forgot to take it out. Director: You go to the mall with a butt plug in your butt? Gia: You know...it helps me relax. 
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#210669 - 12/30/06 05:23 PM
Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I totally remember that! HAHAHA! Thank you for enjoying it, Zen. 
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#210670 - 12/30/06 05:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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haha. my husband used to have me do stuff like that, back when he was fun. i remember once i had to make an unexpected sidetrip to the school to pick up a sick kid... here i am talking to the nun and i am wearing an assplug. shenanigans. 
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#210671 - 12/30/06 05:30 PM
Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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here i am talking to the nun and i am wearing an assplug
The story is hotter when you say it over the phone.
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#210672 - 12/30/06 08:00 PM
Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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haha. my husband used to have me do stuff like that, back when he was fun. i remember once i had to make an unexpected sidetrip to the school to pick up a sick kid... here i am talking to the nun and i am wearing an assplug. shenanigans.
It's OK, the nun probably had one too. 
More naughty nuns.
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#210673 - 12/30/06 08:03 PM
Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#210675 - 12/30/06 08:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i actively avoided all movies with gia in them. she was like a pornstar that wasn't or whatev. pretty girl, i don't need to see her vagina.
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#210676 - 12/30/06 08:14 PM
Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i loved her in Kill Girl Kill, the only altporn shit i've ever watched. she gave the most awesome blowjob in it, to kurt lockwood of all people. that scene inspired some of my greatest work, haha. 
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#210682 - 12/30/06 08:35 PM
Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i loved her in Kill Girl Kill, the only altporn shit i've ever watched. she gave the most awesome blowjob in it, to kurt lockwood of all people. that scene inspired some of my greatest work, haha.
I was told when I was a child that I would grow up to lead the masses and teach them well.
HAHAHAHA!
Proud to have inspired you, GG! In making that scene, I felt like one powerful bitch on both the giving and receiving that day. And to think that I inspired a total stranger from another part of the country whom one day I would meet and get to know? Thank you. That's meaningful, GG.
oh, gia, you're making me all verklempt. tee hee. i am serious, i loved that scene, i even tried to replicate the part where you snorted kurt's cum, but i got a sinus infection, which sucked. my husband appreciated the effort though and gladly prescribed me antibiotics. 
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#210683 - 12/30/06 08:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Kill Her Ass w/Kamila. That's where the quintessential Gia J picture spawned from right?
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#210685 - 12/30/06 08:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
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I've actually never seen any Gia Jordan porno. Does anyone have any screenshots or maybe you can reccomend a scene to watch on AEBN.
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#210688 - 12/30/06 08:45 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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Kill Her Ass w/Kamila. That's where the quintessential Gia J picture spawned from right?
I know the pic in question and yes it absolutely is, King. Did you know that was Kamila's first anal scene and I was representing her then? Just call me Iceberg Slimfast.
ooh, which pic? will someone please post it?
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#210689 - 12/30/06 08:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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wait, why would anyone wear anything other than strangely-striped socks? as long as they're shmere, you're not queer
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#210690 - 12/30/06 08:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Actually, they are cashmere. Baby, I'm freezing here and I don't wanna go out because I fear drunk drivers.
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#210693 - 12/30/06 09:07 PM
Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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aha. thank you. i had hoped it was going to be "that one"
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#210694 - 12/30/06 09:10 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
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Smart woman, but New Year's Eve is tomorrow. Or do they start early in Cali?
I was a fan before I saw any of her scenes. I have some movies with Gia in them, but haven't watched them.
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#210697 - 12/30/06 09:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Here's a self-portrait from my phone.
Attachments
201905-Photo95.jpg (96 downloads)
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#210700 - 12/31/06 02:38 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 12/28/05
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Very nice piccy, but your phone needs a wide-angle lens, we can't see the socks.
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#210701 - 12/31/06 08:37 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/13/04
Posts: 153
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Phlog:
Gioa;s intermission from Down The Hatch 13 (IIRC) was awesome. I'd love her to try and say "Seattle" with a mouthful of cum should I meet her at some point. (I don't expect you to do that during our chance encounters at a gas station.)
Gia:
I totally LOVE that scene!!! Man, did I have a great time showing off my skills and being a smart ass.
I think that's one of my favorites of yours as well, Gia. Just awesome! I loved when you basically flipped off The Minion - refusing to let him shoot his disgusting junk in your mouth - Hilarious!
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#210702 - 12/31/06 08:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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When I first got on this board, Gia's age was "out-ted" by some asshole [Luke?]. Though she's not blonde or a teen, I got interested and quickly unRARed 3 RapidShare-d scenes. But there's too much of a facial resemblance to my mom!! 
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#210704 - 12/31/06 09:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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When I first got on this board, Gia's age was "out-ted" by some asshole [Luke?].
Though she's not blonde or a teen, I got interested and quickly unRARed 3 RapidShare-d scenes.
But there's too much of a facial resemblance to my mom!!
Yes. When my face is covered in jizz, the resemblance is uncanny.
Yes! This is why I like Gia Jordan so much, not because she guzzles convict semen. Although her moral indifference to doing so is a a turn on in and of itself. 
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#210705 - 12/31/06 09:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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gia's mean. therefore cool. quote] Quote:
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When I first got on this board, Gia's age was "out-ted" by some asshole [Luke?].
Though she's not blonde or a teen, I got interested and quickly unRARed 3 RapidShare-d scenes.
But there's too much of a facial resemblance to my mom!!
Yes. When my face is covered in jizz, the resemblance is uncanny.
Yes! This is why I like Gia Jordan so much, not because she guzzles convict semen. Although her moral indifference to doing so is a a turn on in and of itself.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#210712 - 12/31/06 12:15 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Gia is HOT and deserves all the best for the New Year.
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#210713 - 12/31/06 12:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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[brittney spears]Thanks, y'all![/brittney spears]
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