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#208776 - 12/23/06 09:33 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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This is a drunkin' confession. When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm. 
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#208777 - 12/23/06 09:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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This is a drunkin' confession.
When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.
Wow, awesome. Hey, Ceara. How's it going? 
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#208778 - 12/23/06 11:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I believe that I speak for many when I say you may use this space to make all the confessions you feel you need to ... anytime ... Cheers! To dad not "grounding your adult ass"!!
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#208780 - 12/24/06 01:39 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
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Loc: South of Heaven
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i've read it 6 times now
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#208781 - 12/24/06 05:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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This is a drunkin' confession.
When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.
Vegas is gonna be fun. 
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#208784 - 12/24/06 09:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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This is a drunkin' confession.
When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.
Vegas is gonna be fun.
+1 If nothing else, this should help my body make a speedy recovery so as to ensure I make it at least for a day or two...
That actually was pretty stimulating Cearra, you should consider writing Erotica and marketing it/yourself in the appropriate, most advantageous way. The idea-concept of a 20 year old, intelligent-yet-slighlty-stonerish college nymphette looking to get her rocks off has a wide spectrum of appeal.
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#208785 - 12/24/06 09:55 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/16/06
Posts: 42
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This is a drunkin' confession.
When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.
windsock, you're blowing it now.
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#208789 - 12/24/06 12:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Am I the only one to suggest here that Ceara gets her camera out when she's that smashed and starts taking more explicit shots of herself for our perverse amusement? I harbor no illusions about being invited over for a hole blowing session, but I'd sure like to see her trying it on her own
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#208791 - 12/24/06 06:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i'm not sober but have to show up 2 more places tonight, just remember the toejam-guy would obviously show up to any kind of ceara-grouptryst. someone find that picture. cute girl, but somehow the guy without pride's face just flits through my brain every time i read her posts and makes her a cruel and exploitave cartoon-figure to me. that dude dripping cherries while giving her money MIGHT BE someone's dad. someone's kid's teacher.
most importantly, i'll be paying a shitload towards his social-security as his salary vanishes only to be replaced by soiled-undergarments arriving from like DHL. whatever, he's fat enough for someone in the global south to eat. what's a one-way ticket to rio? 500 bucks? let an aging elgloriouso either feed that guy to his dogs, chickens or grandparents. all caged by the car-port.
Edited by jamesn (12/24/06 06:04 PM)
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#208796 - 12/24/06 09:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#208798 - 12/25/06 12:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Wow. That's an awesome poll that is impossible to answer. Ceara, cute as hell, talks a great game but her credentials are visually unproven. Gia's amazing body (booty) and obvious sexual prowess are hard to vote against. You have hot, young, nonpro porner and possible sexual vixen on one side and proven, experienced, absolute mind blowing credentialed porner on the other side. Whew! Tough call. Poll addendum: Both at the same time.
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#208803 - 12/25/06 01:11 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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This is a drunkin' confession.
When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.
Me too!  
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#208804 - 12/25/06 01:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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This is a drunkin' confession.
When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.
Me too!
¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿"ME TOO"????????????
Ben, you want to crawl to the water cooler after gang-banging 18 guys?!?!?
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#208805 - 12/25/06 02:30 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
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I think we need to see them fuck it out in Thunderdome. Winner take all!
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#208806 - 12/25/06 10:22 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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i'm not sober but have to show up 2 more places tonight, just remember the toejam-guy would obviously show up to any kind of ceara-grouptryst. someone find that picture. ...
Here ya go.
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#208807 - 12/25/06 12:30 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/23/06
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TMonty,that is fucking hilarious.
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#208808 - 12/25/06 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#208809 - 12/28/06 09:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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This is a drunkin' confession.
When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.
Vegas is gonna be fun.
Not really.Shes all talk. 
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#208811 - 12/29/06 04:35 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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This is a drunkin' confession.
When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.
Vegas is gonna be fun.
Not really.Shes all talk.
Ceara could invent storylines for JM Productions 
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#208815 - 01/18/07 08:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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This is a drunkin' confession.
When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.
Vegas is gonna be fun.
Not really.Shes all talk.
Im a big enough man to admit when im wrong and brother was I wrong. 
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#208816 - 01/18/07 01:04 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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#208820 - 01/18/07 02:33 PM
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#208821 - 01/18/07 02:37 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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What happened?
I was Meatholed.
The sequence of events went something like this:
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#208822 - 01/18/07 02:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I demand a graphic description using words and then photo illustration shot in your own room by you, Ceara.
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#208823 - 01/18/07 02:40 PM
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#208826 - 01/18/07 02:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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It's just that after last week's skeletorama, it would be nice to see a girl of normal female weight and shape get half naked and romp around a little. Is that asking for too much?
Is it?
Edited by Conky (01/18/07 02:45 PM)
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#208827 - 01/18/07 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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#208828 - 01/18/07 02:50 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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It's just that after last week's skeletorama, it would be nice to see a girl of normal female weight and shape get half naked and romp around a little. Is that asking for too much?
Is it?
Oooh hey a gimpy walk like Ceara's bunny disabled from the pot smoke.
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#208829 - 01/18/07 03:56 PM
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#208830 - 01/18/07 04:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#208831 - 01/18/07 05:27 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 153
Loc: smut central
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What happened?
I was Meatholed.
The sequence of events went something like this:
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Hi Ceara 
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#208833 - 01/18/07 07:13 PM
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Pervs will be fighting for copies like they were Wii's, if copies actuall exist. Of course emperical evidence will need to be disclosed. 
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#208835 - 01/18/07 08:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#208836 - 01/18/07 09:17 PM
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Pervert
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Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Sorry my degenerate friends, no cameras were involved. I had specific instructions a la Khan Tusion to never to do scenes. Possibly because I don't eat ass... But I'd like to think it's because he likes me
That sucks if no cameras were involved! Maybe someone could describe it in writing and JM Productions could start putting out Meatholes novels or comics. How about JM Productions action figurines as well!
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#208837 - 01/18/07 09:38 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Sorry my degenerate friends, no cameras were involved. I had specific instructions a la Khan Tusion to never to do scenes. Possibly because I don't eat ass... But I'd like to think it's because he likes me
That sucks if no cameras were involved! Maybe someone could describe it in writing and JM Productions could start putting out Meatholes novels or comics. How about JM Productions action figurines as well!
What about erotic novels for the female audience?
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#208838 - 01/21/07 12:18 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
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Loc: Los Angeles
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Ok so Khan Tusion is in my house and he is refusing to give me any details to what actually went down. Ceara, will you please PM me and tell me?
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#208839 - 01/21/07 08:16 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
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I refuse to believe anything happened til I see pics.
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#208840 - 02/01/07 06:34 PM
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Demon Spawn
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Posts: 3016
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This is a drunkin' confession.
When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.
Vegas is gonna be fun.
Not really.Shes all talk.
Im a big enough man to admit when im wrong and brother was I wrong.
Bulmp
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